Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[TEA 3HF]

This thread getting featured is probably the funniest thing that has happened this week. I was working my way through it last night but front pagies finna make that an exercise in futility.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I don’t know how to accurately describe the way reading this thread made me feel other than it’s the same feeling I assume you get when you’re pushed out of a plane without a parachute.

 

[Procrastinhater]

@Salvador Dali has already done a more creative version of this (I basically traced mine off this), but it took me ages so posting it anyway, hope you don’t mind!

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Thats great, alternate versions are always cool, just because theres already one posted, if theres a card you like that you have an idea for go for it dood.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

How can we profit off of Pooners? Looks like it’s going to be bigger than Pokemon, Telitubbies, GoBots, and Harry Potter combined, and we need a slice of that action

NFP's? (Non Fungiblee/Fuckable Pooners) Collect all your favorites and trade with friends! Guaranteed to go up in value!

(Not a guarantee)

 

[Procrastinhater]

Please allow me to quote myself:

Understandable.
They do have that effect on people.

 

[Ingmar Aspergman]

ngl I really hate this fucking thing, it creeps and grosses me out a lot

 

[The Backwards Man]

I think this is worse than that shit with the cartoon fluffy creatures getting ripped apart and murdered, forgot what they were called.

 

[scathefire]

So glad this thread got featured, tbh I think if pooners became more well-known it'll stop more women from trooning out. Once they see the caricature of what they'll become, it'll scare them straight. (I hope.)

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Heck yeah dudes!

No wonder testosterone vaginas smell like fish.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

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Heck yeah dudes!

 

[Salvador Dali]

@Salvador Dali has already done a more creative version of this (I basically traced mine off this), but it took me ages so posting it anyway, hope you don’t mind!

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Using Alice as the Angel was a good call on your part! It's a good reflection of MtF being the male-brained leaders that the Pooners rely upon. Great work!

 

[Poop Shoot]

It’s hilarious how the entire thread has been featured,

I don’t think enough of the Farms knows how incredibly fucked up the stinkditch can be.

 

[AGPinochet]

Shoutout to all the Art-Kiwis, you are all heckin valid doods and deserve all the winner stickers validation you receive.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Fuck. I only learned of these things a couple days ago and they fill me with such disgust and revulsion when I see them. So of course it has to be featured and likely to become more of a fixture on this site.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Glad the thread got featured, doods. There's something incredibly unsettling about pooners and it's the same feeling I get looking at whatever schizophrenic insanity spawns from the Sharty. The large lips are an exceedingly effective method of pissing them off.

 

[Fortyone]

I don’t know how to accurately describe the way reading this thread made me feel other than it’s the same feeling I assume you get when you’re pushed out of a plane without a parachute.

To me it's like the feeling you'd get from seeing someone fall in a woodchipper feet first, total disgust and horror in equal amounts

 

[ulsterscotsman]

they're like little tranny Gollywogs lol

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

So this is featured, should we expect another Farms art project like the wiggler?

Am I supposed to make an Ed pooner?

Do it dood. A Chaggot pooner would be funny but idk if I want to be responsible for birthing one of these abominations.

ETA fuck Null for reminding me of these

 

[Procrastinhater]

I find some of them pretty neat, like little ugly dogs, but some of them creep me out, its fucking dumb because they're just ugly gross cartoons, but they give me the same feeling I used to get going down into the basement at night when I left something down there, like there'd be something waiting for me, they just give off this feeling of... wrongness. I think its because they're the product of extremely disturbed minds, at least the ones that I find creepy.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

To me it's like the feeling you'd get from seeing someone fall in a woodchipper feet first, total disgust and horror in equal amounts

And there's no way in hell you can look away

It’s hilarious how the entire thread has been featured,

I don’t think enough of the Farms knows how incredibly fucked up the stinkditch can be.

yeah I think the whole forum is getting peaked AGAIN on FTM (TIFfannies) which is kinda horrifying in so many ways

until like this week I was like "oh TIFs are tomboys, no, they're mental cases

the same feeling I used to get going down into the basement at night

I'm sure I can find a pooner nightlight for you ....

 

[Mr. Bung]

Hell, I literally came across these things yesterday when I was searching this site for mentions of "All Tomorrows."