Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Have you ever read something and you just didn't get any of the information? It's like, I read the OP yet I still don't have a clue what any of this is about. I either have brain damage or need to damage my brain more to understand this.

it feels like im reading a book report by a very, very special kid

 

[Unique User Name]

Featuring things tends to bring an influx of fucking idiocy

The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.

They are here.

 

[Spergichu]

AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M POONING

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

You made it doodz, how does the heckin’ validation feel?

 

[Fools Idol]

it feels like im reading a book report by a very, very special kid

I don't think @Procrastinhater did a bad job its just that my brain refuses to even comprehend what the fuck a pooner is.

 

[Cats]

this is scary

 

[Salvador Dali]

I have completed the 20th Tarot card "Judgement". In this depiction, Elliot Rodger Ellen Page makes a rare public appearance as she congregates with her lackeys Pooners to deliver judgments. The Pooners wear their best bowties because they have to look good for this special day. Those who have not been strong enough allies will have their life force extracted and harvested into Ellen in order to provide sustenance and longevity to their Pooner overlord. Even Pooners that have been excellent allies still offer themselves up for sacrifice just so they can be graced by Ellen's presence.


We have just two more left after this:
3 - The Empress
19 - The Sun



Good job everyone :p

Edit: To everyone coming from featured, my sincerest apologies for what you are about to see.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

This is some Cronenberg shit. Keep up the good work.

 

[BeetleBug242]

Last week I explained pooners to my father so he would understand the depths of the problem.

This week I'm telling him a literal pooner just committed a shooting.

Oy vey

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't think @Procrastinhater did a bad job its just that my brain refuses to even comprehend what the fuck a pooner is.

That was my first response when I found these doods too to be fair.
Its a symptom of extreme self loathing and mental illness.
These things are made by FtM troons about themselves its like if niggers made those racist as fuck late 19th/early 20th Century pickaninny caricatures. Its bizarre and I still don't understand it.
Those girls ain't right.

 

[umami's milk]

Our humble pooner barn, made into a freakshow for the masses

 

[Fools Idol]

That was my first response when I found these doods too to be fair.
Its a symptomnof extreme self loathing and mental illness.
These things are made by FtM troons about themselves its like if niggers made those racist as fuck late 19th/early 20th Century pickaninny caricatures. Its bizarre and I still don't understand it.
Those girls ain't right.

I think I'll sit this one out bro, but good luck!

 

[Procrastinhater]

I have completed the 20th Tarot card "Judgement". In this depiction, Eliot Rodgers Ellen Page makes a rare public appearance as she congregates with her lackeys pooners to deliver judgments. The Pooners wear their best bowties because they have to look good for this special day. Those who have not been a strong enough ally will have the life force extracted and harvested into Ellen in order to provide sustenance and longevity to their Pooner overlord. Even Pooners that have been excellent allies still offer themselves up for sacrifice just so they can be graced by Ellen's presence.

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Thats fucking great, we're so close to getting the Major deck finished now.

I think I'll sit this one out bro, but good luck!

Understandable.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

> thread featured while I was catching up

Awesome, hope we get more heckin masc pooner art! Arts and crafts are so manly, dood.

 

[CrispyLegs]

This is so heccin validating my doods!

 

[keytar]

mfw I go away for 2 days and in that time Chris-chan gets let out of jail and an irl pooner commits a school shooting

 

[AgendaPoster]

OK, gross as expected.
Can anyone explain the lips tho'

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

what's up doods. haha im such a cowboy dad macho masc dude bro! *norwood hairline, face pockmarked with disgusting roid acne* i wish i had a phallus. if i see a nazi with red laces im gonna knock his ass out! *starts crying because of a 4 hour Starbucks barista shift and immediately begins filming themselves for TikTok*

 

[AskeDead]

OK, gross as expected.
Can anyone explain the lips tho'

big feminine lips

 

[Space Police]

Welcome, doods! We're glad you want to grill with us bois. We're barbecuing veggies for our vegan black bean burgers. You can also play with our heckin' pet rats -- they're super smol bois. We're also going to read some yaoi and watch heckin' wholesome boierino love anime after we eat our super manly burgers. I hope my heckin' trans flag packerino doesn't fall out!