Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[FunPosting101]

This is really unlikely , but what if Barb got him back to the Temple for some tugboat rent?

If she is living somewhere else, either a home or relatives, is that still impossible? I am just dark horsing here.

Oh man if this happens I will literally not be able to stop laughing for at least a minute or two.

 

[Sock Cucker]

I think ( not a lawyer, but lawyer adjacent ) that after 600+ days in county lockup, a couple of psyche evals, and some sort of statement from his highly respected lawyer, Chris was allowed out on personal recognizance. I also think that the wait time was due to a lack of suitable "special" housing, and that issue has been resolved.

I suspect the argument was made Chris was never given access to tard training, and he has now been placed somewhere that can happen. The court granted his bonded release contingent on progress and good behavior, and that will be evaluated by the judge in August.

I would not be surprised if, given a positive evaluation by the staff at whatever facility he is in, he gets a time-served sentence. The transportation order was to bring Chris to court (from jail) and appear before the judge, who wanted to ascertain Chris understood his conditions if he was released on bond, and what would happen if he didn't follow the Court's conditional instruction.

All speculation, as I made clear.

As a postscript, I would add- that last picture of Chris says a lot. I think he might have realized he needs to play the game by someone else's rules. He's not happy about it, but I think he gets it. Welcome to the real world, Chris-Chan.

 

[Ophelia]

So the Homeless Saga begins.

A special home for tards or a halfway house is not homelessness.

Give it time.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He me not be the hero we wanted. But he damn well is the hero we all need. Only he can stand toe to toe with Cyrax

The Rumble in the Rerefarm, Manlet VS Manchild.

 

[Wikipedia]

We knew this day would come, with the release of the beast. The day of reckoning has been initiated. Get your medallion ready, man child rage boiling. As we need to defend ourselves from the MERGE

 

[TV's Adam West]

I hope he gets raped and murdered by a pack of feral retards.

And when it happens, it'll be their fault.

 

[Homesick Abortion]

So Chris is back home with his loved one, good for him.

Imagine the outrage if this case wasn't sealed

 

[CharlesNguyen]

Typically, in the US, you need to meet some pre-requisties to be released on bond (note: not bail), not just fronting the money.
Like having a place to go.
That means that whoever put up the money to get Chris out also probably is housing him for the time being, so is most likely an off-camera enabler we haven't seen or heard of before.

 

[Michaelsoft]

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I bet it was like this when Chris walked out.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Just me or does he look a lot slimmer around the neck and jaw? Like most spergs, prison food and routine did him good. Doubt it’ll last though.

Nah he's just aged rapidly in prison, the previously firm blubber on his face has deflated and drooped, and he now looks like an old lady which will certainly tickle his autogynephilia.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

So who is Chris going to target now that he is out of Jail?
Barbara?
Bella Janke?
Meghan Schroeder?

I cant help but feel that Meghan upon hearing that Chris is out of jail probably went to double check her guns.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Nah he's just aged rapidly in prison, the previously firm blubber on his face has deflated and drooped, and he now looks like an old lady which will certainly tickle his autogynephilia.

Become the Barb you want to fuck.

 

[Catloaf]

Now that Chris has lost weight, he looks a lot like his mother when she was younger in my opinion. This takes the motherfucker saga to a whole new level

 

[BillTheButcher]

Why is chris chan trending again on twitter right now? Or am i just now noticing, and he never left the top ten?

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Why is chris chan trending again on twitter right now? Or am i just now noticing, and he never left the top ten?

cos he is out in the streets
and ready for some barbussy meat.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Now that Chris has lost weight, he looks a lot like his mother when she was younger in my opinion. This takes the motherfucker saga to a whole new level

His prayers and meditation on the turkish prayer rug have beared fruit.
Now he no longer carve the barbussy, for he has become the barbussy.

 

[Glowie]

The group home is being a better parent than Chris's own parents. I'm certain, just like 14 BLC, Chris will try to hoard his room, the staff will say "nope", then they'll witness the tard raging.

Is there anything left to hoard?

Chris has to start his collection from scratch.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Hmm, would Keffals mom be a step up or a step down for Chris?

It's never going to happen so it's retarded to even hypothesize but for the sake of an argument...

Of course it'd be a fucking step up! She's not his bleedin MOTHER (crucial fact there) and Chris would cuck Keffals in the process.

 

[Ophelia]

Is there anything left to hoard?

Chris has to start his collection from scratch.

If his shit is still in the house or has been moved to a storage unit, he has a shot at getting it.

(Yes, I saw the picture of the boxes and bags by the side of the road too, but there are no toys in that pic. I’m not getting my hopes up)