Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PotatoSalad4711]

YouTube shillings were probably deposited around the timing of this video. That's the same shirt from the last video. Something is happening there where she's using footage from the same day for two videos.

She ended the last video with “to be continued”. As if it’s a TV show and we’re all dying to see the next episode. No thanks.

When I went back to check, the video stopped on this image. Do with it what you will.

 

[that blue peach]

Why the absolute fuck would she choose that as the thumbnail? Jesus eyebleaching christ. Does she think it's gonna get her more views or something? Because it ain't.

 

[Haesindang Park]

She is really feeling herself, the fucking glares into the view finder are revolting.

She's an ''emotional person''. Obviously only when it comes to herself and her needs. She shows no emotions towards any other living being unless it's anger and superiority. You're a narc who fakes emotions to manipulate, shut the fuck up you cunt. You cry constantly, nobody cares.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT.
Holy fucking shit, her arms.

Ah, lovely forced laughter over a dildo. She's totally a sexual sexy person who has the sex all the time like a regular sex having adult. Wifey didn't seem to be reacting much to her girlfriend's screeching, more trouble in paradise? I hope so.

Instructions unclear. Dildo lost in gunt.

Presented without commentary.

It's so hard to find where her elbows are at.

 

[lol cow supreme]

She then washes all the dishes - by hand - that these absolute pigs have piled into the sink. If you were washing the fucking dishes anyway, why the FUCK didn't you eat off a real plate with a real fork? What possible difference could two goddamned things have made?

Why is she wasting so much water and electricity running all that hot water? WTF arent they using the dishwasher? I know the Henry at Fritz Farms has them. They use less water and electricity than heating water. And it fits the super lazy lifestyle of just rack them in until its full and hit the button.
My guess... The fuckers broken and Amber doesnt want the maintenance people to come into her apartment. She's either embarrassed by herself, the state of the apartment that we cant see off camera, or isnt supposed to have Jade (or someone else even) there.

And remember when Amber told us she doesnt like the taste of plastic touching her food? (or was it water?)
Our Gorl here Buys things in disposable plastic containers, bags and boxes...and pours them into reusable containers...and then consumes them out of disposible plates/cups/flatware.

What a wasteful bitch. Space, Oxygen, Food, Plastics... Name a resource and this lardass is a drain on it.

 

[marjoram]

Why the absolute fuck would she choose that as the thumbnail? Jesus eyebleaching christ. Does she think it's gonna get her more views or something? Because it ain't.

Hey shitlord, FatAl DIDN'T choose that thumbnail, YOU TUBE chooses the thumbnail for her.
So says FatAl herself so it must be true, right?

Sheesh



E: I can't spell (sad face)

 

[A Widdle Woach]

Let’s be real, Hamtard isn’t using the dishwasher because she’s too fat to bend down and load or unload the bottom rack. Plus her ‘washing dishes’ helps her larp that she’s active, healthy, and just like us but big.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Why is she wasting so much water and electricity running all that hot water? WTF arent they using the dishwasher? I know the Henry at Fritz Farms has them. They use less water and electricity than heating water. And it fits the super lazy lifestyle of just rack them in until its full and hit the button.
My guess... The fuckers broken and Amber doesnt want the maintenance people to come into her apartment. She's either embarrassed by herself, the state of the apartment that we cant see off camera, or isnt supposed to have Jade (or someone else even) there.

I thought about this as I unloaded my own dishwasher just now while my lunch was warming. She claims, in the video, that she "doesn't like" using the dishwasher because she prefers to "hand clean" them. I only wash dishes only when I have something that cannot or will not go in the dishwasher. Then again, I actually do things and have a life. Maybe she just uses that to take up a few minutes of her sad, empty life. Or those troglodykes broke the damn thing somehow. Neither option would surprise me at all.

And remember when Amber told us she doesnt like the taste of plastic touching her food? (or was it water?)
Our Gorl here Buys things in disposable plastic containers, bags and boxes...and pours them into reusable containers...and then consumes them out of disposible plates/cups/flatware.

She's said that multiple times. The latest one I recall is one of those grocery hauls from Whole Foods when she was tearing into the paper bags she said she was so happy they used, and the very next thing she pulled out was some kind of packaged meat in a protective plastic bag. She didn't miss a beat, just kept rattling on, already (once again) missing the irony and hypocrisy of her words versus actions.

