I will never, ever stop being fascinated at how these completely unsexual, unattractive misshapen masses get into relationships so fast and get engaged even faster. What is it about them that's making them afraid to spend even a few months single? What's with the people around them who consider them prospects? These people are living in some alternate reality. They're like animals on a farm or some shit.
Right? On that note, I just love when FB, ALR, or any other Hamplanet cow blubbers about how evil and bigoted we are for (rightfully) assuming anyone who would shack up with them has a feeder fetish..
Uh, last I checked, it’s not really off-base to assume anyone who’s attracted with you has something pathologically wrong with them, not because of your lazy, reductive “fAtPhObIa” attribution, but because you have eaten yourself into a deformed state, thereby precluding yourself as the recipient of most (if not all) conventional, non-fetishistic physical attraction, you fat fucking idiot.
Like, I’ve even seen 300lb ( hell maybe even heavier) women that, while they certainly aren’t healthy or attractive looking, they at least still have the tiniest bit of feminine curvature under their fatsuit of blubber. And have proportionately large boobs, ass, etc. Big Al, however, is about 200lbs away from having a vaguely feminine form.
She loves to refer to her disgusting chunk of back fat as her “caboose”, but she actually has a small, flat, “W” shaped Hank Hill ass, and it’s only about half as wide as that roll she wants us to believe is her ass, if that. I know, I know- most of us already have speculated/more or less deduced this about her anatomy, but my autism and fatphobia and I set out to prove it once and for all- I took a screenshot of her, and turned up the contrast so I could illustrate it. I’ll take my puzzle pieces, and possible top hats haha, it beats me why this retarded hamplanets body parts are beyond unattractive, into the realm of downright offensive to me…But I know I’m far from alone in these feelings
