Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[gorororo]

Okay don't kill me but I basically rewrote parts of the mat at the internet stuff and posted it on the thread

Minor correction for the MATI thread

VICE even did an article on it covered on Reddit here

VICE didn't write an article, babyx3 did in the style of a VICE article. Liked your expansion on the pooner traits & showing how they apply to the IRL pooners.

WRT the pooner shooter, I do think explaining the pooner meme helps spread the word on what TIFs are really like and how they think. The thread might get dumb for a bit, but it'll pass.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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Ben Garrison dropped the ball by not having the pooner shooter wear little transgender flag and pronoun pins.

...though he does seem to have given her several inches in height, and she even looks slightly muscular, dare I say. Heccin' posthumously valid, dood!

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

If I've been keeping track correctly, we have 6 more cards left of the major arcana

0 - The Fool
2 - The High Priestess
3 - The Empress
18 - The Moon
19 - The Sun
20 - Judgement

Fun idea, here are a couple of rough mock-ups.

Spoiler: XIII - THE MOON

I saw the version of the card with the moon crying blood and thought it would be fun to do the same thing except make the blood also come from a unhealed mastectomy and self-harm wounds. Replace the towers with stapled together phalloplasties spewing gore, make the stream and pond into blood and substitute the reeds with used testosterone syringes.
I could not come up with anything remotely clever to do with the lobster.
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Spoiler: 0 - THE FOOL

A combination of empty-headed optimism and long gangly limbs make Poondola seem like the perfect character to play the fool. Replace the precipice of a cliff with the entrance to a GRS clinic and replace the dog with a rat and the card designs itself. I could not figure out how to incorporate the bindle and the flower because Poondola has no hands.
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[Salvador Dali]

Fun idea, here are a couple of rough mock-ups.

I think that the Redditor lobster soyjak was a great idea, and it seems that you know Pooner lore well enough that you have the symbolism down to a tee. Using Poondola as The Fool is such a 5d chess move and keeps the Poondola legacy going. I would have never thought of that. Poondola is like a slightly more retarded and gullible pooner which makes them that much cuter!

Both of them look really good. It's always a pleasure seeing your illustrations on the Farms - your linework is always clean and you do an excellent job of showing expression within your characters!

I can't wait to see how it turns out

 

[MILPOOL__]

Ben Garrison dropped the ball by not having the pooner shooter wear little transgender flag and pronoun pins.

Something like this?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Fun idea, here are a couple of rough mock-ups.

These are both? Absolutely freaking phenomenal and combine Pooner lore with an excellent choice in imagery. Bravo!

 

[Constellationzero]

Fun idea, here are a couple of rough mock-ups.

Spoiler: XIII - THE MOON

I saw the version of the card with the moon crying blood and thought it would be fun to do the same thing except make the blood also come from a unhealed mastectomy and self-harm wounds. Replace the towers with stapled together phalloplasties spewing gore, make the stream and pond into blood and substitute the reeds with used testosterone syringes.
I could not come up with anything remotely clever to do with the lobster.
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Spoiler: 0 - THE FOOL

A combination of empty-headed optimism and long gangly limbs make Poondola seem like the perfect character to play the fool. Replace the precipice of a cliff with the entrance to a GRS clinic and replace the dog with a rat and the card designs itself. I could not figure out how to incorporate the bindle and the flower because Poondola has no hands.
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These are great!

Question: Are all of you who are making these Tarot cards going to sell them? Hell, maybe this can be an idea for Josh to use as merch for the site.

 

[Daily Affirmation]

@Null we need you to investigate printing kwf tarot cards. cardstock is the new silver.

 

[Poonocchio]

Fun idea, here are a couple of rough mock-ups.

Spoiler: XIII - THE MOON

I saw the version of the card with the moon crying blood and thought it would be fun to do the same thing except make the blood also come from a unhealed mastectomy and self-harm wounds. Replace the towers with stapled together phalloplasties spewing gore, make the stream and pond into blood and substitute the reeds with used testosterone syringes.
I could not come up with anything remotely clever to do with the lobster.
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Spoiler: 0 - THE FOOL

A combination of empty-headed optimism and long gangly limbs make Poondola seem like the perfect character to play the fool. Replace the precipice of a cliff with the entrance to a GRS clinic and replace the dog with a rat and the card designs itself. I could not figure out how to incorporate the bindle and the flower because Poondola has no hands.
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God damn they are good and this is some deep Poonlore. I just imagined someone walking in on you drawing these though and what their reaction might be

 

[MILPOOL__]

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These are fantastic! You should consider making a deck and selling them!

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Doods! Nice feature, bros!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Holy shit lol we just made the front page

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Fun idea, here are a couple of rough mock-ups.

Spoiler: XIII - THE MOON

I saw the version of the card with the moon crying blood and thought it would be fun to do the same thing except make the blood also come from a unhealed mastectomy and self-harm wounds. Replace the towers with stapled together phalloplasties spewing gore, make the stream and pond into blood and substitute the reeds with used testosterone syringes.
I could not come up with anything remotely clever to do with the lobster.
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Spoiler: 0 - THE FOOL

A combination of empty-headed optimism and long gangly limbs make Poondola seem like the perfect character to play the fool. Replace the precipice of a cliff with the entrance to a GRS clinic and replace the dog with a rat and the card designs itself. I could not figure out how to incorporate the bindle and the flower because Poondola has no hands.
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I’d buy that deck.

 

[Strangolapreti]

DOOOOOOOD

 

[Dupree Home Edition]

I mean this as sincerely as possible, "thanks, I hate it."

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

This thread is featured now. The FtM’s haven’t been getting enough attention they deserve ridicule too

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

well this is autistic

 

[Fools Idol]

Have you ever read something and you just didn't get any of the information? It's like, I read the OP yet I still don't have a clue what any of this is about. I either have brain damage or need to damage my brain more to understand this.

 

[Looney Troons]

Congrats on the feature, dood. One of the funniest threads on the Farms.

 

[raspberry mocha]

This shit looks like the enby/trans version of the golliwog. What the fuck.