 

[goodgrief]

I saw a clip of her reedeen an iconique poem of hers from years ago. I cannot believe I remembered the line "Free like a bird. Maybe a pigeon." But then I forgot all about "Words dwell, as I swell. Hoping one day I would do well. "
They should have her quotes up on goodreads or something.

 

[TardiX]

‘washing dishes’ helps her larp that she’s active, healthy, and just like us but big

Bingo. It's just for "content". People always point out how she uses paper plates so she must not wash the dishes. Now she's showing she can do BOLTH so CHECKMATE.

She wants to be one of those insufferable influencer channels where they go around calmly cleaning to soft music because it's just part of their day. Except every time she does this it looks like the first time she's ever done it (see: walking Twinkie with her harness upside down)

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

therapy goals, clean with me, my food then vs now, & insane PO Box gift | vlog​

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Therapy is a waste of money and time, what this fat cow needs is "stop fucking eating", multivitamins and warm water for 3 months, not a calorie at all.

 

[Cornfed]

I thought about this as I unloaded my own dishwasher just now while my lunch was warming. She claims, in the video, that she "doesn't like" using the dishwasher because she prefers to "hand clean" them. I only wash dishes only when I have something that cannot or will not go in the dishwasher. Then again, I actually do things and have a life. Maybe she just uses that to take up a few minutes of her sad, empty life. Or those troglodykes broke the damn thing somehow. Neither option would surprise me at

I think that it is much simpler than that. She is too fucking fat to bend over to load and unload the washer.
She can't even bend at the waist to tie her shoes (hence wearing flats, and why we will never see her in those ass ugly Torrid shoes)

 

[Constellationzero]

I calculated last year the cost of skin removal for her.

Panniculectomy: $12,000 - $15,000
Lower body lift: $8,000 - $10,000
upper arm lift: $7,000 - $10,000
Breast lift: $4,000 - $8,000
Lymphedema surgery for the legs: $25,000 - $30,000
Lip filler: $625 - $1,000

So, she should expect to pay over $50,000 for skin removal surgery. None of it is covered by insurance. If she needs a facelift, add another $5,000.

She also needs PT so she doesn't have an episode like Melissa from My 600lb Life--where her lift stitches burst because she never corrected her gait.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Not that it will ever happen but if she lost 350 lbs she could spend €50 - 100 K on skin removal surgery, or go on the TLC show Skin Tight, I presume they pay for some of the cost? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MuK5Pp-8fM

I’m pretty sure they do. Vanessa on 1000lb best friends, had a plastic surgery consult where the surgeon went through all the surgeries, and there is no way she’s going to be able to pay for that using cash from recycled metal. I realise she does get some payment from TLC, but it isn’t a lot with the WLS shows, probably because the surgery is part of the package. When I saw Vanessa’s consult I did think it was the intro scene for Skin Tight. To be fair, she really is the first WLS patient in years of these shows to even come close to qualifying for plastic surgery. Amy Slaton’s plastics consult was a joke, and Chris couldn’t even get a referral.

I calculated last year the cost of skin removal for her.

Panniculectomy: $12,000 - $15,000
Lower body lift: $8,000 - $10,000
upper arm lift: $7,000 - $10,000
Breast lift: $4,000 - $8,000
Lymphedema surgery for the legs: $25,000 - $30,000
Lip filler: $625 - $1,000

So, she should expect to pay over $50,000 for skin removal surgery. None of it is covered by insurance. If she needs a facelift, add another $5,000.

I recall saying at the time that you have majorly underestimated the costs, and I stand by that. Plus she’d have all the additional costs of compression garments (which aren’t cheap and need to be sized down as the swelling decreases). I can not even imagine being Amber’s carer if she had these surgeries. They are debilitating in a major way. Not that it matters because Amber won’t be needing them.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I recall saying at the time that you have majorly underestimated the costs, and I stand by that. Plus she’d have all the additional costs of compression garments (which aren’t cheap and need to be sized down as the swelling decreases). I can not even imagine being Amber’s carer if she had these surgeries. They are debilitating in a major way. Not that it matters because Amber won’t be needing them.

