Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[King Kiwi]

Imagine you go to your job at the group home and the first thing you see it's CWC as a new inmate you have to take care of...

And the worst part is you're under medical oath not to blab anything.

Now that's sad.

 

[Maurice Maine]

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“One ticket for Barbie please.”

He looks like Ozzy Osbourne, jesus

 

[MoonlightMoo]

In response to limiting internet access if Chris is in a group home — long term care (nursing) homes, at least in Canada but I assume similar in the US — often don't have internet access period and each resident is expected to pay for their own. Group homes could be the same deal. Assuming Chris's internet access isn't limited by the court, it's entirely possible that he just straight up doesn't have internet where he is and would be expected to deal with getting it himself, which probably wouldn't happen overnight.

If the condition of bail is to not be near a computer or some shit like that, his next move may be escaping the facility just to find a computer with internet access.

 

[FinnSven]

He knows what happened to Madeline McCann.

He is Madeline McGann. Her parents abandoned her and faked the whole thing, but she was found by Barb who tricked Bob.

Chris then had the same ovaries to testicles surgery which Tommie Tooter had and the rest is Christory.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Put me in the screenshot reddit

you are a faggot

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

In response to limiting internet access if Chris is in a group home — long term care (nursing) homes, at least in Canada but I assume similar in the US — often don't have internet access period and each resident is expected to pay for their own. Group homes could be the same deal. Assuming Chris's internet access isn't limited by the court, it's entirely possible that he just straight up doesn't have internet where he is and would be expected to deal with getting it himself, which probably wouldn't happen overnight.

I wouldn't be shocked if Heilberg specifically requested a condition of Chris' bond be no internet access. The case is still ongoing so I doubt he'd want Chris inadvertently dropping more Honest Content about soul-bonding online to "defend" himself.

 

[Pedophobe]

I wouldn't be shocked if Heilberg specifically requested a condition of Chris' bond be no internet access. The case is still ongoing so I doubt he'd want Chris inadvertently dropping more Honest Content about soul-bonding online to "defend" himself.

(Somehow fucked up the quoting there but) it seems pretty weird to ask the court to impose a restriction on yourself. I can imagine the judge would say something like "no that's your issue to sort out".

 

[Glowie]

If his shit is still in the house or has been moved to a storage unit, he has a shot at getting it.

(Yes, I saw the picture of the boxes and bags by the side of the road too, but there are no toys in that pic. I’m not getting my hopes up)

Does Chris even know existence of storage units?

He has half house worth of junk collected.

At this point Chris should be doped to gills and kept in a housing unit for his sake and for others.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

(Somehow fucked up the quoting there but) it seems pretty weird to ask the court to impose a restriction on yourself. I can imagine the judge would say something like "no that's your issue to sort out".

The court won't stop someone from requesting more stringent conditions, especially if there's a strategic benefit from the perspective of the defense they're more likely to request it. Even in misdemeanor cases like DUIs, the defense will move to immobilize the vehicle and seize its plates, which doesn't seem beneficial to the defendant at first but absolutely can be. Especially if the person's a repeat offender.

This is specifically a secured bond since it's a felony charge which gives the court even more discretion to set conditions vs. unsecured/OR bonds.

A more restrictive set of conditions might also strengthen Chris' case for deferred disposition. If he does well wherever he's been placed and complies with all of the requirements of his bond, that's a strong argument in his favor. His biggest weakness throughout this whole process has been his complete inability to shut up.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Does Chris even know existence of storage units?

He has half house worth of junk collected.

At this Chris should be doped to gills and kept in a housing unit for his sake and for others.

They kept a bunch of their shit in a storage unit after the house fire, so he knows of their existence.

 

[Town Crier]

Does Chris even know existence of storage units?

He has half house worth of junk collected.

At this Chris should be doped to gills and kept in a housing unit for his sake and for others.

I hope he finds out about them, somehow gets all of his shit from Branchland Court stored in one, then inevitably stops (or forgets about) paying the monthly fee on it.

Could you imagine the episode of Storage Wars where a bunch of boomers stumble upon Chris’s hoard? How much are they going to bid on the unit?

 

[Clockwork]

Artwork of the event, from reddit:
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[BustinBiden]

I hope he finds out about them, somehow gets all of his shit from Branchland Court stored in one, then inevitably stops (or forgets about) paying the monthly fee on it.

Could you imagine the episode of Storage Wars where a bunch of boomers stumble upon Chris’s hoard? How much are they going to bid on the unit?

Forgive my ignorance but do we know the status of 14 BC? Is Barb still living there? Is his old room intact? Seems to me that if Barb has anyone at all in her life who cares they would clean out the belongings of the person who took advantage of her dementia to repeatedly rape her on a bi-weekly basis.

 

[snmeedf]

Artwork of the event, from reddit:
(link/archive)
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buffalo 66 saga

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Forgive my ignorance but do we know the status of 14 BC? Is Barb still living there? Is his old room intact? Seems to me that if Barb has anyone at all in her life who cares they would clean out the belongings of the person who took advantage of her dementia to repeatedly rape her on a bi-weekly basis.

As far as the property records go, Barb is still listed as owner (along with Bob in fact) and the RE taxes have been paid up through the second half of 2022. So somebody is paying the taxes on the house at the very least.

 

[frozen_runner]

So weens are going to start trying to get him back with Barb or back in prison, right?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Lock up your grannies, shoot your anthropomorphic furry characters and hide your game shop employees!

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I just noticed this but what's going on with his baby arm?

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

So he's off to parts unknown (to us at least), right?

All I can say is, if I were in charge of a group home that took him in, I wouldn't want publicity.
Who wants to be mobbed by weens?

I'm betting he ends up homeless, if he's not already there.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Lock up your grannies, shoot your anthropomorphic furry characters and hide your game shop employees!

They raping people up in here