Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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In Amber’s brain, as soon as she loses 50 pounds, she will be asking for skin removal.
Guaranteed. She probably thinks she’ll be ready three months post op to get a tummy tuck.
It seems that surgeons do this surgery when patients are under a bmi of 30, or 165 pounds for Amber,
They often also require weight stable for 12 months. There’s no point having skin removal if you are going to regain. It actually makes your body look even more distorted. Plus the skin will contract quite a bit during that 12 months.
although they may operate on her arms or legs at a higher weight.
Legs, yes. She’d likely need multiple surgeries on her legs, both thighs and calves, like Brittany did on MSHPL. She had two or three leg surgeries due to lymphoedema and loose skin, and her results still left her legs looking deformed. She’ll never have a bikini body, probably a good thing given you’re not supposed to expose the scars to sunlight. Sunscreen is required even under clothes in summer. I wonder if after a first surgery she’d actually want to go through it again.

Even now, she is not actively trying to lose weight to make the surgery easier. Instead, she is relying on the surgery to do the work for her.
She’s taken the “We expect imperfection” to heart. Why restrict your eating when the team expect failure.

I bet she won’t factor in both the number of seperate surgeries she’ll need or the recovery times. Abdominoplasty alone has an initial 6 week healing time before you can do anything beyond slow walking (and often sleeping in a recliner). After three months you can do most normal activities, but it’s a full year before you get you final healed results. Scar management has to be a priority the whole time. Plus her arm and leg scars will be significant and ugly AF.

ETA: I forgot to mention the fucking vacuum drains they leave in. Amber may well thrive on recording the numbers, but emptying the bastards is probably beyond her dainty gorl tolerance…plus they are very inconvenient and get caught on everything, and can be left in for up to three weeks depending on how much they are draining.
 
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I thought about this as I unloaded my own dishwasher just now while my lunch was warming. She claims, in the video, that she "doesn't like" using the dishwasher because she prefers to "hand clean" them. I only wash dishes only when I have something that cannot or will not go in the dishwasher. Then again, I actually do things and have a life. Maybe she just uses that to take up a few minutes of her sad, empty life. Or those troglodykes broke the damn thing somehow. Neither option would surprise me at all....
My guess is this is just another power/control issue with her. She probably claims that her super special OCD makes her envision (despite having aphantasia and not being able to envision) dishwasher washed dishes as having dirt on them. It forces her gorlfriends into hand-washing them. I mean, we know she only does shit like this for filming content and 99.9% of all the cleaning is being done by the gorlfriends. She proved it with her now-MIA bullet journal where she had to set 5 minute daily goals to increase the amount of chores and cleaning she did.


Yet another bullshit video - but can we really be surprised? So, today Amber:
  • Burned her scrambled eggs, then claimed she meant to do it (that was NOT an omelette - that shit was BURNT).
  • Washed a few dishes, then cleaned her bathroom counter where she probably hadn't properly put a single thing away since the last time she showed us her cleaning it. I love the not-so-subtle "SEE, I'M NOT BEDBOUND!" behaviour, yet she has a million jumpcuts in this part to hide how much she struggled to do these basic tasks.
  • Chose a new handsoap from the hoard.
  • Unboxed a dildo from a fan - which was utterly USELESS as it didn't come with the required broomstick to duct tape it to. "This brings back MEMORIES!" Ah, those false memories... like her memory of a sore jaw regarding the lie of performing cunnilingus on Becky.

My personal favourite part was her essentially claiming the bodybuilder's bullshit lie of their success being from a diet of 'chicken-broccoli-brown rice', when they're trying to hide that they eat like shit and are on GEAR. Except in Amber's case, there's NO IMPROVEMENT as she's the same size she's been for YEARS.

She finally admitted in 2023 that her diet in 2019 was nothing but tons of McDonalds hashbrowns and burritos, takeout and buffets, and chips & chocolate bars. If she survives to 2026, do you think she'll finally fess up to what she's REALLY been eating in 2023?

