Hamber wasn't feeling like vlogging today, but showed up anyway, and I suppose wants everyone to clap for that, as if it is some kind of huge sacrifice on her part to reward us peasants with material. Welcome to the real world, where you can't just call out every other day because muh mentalz. This is yo8ur job. If you don't like this one, go find another one.
WLS in Mexico. The very same whale who bitched and moaned that the WLS place not wanting to operate on her immediately just because she plunked down a pile of cash, crying about those assholes wanting her to do a single fucking thing about her muh mentalz so she couldn't fulfill her promise to herself that she would have WLS by summer (apparently DoctorLynn MedicineWoman did no professional consulting with the WLS place before telling herself this) is now a visiting prof lecturing all of us that she would NEVER get surgery in Mexico (ahem: bullshit) because that route doesn't address muh mentalz and the US way is the safer, correct way to go about things. Sure, Hamber. You're also the same person who used BED to excuse you feeding at the trough for nine years, and now that it interferes with something you want, suddenly you've been cured of it!
Hamber - if she could - would be on the next fucking plane to Tijuana if she were able to do it (and actually wanted WLS and all the consequences of it, something I just do not believe).
She cites as an example another YTer who is now "afraid of food" after heading to MX and getting surgery. She's referring to Rosie Faye, as I noted in a previous comment, and Hamber as usual ignores the context of those remarks. Go watch Rosie's video if you want to get her thinking on that issue. Note for Hamber: nobody really knows how the fuck they're going to react to WLS afterward, so stop telling people they didn't "do it right" because you've now decided that therapy is now both required and correct.
Some bullshit about why she buys via Amazon instead of going to the store. She mentions MG,W, who works all day, so she doesn't want to disturb her, and Uber - which she laughably claims she's used a few times - could cost like, 20 or 30 whole bucks, so it's cheaper to use Prime, you guise! This is the same person who ordered one diet coke from McD's via UberEats/DoorDash, and who very recently claimed to order just a cup of ice from Sonic, also delivered. Somehow, I don't think 30 bucks on a ride somewhere is really a significant issue for you, Ham. Your fatitude, though. That's a concern. Because if you really wanted to, you could just fucking walk. She liiiiiduuurallly lives right across the fucking street from a Wommart. In fact, she lives so centrally, she could handle anything and everything she could want, within walking distance. There's even a fucking Amazon Locker across the road next to the Whole Foods. She could go get her shit instead of having it delivered. EnvironmentaLynn did not make an appearance to weigh in (ha!) on this issue.
Buying more shit: dividers for a gigantic binder (which is broken, because it is cheap plastic shit like everything else she buys). And she says she was also told she needed looseleaf paper? WTF? Why would you need these things for an online class? I decided to go back and listen to her bullshit in the previous video. She says it is a "class or course" when she implies she is going back to school. Generally, I've noticed, people stick with one or the other, because they are not narc-brained sociopaths worried about semantics so they can later gaslight people that "No, I never said directly I had enrolled in classes, I just said I was taking a course."
Now, in the title of the even earlier video DOES have "going back to school" in the title, so that does imply she had enrolled somewhere, but I note she does not explicitly say that, and her tiny narc brain would again say "No, I never said I enrolled, I just meant generally, I was talking about going back to school."
Why is this important? It isn't, not in the grand scheme of things, because these kinds of semantics and her attempts at sleight of hand with her grubby, balloon beetus paws are quite the norm in the hamberverse. What's important is that this is just another thing she's lying about, joining the long list of other lies she's left in her wake.
So much I could comment on: snakeskin dress? Getting Fatty to Mexico? Shitty merchandise on Amazon?!? PaNic AttACkz!!
But I'll just leave you with these notes from Amber's very serious, TOTALLY accredited Psych class. If you didn't learn this in Psych 101, it's because your school wasn't as rigorous.
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Unless she enrolled at some entirely self-paced thing somewhere, she is neither enrolled in school or taking any sort of "class" as we know it classically (Ha! I kill myself!): It's spring break. Nobody signs up for classes at a university in the middle of a semester or term. That's number one. Number two: that image right there is about DBT. It is not Psych 101. In fact, it would not surprise me at all if Hamber's like balloon i dot notes there are from some kind of online "course" like the "course" she had to do on nutrition/for the dietitian. In fact, it would not surprise me at all if the material were from
this book. Hamber will never go back to school, just as she will never get WLS.
Back to the video. As usual, Hamber bought other crap. Two "maxi dresses", one of which she says is "snakebite" instead of snakeskin, and not just a couple of gel pens, but a package of 120 of them, which she got so she could color. Nothing says consumption like overconsumption.
Back to sitting down, demonstrating her ability to stay in the lines in the coloring book. Riveting content!
Of course she put them pens in a container, and we get bonus shitty ASMR as she runs her fat hand through them.
Bathroom talk. As usual, she's leaning on the counter because she doesn't exercise and standing is exhausting. She's telling us she "suffers from" and had a panic attack, and gives a "trigger warning" because she's going on to describe what a panic attack "feels like". TO YOU, Hamber. Not everyone experiences panic attacks the same way. I know this. I also know this entire segment is shit you say to a SHRINK. YouTube is not your therapist. I know my first thought, after going through a panic attack, would not be to record something, edit it, and then upload it and think that's a good idea.
And stop claiming you want to be "transparent" and "vulnerable". You pimp your bullshit out for YTBux. She inserts the clip of "Mental things are..is scary." which of course is hilarious, but not in the way way she thinks. It is hilarious, Hamber, you fucking idiot, because you stopped yourself in order to wear the wrong word, sticking the singular "is" for the correct plural "are".
She then ends by pretending she gives a single fuck about anyone other then herself, flashing the suicide prevention hotline number. Yeah, about that, Hamber. I'd stay away from that if I were you. We remember your bullshit video about how you were leaving YT because you felt like necking yourself, only to miraculously return the very next day with a new video, happy as a fat, retarded clam. GFY, no one needs mental health advice from the likes of you.
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