Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Considering this thread started out as a containment thread to keep the Pooners in their own area away from the general Transphobic/TERFy memes thread? It's not terrible as far as an OP goes. Just with the sudden events that happened involving a Pooner deciding to freak out in the worst way possible, featuring requires a bit more information density than the slow drip of information that happened organically in thread.

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Yeah I put it together quickly just as a place to gather any Pooners that were floating around and it relied on a certain amount of knowledge about them anyway, if I had planned on it being featured I would have been a lot more thorough from the start.
I've added some detail, and I guess Ill continue to revise it, I'm happy to take suggestions, its a work in progress.
I never expected a fucking psycho Pooner to go out and murder a bunch of kids, this thread was supposed to be a lighthearted and fun one to laugh at how fucking disgusting they are but with an influx of attention I want people to be able to at least understamd what these things are, even if the why is fucking beyond me.
 
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The pooners are funny bc its selfdeprecating humor at its best. These women has done horrible shit to themselves and now theyre looking in the mirror and see what we see. A horrible charicature of a man and instead of raging or crying, like the mtf does, theyre trying to laugh at themselves. We also get to laugh, so its a win for all parts involved plus the t5ributes made here get shared to their spaces, which is an epic KF own. Love theese doods
 
Why do these stereotypical trans men have giant minstrel show lips anyway?
The idea is to take the feminine traits of the FTM and exaggerate them to comical proportions. Fuller lips become ridiculous lips, bigger eyes become giant watery anime pupils, round features become spherical blob bodies, scars become giant gaping chest wounds, etc. The features FTMs hate about themselves are magnified for comedy and self-deprecation, and some kind of weird stress relief tactic.

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This is one of the more tame examples of pooner which shows what they're getting at.
 
Why do these stereotypical trans men have giant minstrel show lips anyway?

So to reiterate since this keeps coming up. Fuller lips are a sterotypical sign of femininity. Not to the minstrel show extremes in Pooners of course, but a key component of the art style is the exaggeration of everything even potentially dysphoria inducing.
A pooner feels dysphoric about her teet yeet scars? Welp, they're going to be big and red, and potentially have bug bois living in them.
A woman has full lips? Welp, Poonie is going to have the biggest reddest lips ever to the point that a blow up doll gag gift feels jealous.

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This really just confirms to me how similar pooners are to the transbian in that the new crop of zoomer genderspecials are mostly straight porn-addled incels who think if they "become gay" their meagre prospects will explode.
Isn't it weird how these pornbrained zoomers are having less sex than any previous generation? and in this case the women too which is downright bizarre give how accessible sex is to women compared to men.

You would think a porn addicted zoomer girl would just be having sex 24/7 with anyone she can find rather than sulk like a male incel zoomer does.
Hey doods, pooners look a lot like putti
Is this official pooner art? because it looks more like a /pol/ doodle mocking trannies.
Edit: found her TIKTOK please tell me this isn't a living pooner meme
Let me get this straight: this is a FTM trannie larping as a drag queen which is in itself a larp of being a bimbo woman?

Because that's the kind of shit that got you electroshock therapy not that long ago, and some still believe that was more inhumane than allowing trannies to go along with this insanity.
 
Is this official pooner art? because it looks more like a /pol/ doodle mocking trannies.

Fairly certain that's an extremely well done Kiwi created homage to both Pooner art focusing on the Pooner resemblance to Putti, and Babybabybaby222's art featuring Philosophy Tube AKA Toob.
Babybabybaby222 is extremely unfond of Toob, having recognized the grift. And with Pooner art creators tending to fall hard on the "Dysphoria is part of being trans" side of the scale, Toob's statements that you don't need dysphoria to transition have caused there to be some EXTREMELY unflattering depictions that look like something out of the Tokyo Gore Police children's coloring book.
 
Isn't it weird how these pornbrained zoomers are having less sex than any previous generation? and in this case the women too which is downright bizarre give how accessible sex is to women compared to men.
If you were exposed to pornography when you were 8 cause mum and dad gave you the iPad would you be curious about sex, or terrified? If all the boys in your school were Andrew Tate fans, would you want to have sex with them? If you had to deal with your male peers collecting and sharing revenge pornography, being convinced that females enjoy being strangled and spit on, thinking that anal sex is an expected and normal part of heterosexual relationships, and thinking that pain during sex is normal, would you want to pursue relationships with them? If you live in a state where abortion is illegal, would you want to risk pregnancy? If you have to witness everyone in your school mocking a girl for being a "slut" and a "whore" cause she decided to have sex, would you want to be next?
Women might have an easier time finding men to have sex with them because it's easier to find a man with low/no standards. But at what cost? The risk/reward ratio is off.
The pooner is driven by fear. They fear being hurt by men, they fear being hurt by sex, so they run from it like a house on fire.
 
As people have mentioned, for those slightly newer to the FtM psyche and transitions, I thoroughly recommend reading the SRS thread. It's very enlightening and absolutely horrifying in equal measures how rot dogs are accomplished but also shines a light on some Pooner's journeys that are very eye opening.
 
You would think a porn addicted zoomer girl would just be having sex 24/7 with anyone she can find rather than sulk like a male incel zoomer does.
It's not as simple as porn addiction or wanting to have sex. They both look for specific types of porn that amplify their existing neuroses with regards to sex. It's typically a degradation of what they are and hate being juxtaposed with a glorification of what they want to become and love in exaggerated, perverse, and convoluted ways. But it's all based in self-loathing so the end result is awkwardly attempting to wear a skin that doesn't fit on them in both cases.
 
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