So... one year since she supposedly started therapy with the HAES specialist. 4 years since all of the Alphaghetti Dx's from 'the girl'. 22 years of on and off therapy since first going into foster care. Yet despite all of this, Amber is still at stage 1 - emotional regulation, processing childhood trauma, and ... other stuff she didn't care enough to remember.
 
That jiggle...

I don't care if she loses 400 lbs by tomorrow. It's too late. She is going to die from what she has turned herself into. WLS or not. It's too late Amberlynn Reid.
I don't care that she can waddle to the sink, she is immobile. Her movement is not mobility.

Also, 100% psychopath for eating from a paper plate with a plastic fork and then do dishes. Psycho!

This is not a human.

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There's cancer in them thar arms!
I check in every once in a while out of morbid curiosity, and all of this is great motivation for keeping me eating veggies and fruits, limiting my sugar and refined carbs, and getting SOME type of exercise in at least once a day.
 
I know apathetic just did this, but I came across this old livestream where she was around 547-550…
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My guess is this is just another power/control issue with her. She probably claims that her super special OCD makes her envision (despite having aphantasia and not being able to envision) dishwasher washed dishes as having dirt on them. It forces her gorlfriends into hand-washing them. I mean, we know she only does shit like this for filming content and 99.9% of all the cleaning is being done by the gorlfriends. She proved it with her now-MIA bullet journal where she had to set 5 minute daily goals to increase the amount of chores and cleaning she did.

I'll give MG,W props for this: she doesn't seem to be a complete doormat, ready to just jump up like a trained monkey to do Hamber's bidding. Plus, she walks Twinkie.

Yet another bullshit video - but can we really be surprised? So, today Amber:
  • Burned her scrambled eggs, then claimed she meant to do it (that was NOT an omelette - that shit was BURNT).
It was fucking disgusting. All the time in the world to lean how to cook properly, too lazy to actually do it.

  • Washed a few dishes, then cleaned her bathroom counter where she probably hadn't properly put a single thing away since the last time she showed us her cleaning it. I love the not-so-subtle "SEE, I'M NOT BEDBOUND!" behaviour, yet she has a million jumpcuts in this part to hide how much she struggled to do these basic tasks.

She's full of shit about everything. Couple videos ago, she tells us she's been doing her stupid little useless exercises for awhile. But only being able to walk in place for a little over a minute? Having to lean on the bathroom counter when she's in there vlogging (and wtf is she in there, when she basically has the whole fucking place to herself?) because she's huffing and trying to get oxygen as standing up for more than three minutes appears to be impossible. When se was walking around in those stupid marshmallow shoes, or whatever the fuck those things were, you can hear her panting after just walking a few steps in them. Pathetic, and not what should be the case for someone who has been exercising on a regular basis. It always makes me laugh when she makes these claims, and reminds me about something she said in the livestream era about Joaquin. They (she and Becky) ad been talking about exercising, and walking regularly, starting out easy and then working up to longer walks. People in the commented they thought she had to practice Joaquin to the mailbox and back. She got really snotty and "I though I had to practice too until i realized I could walk to the mailbox and back ten times and be just fine." Then when MG,W comes along, it's suddenly "When I don't think I can make it to the mailbox, MG,W tells me "You can do this. You got this." and it helps her finish that grueling Joaquin to the mailbox and back. So stupid. So pathological a liar.

  • Unboxed a dildo from a fan - which was utterly USELESS as it didn't come with the required broomstick to duct tape it to. "This brings back MEMORIES!" Ah, those false memories... like her memory of a sore jaw regarding the lie of performing cunnilingus on Becky.

I don't think I've seen a less sexually charged adult in the general population that is soooo over the top teenaged giggling at a slumber party. People who have regular, good sex don't talk about it all that much to people other than their partner, and they don't act like junior high girls finding out about peens for the first time, giggling and whispering al the "bad" words. Stupid bitch. She hasn't had sex of any kind for years, I bet. I'd say probably sine the Denstiy era.

