Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Real Fakeman]

Having vented my spleen in the aftermath of Pooner narcissism in the face of tragedy, this is a nice palate cleanser. I think this turned out really well between references to the original card and including a Dood.
My only suggestion if you're remaining true to form to the original pooners is the front of the shorts should have a clearer "there's a vag under this" outline, or possibly clear bloodstains.
But I recognize you said you didn't have the best tools at hand, so one minor quibble aside?

A+ job. View attachment 4929245

This dood has a neophallus installed, as hinted at by the flayed arm. Are the blood stains still appropriate?
I was thinking I should add some, but I now realise I forgot my sketchbook at work, lmao. Wonder what someone will think if they see this.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

This dood has a neophallus installed, as hinted at by the flayed arm. Are the blood stains still appropriate?
I was thinking I should add some, but I now realise I forgot my sketchbook at work, lmao. Wonder what someone will think if they see this.

Ahh! I missed the arm flaying! You're fine dood!

 

[Ser Prize]

Troons and pooners are bottom of the barrel revolting, but that doesn't mean there's not a tragedy to their mutilation fetish. I don't want someone who has those thoughts to ACK, I want them on fucking pimozide so they might have a chance at recovering, instead of becoming so hopeless and delusional they lash out at a fake genocide as instructed by their kike handlers.

These people could be happy and healthy but they've been misled. It's the same shit as seeing someone succumb to meth or a cult.

It's literally a cult. It operates on all the same hallmarks.

The two big things a cult does is find someone isolated and get them to adopt a new identity, usually via love bombing. This is exactly how trannies go about 'cracking eggs'.

That said they get no sympathy from me. They earned this hell.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

seeing these girls essentially commit slow-motion suicide is simply distressing, because (unlike mtf troons) they don't deserve it

Both MtF and FtM are the same in this regards in that they often have lots of mental health issues and think trooning out will solve everything and their life will be perfect, with autistic troons being the worst affected since they think they can become like their favourite anime/cartoon character or boy band member and mental health officials just ignore all the red flags and go along with it.

 

[Ser Prize]

Thirst harder, they are all insane.

There's this weird misplaced conception that many people, dear feeder included, have with ftms. They think that they're poor uwu girls who got the bad touch and are doing all this out of lashing out or 'trying to make themselves unattractive'. You'll see TERFs say the same shit.

But it's bullshit. I live with a IRL pooner, my sister, and I know for a fact she was never abused. My sister is just an insane cunt who couldn't deal with the fact she was a typical miserable woman and decided that cutting her tits off and being called 'Gabe' would suddenly fix everything. She's vile and hateful to everyone and everything non-tranny related and talks about nothing else.

That's the reality of FtMs and people have to fucking acknowledge it.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

There's this weird misplaced conception that many people, dear feeder included, have with ftms. They think that they're poor uwu girls who got the bad touch and are doing all this out of lashing out or 'trying to make themselves unattractive'. You'll see TERFs say the same shit.

But it's bullshit. I live with a IRL pooner, my sister, and I know for a fact she was never abused. My sister is just an insane cunt who couldn't deal with the fact she was a typical miserable woman and decided that cutting her tits off and being called 'Gabe' would suddenly fix everything. She's vile and hateful to everyone and everything non-tranny related and talks about nothing else.

That's the reality of FtMs and people have to fucking acknowledge it.

Yeah I didn't want to PL but I have also spent a lot of personal time irl with pooners which is why I hate the idea that they're poor wittol victims who just need help, when they are just as vile, manipulative and disturbed as mtfs.

 

[Slur Generator]

I feel so euphoric I could cry!
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Jesus christ thats so sad and insane. Just put her out of her misery.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

There's this weird misplaced conception that many people, dear feeder included, have with ftms. They think that they're poor uwu girls who got the bad touch and are doing all this out of lashing out or 'trying to make themselves unattractive'. You'll see TERFs say the same shit.

But it's bullshit. I live with a IRL pooner, my sister, and I know for a fact she was never abused. My sister is just an insane cunt who couldn't deal with the fact she was a typical miserable woman and decided that cutting her tits off and being called 'Gabe' would suddenly fix everything. She's vile and hateful to everyone and everything non-tranny related and talks about nothing else.

That's the reality of FtMs and people have to fucking acknowledge it.

females never get criticized the same as males even when they display the same behaviour or even worse. Anyone with exposure to them already knows they are every bit the equivalent of hons but no one wants to think of young girls that way.

 

[Procrastinhater]

females never get criticized the same as males even when they display the same behaviour or even worse. Anyone with exposure to them already knows they are every bit the equivalent of hons but no one wants to think of young girls that way.

Hopefully the spectacle of one of those deranged fucks getting gunned down by the cops with the body of a fucking poor 9 year old girl at its feet and a trail of corpses through the building might start to make people realize just what a fucking Viper we have been coddling in the trans cult.

 

[Male Idiot]

Oh yeah, I thought pooners were less likely to offend, but damn Clown world had a surprise for me.

