Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Yea, I agree but in terms of “significant improvement”, didn’t she say she was advised she only needs to lose like 1 lbper week? That’s taking a dump before the appointment if there’s any legitimacy to the claim in the first place. But hey, maybe that does also qualify as significant improvement for her.
Not really. She did say she needed to show improvement with no setbacks, and 1 lb overall was enough. I’m sure she gained between her first and second dietician visit and that set off the alarm bells, and typically ALR would have blamed anything other than herself for that gain. At a bariatric clinic you are weighed every single time you walk in the door, and before you see anyone. The weight loss goal will be set by the surgeon who (according to her vlogs) she has not even been seen by. As someone that has dealt with bariatric patients for almost three decades (but now retired), ALR would set off almost every red flag alarm bell there is. She hears only what she chooses to hear. I could easily counsel her and get her out the door by phrasing my words carefully, knowing she was just a waste of my time. You learn to do that. I suspect she is currently being treated like a non-compliant excuse maker is treated. I would have already written her off, but I’m a jaded old bitch. She’s unlikely to ever get WLS from the clinic she is currently attending.
 
Yea, I agree but in terms of “significant improvement”, didn’t she say she was advised she only needs to lose like 1 lbper week? That’s taking a dump before the appointment if there’s any legitimacy to the claim in the first place. But hey, maybe that does also qualify as significant improvement for her.
So for a normal person, 1-2 lbs a week of weight loss is healthy and achievable. For a ham planet like her she could eat 2500 calories a day and lose 5+ pounds a week easy.
Also, I don't want think about the war crimes that are committed when that shelf ass dumps a load. That poor poor toilet.
 

I wonder how she approaches these sessions now.

Like the Antonov An-225 (RIP), no doubt.

On the one hand, you’re being told you have to show improvement, and she was disqualified for a binge eating disorder diagnosis.

And admitting that she lied about receiving a BED dx, and that it was self-diagnosed is both beyond her and, if they googled her at all - and we all know that someone there had to, because how could you help yourself? - using that excuse to eat like a basking shark would also likely be a disqualifier without significant therapy to deal with her disordered eating.

So you want to go in strong and say you’re all better now and you’ve been on track. On the other hand, the “we expect imperfection” would be interpreted as a subtle hint that if you’re saying you’re perfect, they know you’re lying because you don’t get to 600 elbees and suddenly change overnight.

Seeing through Hamber's bullshit would be a snap for them, as they've heard it all before.

ALR really has to walk that fine line to deliver just the right report to them to have them approve her for surgery.

I just had a mental image of her trying one of those roadside heel-toe DUI tests and scared my dogs because I laughed so hard.
Having said that, it’s ALR so I wonder which approach she’s decided to aggressively latch on to.

She's "making progress", shitlord, and already got "session one of twelve" ticked off on her bingo card, and she'll be having surgery by May, at which time she will declare triumph over haydur nation and the likes of YOU!

Or something. Something more like whining when she realizes it doesn't matter if she put physical cash money on the table in front of them, they're still unlikely to approve her because she will never change, blaming any gains on her lipe/lymphodema and don't they know she's tryuing to save her laafh?

I can't wait for that hilarity. The crocodile tears and rationalizations lecturing haydurs because it's all their fault will be epic.


Also, I don't want think about the war crimes that are committed when that shelf ass dumps a load. That poor poor toilet.

We should all be thankful we live in an era of indoor plumbing and flush toilets. Imagine living near Hamber when chamber pots were just emptied out on the street through the nearest open window.
 
Yup I knew she's going to mention WLS in Mexico. We all know how that goes there.
So much I could comment on: snakeskin dress? Getting Fatty to Mexico? Shitty merchandise on Amazon?!? PaNic AttACkz!!

But I'll just leave you with these notes from Amber's very serious, TOTALLY accredited Psych class. If you didn't learn this in Psych 101, it's because your school wasn't as rigorous.

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Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 2 minutes or less!. Weight loss surgery in Mexico? Did Amber develop a sense of humor and this is just an April Fools video? Well well well, maybe I underestimated her. Anyway, ENGAGE!!...

...FULL STOP!! Nope, I was wrong. Amber has no sense of humor and her skull couldn't possibly be more dense, even if it and her brain were composed of pure osmium.... Or is this next level trolling that I've missed? You be the judge. Okay, let's try this again:

Amber doesn't like the idea of WLS in Mexico because she's following the story of someone who developed a fear of food after it. Amber doesn't think it's healthy to develop a fear of food - espeically the idea of going into the snack cabinet and being afraid of eating the shitty, barely-qualifies-as-food-substitutes she'd find in there. Maybe a bit of food fear would be healthy for you? Certainly healthier than constantly flucuating between 500-600lbs as a 5'2" female as a human being regardless of height or biological sex.