My personal favourite part was her essentially claiming the bodybuilder's bullshit lie of their success being from a diet of 'chicken-broccoli-brown rice', when they're trying to hide that they eat like shit and are on GEAR. Except in Amber's case, there's NO IMPROVEMENT as she's the same size she's been for YEARS.

Yeah, you don't look like Ronnie Coleman on chicken breasts, brown rice, and broccoli. And you sure as shit don't look like Planet Hamber on that, either.

So... one year since she supposedly started therapy with the HAES specialist. 4 years since all of the Alphaghetti Dx's from 'the girl'. 22 years of on and off therapy since first going into foster care. Yet despite all of this, Amber is still at stage 1 - emotional regulation, processing childhood trauma, and ... other stuff she didn't care enough to remember.

And, she's still "OMG, paperwork!" as if this wouldn't have been something she'd have had to have done as she doctor hopped, office to office, hoping to have someone fluff her ego and let her wallow in her muh traumah like a pig in shit.
 
Measure your food bitch. Sorry that's more than 35calories of guacamole. It's not a serving unless it's measured out *head desk*

I want to see the sodium too because omg that makes me gain weight whaaaa
This fat cow has no idea how to count calories. That guacamole clip is a prime example. Avocados are calorie dense, and serving of guacamole tends to have about 100 calories in it.
She buys enough protein alone in a week for a family of 4, and that's not even counting take out.
Her sodium intake has to be insane, she covers everything in several different types of salt, and hot sauce has shitloads of sodium per tiny serving amount.
But hey...it's lypodima making her fat after all, the thousands of calories a day have nothing to do with it.
 
The "omelette" thing bugged. An intended omelette can turn into scrambled eggs when you don't have patience, but scrambled eggs turning into an omelette, uh no. That's incompetence or laziness.

I'm told you shouldn't refer to food as "healthy" in front of toddlers, because they think a food can only be one adjective. "If it's healthy, it's not tasty." Same for ALR. Avocados have many virtues, low calorie is not one of them.
 
Slap that blackhead riddled moonface and ride the waves for a week!
I laughed at that! There are idiots that sit on their surfboards outside the shipping channel coming into Houston. They wait for a Hamber (huge tanker) to come into the channel and ride the wake all the way deep into the channel.

Displacement, baby! Mass creates a huge amount of displacement whether in the water or in the Henry.
 
She’s taken the “We expect imperfection” to heart. Why restrict your eating when the team expect failure.
I wonder how she approaches these sessions now.

On the one hand, you’re being told you have to show improvement, and she was disqualified for a binge eating disorder diagnosis. So you want to go in strong and say you’re all better now and you’ve been on track. On the other hand, the “we expect imperfection” would be interpreted as a subtle hint that if you’re saying you’re perfect, they know you’re lying because you don’t get to 600 elbees and suddenly change overnight.

ALR really has to walk that fine line to deliver just the right report to them to have them approve her for surgery.

Having said that, it’s ALR so I wonder which approach she’s decided to aggressively latch on to.
 
ALR really has to walk that fine line to deliver just the right report to them to have them approve her for surgery.
She has gone in saying her BED was either misdiagnosed or she has cured her BED through prior therapy. That’s what the dietician, the psych, and the surgeon are concerned about. It’s not a fine line at all. She needs to show significant improvement as far as lifestyle change goes. The only way she can do that is by losing some fucking weight on a consistent basis. If she can’t do that, at her current weight, then she hasn’t changed a thing and is therefore NOT ready for any WLS.
 
She has gone in saying her BED was either misdiagnosed or she has cured her BED through prior therapy. That’s what the dietician, the psych, and the surgeon are concerned about. It’s not a fine line at all. She needs to show significant improvement as far as lifestyle change goes. The only way she can do that is by losing some fucking weight on a consistent basis. If she can’t do that, at her current weight, then she hasn’t changed a thing and is therefore NOT ready for any WLS.
Yea, I agree but in terms of “significant improvement”, didn’t she say she was advised she only needs to lose like 1 lbper week? That’s taking a dump before the appointment if there’s any legitimacy to the claim in the first place. But hey, maybe that does also qualify as significant improvement for her.
 
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