I did underestimate the cost to show that even with these values, it will cost her many multiples of the cost of the bariatric surgery. In Amber’s brain, as soon as she loses 50 pounds, she will be asking for skin removal. It seems that surgeons do this surgery when patients are under a bmi of 30, or 165 pounds for Amber, although they may operate on her arms or legs at a higher weight. The amazing part is how terribly she has treated her body by being so large, and how unconcerned she is about it. Even now, she is not actively trying to lose weight to make the surgery easier. Instead, she is relying on the surgery to do the work for her.

 

[FarmVille]

When you’ve got a type and that type is hot garbage

I calculated last year the cost of skin removal for her.

Panniculectomy: $12,000 - $15,000
Lower body lift: $8,000 - $10,000
upper arm lift: $7,000 - $10,000
Breast lift: $4,000 - $8,000
Lymphedema surgery for the legs: $25,000 - $30,000
Lip filler: $625 - $1,000

So, she should expect to pay over $50,000 for skin removal surgery. None of it is covered by insurance. If she needs a facelift, add another $5,000.

Potentially skin removal can be covered if you have enough skin that it causes considerable quality of life/health issues but I still don’t think the surgery will ever happen so

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Let’s be real, Hamtard isn’t using the dishwasher because she’s too fat to bend down and load or unload the bottom rack. Plus her ‘washing dishes’ helps her larp that she’s active, healthy, and just like us but big.

I think that it is much simpler than that. She is too fucking fat to bend over to load and unload the washer.
She can't even bend at the waist to tie her shoes (hence wearing flats, and why we will never see her in those ass ugly Torrid shoes)

Good point, both of you. However, she does have that weird hyperflexibility that allows her to actually bend over and touch the floor with her fingers, so I discarded the too fat to bend option, as she can certainly reach to her (whatever passes for her) shins for the bottom rack of the dishwasher.

Therapy is a waste of money and time, what this fat cow needs is "stop fucking eating", multivitamins and warm water for 3 months, not a calorie at all.

She has said before that therapy "doesn't work" for her. If she's been in and out of therapy since she was nine as she claims - and starting anything based on something LiarLynn has said is dangerous territory, but wtf else do we have to do except talk shit about this cunt - she would have picked up something, anything, just by accident. Some kind of coping, some kind of language for her to use with herself, or not use (the entire "I'm scared/nervous" bullshit, for instance), and so on. Even retarded people can learn to do things and then do those things unsupervised. Much like her claims of having been seeing a shrink of some sort for the past year, I think this newest "I have a shrink!" is also bullshit.

A couple more random thoughts: she said her generation was the last one that had no internet and then did, and that is incorrect. She was born in 1990, and the internet had been around for awhile since then. Some people ahem are in the generation when the major changes in computing and the modern internet came into use.

I also believe she does not have insurance. Still.

She needs to lose the phrase "Know what I'm sayin'?" and the word obsessed with the other shit she grinds into uselessness. Edit: Add "Imma be honest...' and any use of the words transparent, actively, and advocate to the pile.

Hamber is fat and nobody has sex with her, dildo or not.

 

[Queequeg]

The only people going to use that (probably) cheap dildo is Jade and the person she's cucking Amber with. Amber has gotten so fucking fat she has absolutely no sex drive. She probably hasn't had sex since Destiny and Dust probably lost interest in her long before their relationship was over.

 

[Constellationzero]

She needs to lose the phrase "Know what I'm sayin'?" and the word obsessed with the other shit she grinds into uselessness.

Yew juss need to RUHHLIZZE...

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Fatso doing things that handicapped people find necessary just makes me MATI. I mean a lot of people wash dishes my hand but some people can't use their dishwasher or put away their dishes because of their mobility. The same with holding onto glass plates and bowls. The grip is easier on paper plates and bowls without worrying about them breaking. Cutting meats on plastic plates can make them all gross after a while and comparable to wooden cutting boards where they cannot get cleaned thoroughly.
It's the same with her precut fruits and vegetables. A lot of handicapped people become morbidly obese even to the size of Fatso (a miniscule % of people that size) because of their disability and not the other way around.

Ugh

 

[Even more 8008135]

It's time for another round of Normal Arm vs. Disgusting Fat-Fuck Arm!