Amber also worries that they'd just immediately do the surgery with no therapy to first solve the underlying problems. I find this HILARIOUS, as she threw a fucking TEMPER TANTRUM when they 'delayed' her surgery for more treatment due to her underlying issues requiring time to resolve. It's also hilarious, as she's been spending all her time since then desperately trying to separate herself from her 9+ years of endless ramblings about how her eating is completely out of her control due to a 'BingeMonster(TM)' inside of her.

Speaks of her therapy appointments as if simply enduring them will magically cure her food issues.

AMAZON HAUL!! Amber doesn't go to the store because Jade is too busy with work and the last few Ubers she's taken (X TO DOUBT) have been $30+ each time. That money could be spent on UberEats deliveries of fountain drinks!! See, buying tons of worthless shit through Amazon SAVES HER MONEY, SHITLORD! Anyway: spray bottle, plastic dividers, binder, maxi dress, maxi dress, and 120 garbage quality gel pens.

Binder arrived broken - which is why you should GO TO THE STORE for basic items. Just use one of your eleventy-billion journals. Or your $3000 Mac Book.

COLOURING WITH THE GEL PENS!! [SKIP]

Anxiety attack during getting ready for bed. I guess the exertion of walking from one room into another caused an elevation in her heartrate? She points out her 'super red' (kinda red and puffy) eyes. With so many (claimed) panic attacks, I'm surprised the physical strain on the body hasn't resulted in any weightloss. I really wonder if this was actually a tantrum/Narc Rage about Jade not doing Amber's bidding - especially with the way she talks about 'relief' after the anxiety attack. It's said that for a narcissist, their rage is kind of like a belch: it relieves pressure and improves their overall mood.

I'll be the asshole: SHUT THE FUCK UP, AMBER. WE DON'T NEED MORE 'AWARENESS' OF YOUR BULLSHIT - FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT YOUR DOCTORS ARE GIVING YOU TO TREAT IT. STOP WEAPONIZING YOUR (SELF-DIAGNOSED/EXACERBATED) MENTAL CONDITIONS FOR VIEWS AND TO DEFLECT CRITICISM FROM YOUR SHITTY BEHAVIOUR!

TL;DR: Amber won't consider WLS in Mexico because she's worried that surgery in Mexico might make her scared of food. Suddenly, requiring therapy before surgery is better for her, despite her throwing a tantrum just over a month ago when the clinic wouldn't ignore her BED diagnosis and refused to fast-track her approval for surgery. Amber bought shit from Amazon, including 120 gel pens. Amber cries about another panic attack. Once again, no disembodied voice or random limbs in her video.
 
It's said that for a narcissist, their rage is kind of like a belch: it relieves pressure and improves their overall mood.
Requires a target and a reaction. From all the sneak-whining Hambo does about Jade now, buhbuh maybe ill have a gorlfren thatll be on camera some day poor me buhbuh, I'm thinking she's not getting her fill of narc control. Imagine going from the 2019 economy and Becky who was pretty much an indentured servant to 2023's economy, inflation, buying power, and lower adsense revenue.
 
Awh, she's pretending she has friends again. No-one cares cunt.

Stop staring at your reflection you massive retard. It's embarrassing.
HA HA HA HA.
She's talking about people not putting in the work and she totally doesn't want to be like that guys, she could never! Who thought she was going to Mexico? Where does she pull these topics from? I've not seen a single fucker even mention WLS in Mexico in her comments.

Not the made up panic attacks again. You have tantrums. Not panic attacks. This bitch has spent so much time looking up panic attack symptoms on Google and it is very obvious, anyone buying it is also a moron.
''I don't like talking about it''. Except you talk about your made up mental illness'/panic attacks/self diagnosed anxiety 24/7. The only dickheads who constantly drone on about this shit are attention seekers of the highest order.

A toddler tantrum isn't a panic attack and bragging about it makes you look like an edgy teen try-hard.

THE HELPLINE NUMBER. Oh my God, she's laying it on thick.
I really think Wipey is going to be gone soon. Her attitude in these latest videos can only be a sign of what's going on off screen.
 