 

[Sneed or Death]

Well I just made it through this entire thread. It was like a train wreck I couldn't look away from. I have nothing to contribute except this. I will probably not be coming back to this thread.

 

[Procrastinhater]

OP revised to add some visual aids to Pooners and some more gross NSFW Pooners, also a Gender Neutralized shooter pooner.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Hopefully the spectacle of one of those deranged fucks getting gunned down by the cops with the body of a fucking poor 9 year old girl at its feet and a trail of corpses through the building might start to make people realize just what a fucking Viper we have been coddling in the trans cult.

No one can contain the pooner insanity now that they are reproducing at such a fast rate, Women are really good at grooming other women so they are inevitably becoming more visible

 

[cybertoaster]

ftms on the other hand seem to be mostly driven by self hate and trauma

Wrong, they are narcissists driven by their obsession to be the center of attention all the fucking time.

a one in a million aiden school shooter

First of many, if trans reactions to the last shooting are any indication.

and usually don't hurt or damage anyone but themselves

Besides the dead kids and teachers there's the many other men and women these lunatics convince to join the insanity, because misery loves company.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

It's Meat Canyon but with troons.

 

[Constellationzero]

Well I just made it through this entire thread. It was like a train wreck I couldn't look away from. I have nothing to contribute except this. I will probably not be coming back to this thread.

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Reminds me of something:

We need to make Troonbee Tiles a thing:

Ressurect Dead Name on DOOD

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

OP revised to add some visual aids to Pooners and some more gross NSFW Pooners, also a Gender Neutralized shooter pooner.

You poor bastard.

I don't have much to contribute other than I surprisingly enjoy the deprecative and horrifying nature of the art. Memetic, impactful, and a generally well-crafted egregore of dysphoria and self-hatred. Fucked up in the same way as watching a severe car accident.

Congrats on the Tarot deck progress as well. It's awful in the best way possible.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You poor bastard.

Lol I was never planning or could have imagined in my wildest nightmares this thread being featured, I originally put it together just to serve as a containment thread and dumping ground for the Pooner art that was scattered throughout various threads, and it relied heavily on people already having some knowledge of what they were, then sometime last week the conversation somehow strayed onto Gnosticism and the Demiurge and its influence on memetics, with the strange fascination these completely gross and repulsive things seem to have on people, then within a week there's an almost completed Pooner Tarot, and Pooners are propelled into National awareness by an insane Pooner going fucking Columbine on an Elementary School, leading to the thread being featured.
If I'd have known this shit was going to happen I'd have been more prepared, as it is I've had to scramble to get the OP into a better state and try to explain this shit to people who had never been subjected to this shit before, and it was hard to know where to start, I'm not even sure I understand it myself.
It's almost Lovecraftian when you realize that these things are being created and spread by the very subjects that are portrayed so disgustingly in the memes.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Lol I was never planning or could have imagined in my wildest nightmares this thread being featured, I originally put it together just to serve as a containment thread and dumping ground for the Pooner art that was scattered throughout various threads, and it relied heavily on people already having some knowledge of what they were, then sometime last week the conversation somehow strayed onto Gnosticism and the Demiurge and its influence on memetics, with the strange fascination these completely gross and repulsive things seem to have on people, then within a week there's an almost completed Pooner Tarot, and Pooners are propelled into National awareness by an insane Pooner going fucking Columbine on an Elementary School, leading to the thread being featured.
If I'd have known this shit was going to happen I'd have been more prepared, as it is I've had to scramble to get the OP into a better state and try to explain this shit to people who had never been subjected to this shit before, and it was hard to know where to start, I'm not even sure I understand it myself.
It's almost Lovecraftian when you realize that these things are being created and spread by the very subjects that are portrayed so disgustingly in the memes.

They're a memetic virus with some sort of occult significance. Pure and simple.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Lol I was never planning or could have imagined in my wildest nightmares this thread being featured, I originally put it together just to serve as a containment thread and dumping ground for the Pooner art that was scattered throughout various threads, and it relied heavily on people already having some knowledge of what they were, then sometime last week the conversation somehow strayed onto Gnosticism and the Demiurge and its influence on memetics, with the strange fascination these completely gross and repulsive things seem to have on people, then within a week there's an almost completed Pooner Tarot, and Pooners are propelled into National awareness by an insane Pooner going fucking Columbine on an Elementary School, leading to the thread being featured.
If I'd have known this shit was going to happen I'd have been more prepared, as it is I've had to scramble to get the OP into a better state and try to explain this shit to people who had never been subjected to this shit before, and it was hard to know where to start, I'm not even sure I understand it myself.
It's almost Lovecraftian when you realize that these things are being created and spread by the very subjects that are portrayed so disgustingly in the memes.

You can't control the spirit of a thing when it becomes it's own, and for better or worse the cage is opened. Lil' Pooner has been launched into collective consciousness. Extremely fuckin' sad how, though. Credit where it's due, you've done a pretty good job explaining the concept (At least from my point of view as someone who only found out after the feature) and did manage to mostly contain it here on the site, so goal accomplished for the most part.