A small cow crossover was a pleasant surprise for me just now. So I've been following this woman Avril Bellis for maybe about a year now. She first caught my attention because she made some weird videos directed at Alan Roberts where she seems to be attemping to accuse him of something but she speaks in word salad, so it's hard to understand what she's getting at a lot of the time. After perusing her catalog of videos I found that she's mostly boring, but she is also a schizo who thinks celebrities are stalking her, and she spent several weeks last winter pretending to be gravely injured on the wrist by a healthcare ride bus (she's Canadian and uses the hospital shuttle as her personal cab service).

She will make like 10 boring pointless videos in a row with nothing of note, and then suddenly post 1-5 new videos where she is rambling incoherently about being stalked and harassed, yelling on the phone at someone, or screaming at her mom, who is elderly and lives with her. It seems very much to be a Grey Gardens situation. Last I saw of Avril she was being blocked by Alan Roberts in one of his livestreams and then she stopped making videos for several weeks.

Imagine my shock this afternoon when I found she had a series of new short videos where she accuses none other than Miss Amberlynn Reid of stalking and harassing her. She also claims someone named Ivy Reid is somehow in cahoots with Amber and stalked her mom (? maybe that's what she's implying, like I said this woman is incoherent). The main gist of this is that Avril sent Amber mail to her PO Box and commented on her Instagram, Amber blocked her on Youtube and Instagram, and that is somehow stalking, bullying and harassing behavior. I just figured I would share because I did not expect to hear this broad talking about Amber lol

 
A small cow crossover was a pleasant surprise for me just now. So I've been following this woman Avril Bellis for maybe about a year now. She first caught my attention because she made some weird videos directed at Alan Roberts where she seems to be attemping to accuse him of something but she speaks in word salad, so it's hard to understand what she's getting at a lot of the time. After perusing her catalog of videos I found that she's mostly boring, but she is also a schizo who thinks celebrities are stalking her, and she spent several weeks last winter pretending to be gravely injured on the wrist by a healthcare ride bus (she's Canadian and uses the hospital shuttle as her personal cab service).

She will make like 10 boring pointless videos in a row with nothing of note, and then suddenly post 1-5 new videos where she is rambling incoherently about being stalked and harassed, yelling on the phone at someone, or screaming at her mom, who is elderly and lives with her. It seems very much to be a Grey Gardens situation. Last I saw of Avril she was being blocked by Alan Roberts in one of his livestreams and then she stopped making videos for several weeks.

Imagine my shock this afternoon when I found she had a series of new short videos where she accuses none other than Miss Amberlynn Reid of stalking and harassing her. She also claims someone named Ivy Reid is somehow in cahoots with Amber and stalked her mom (? maybe that's what she's implying, like I said this woman is incoherent). The main gist of this is that Avril sent Amber mail to her PO Box and commented on her Instagram, Amber blocked her on Youtube and Instagram, and that is somehow stalking, bullying and harassing behavior. I just figured I would share because I did not expect to hear this broad talking about Amber lol

Lmao what an unhinged cow. You’ve given me a new rabbit hole to dive down with this one lmao.

Amber’s new excuses for being in the house 24/7 are ridiculous (as per). She lives in the middle of a massive city. Assuming she lives at The Henry apartment complex (I think that’s the one people deducted that she lives at), then she is directly across the road from a massive Walmart and secondhand bookstore, plus loads of other stores less than a mile away.
 
WLS in Mexico has been much spoken of here - as if we didn’t know she reads here.

I agree Jade seems to be slowly moving towards the exit and that MAY be part of why she wanted surgery before summer. “Jade, how can you leave me now when I’m about to have my WLS???”

I rolled my eyes at her fearing fearing food if she short cuts to zmrxivo. She could easily ‘fear’ food for 18 months with little risk while doing therapy to work on that.
 
We will know that Jade is ready to high-tail it out of there when Amber starts doing heavy makeup, making "sexy" faces at the camera and smooshing her chest fat into a sort of cleavage shape and thrusting it at us.
After that, she will get a new caregiver.

Come to think of it, didn't she sort of have her non-boobs out when talking about her "panic attack?" Hmm.
 
WLS in Mexico has been much spoken of here - as if we didn’t know she reads here.
The very last place I'd ever have any surgery is Mexico. There's a whole caudry of clinics and shit that cater to Amerimutts and Canucks just over the border, dental too. Cheap? Yes. Safe? Pays yer money, takes yer chances. Been here near the border for close to 50 years. Have seen some real fuck-ups with all kinds of shit. Three legged stool thing - good, cheap and quick. Pick two. Cheap and quick are the two top contenders. Good always suffers.

She's too far from the border for this to ever be a reality. She's lucky to heffalump to the fucking mailbox.
 
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