Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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Damn it, he isn't dead yet. Although it looks like they really half-assed his breakfast. That's fucking funny.

$5 says the foggy near cup is something he's supposed to dip the bread in.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I'm thinking that he got a time out just like a little child.

There is an empty plate. I wouldn't put it past Jack to lie about not getting enough food. He may also now be on pretty strict dietary restrictions. He has made no progress and looks to be even fatter, as all he does is lay in bed, post on FB, and watch TV.

Does that look like good food? No. But nursing home food is generally not great. It's basically Sysco level stuff and the staff has to make meals for 50, 100, 200 residents at the same time. TBH though, oatmeal, bread, and bacon is plenty for breakfast for most people.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Dude has oatmeal, toast, and two meat.

Now, I am just a guy who regularly engages in strenuous physical activity Jack can't, such as "standing up" but that already seems like two normal day breakfasts to me.

 

[p1138]

Dude has oatmeal, toast, and two meat.

Now, I am just a guy who regularly engages in strenuous physical activity Jack can't, such as "standing up" but that already seems like two normal day breakfasts to me.

No cheese, not keto, not gud.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

There is an empty plate. I wouldn't put it past Jack to lie about not getting enough food.

Possibly. Or more likely he's so stroked out that he forgot he had just eaten the three eggs on the plate and licked it clean only five minutes ago.

 

[salmonellajack]

Is that a very substantial breakfast? Most people have cereal *shrugs*

 

[biggacracka]

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Damn it, he isn't dead yet. Although it looks like they really half-assed his breakfast. That's fucking funny.

I'm betting on that he moved the meats from his plate to the one with the toasts so the main plate looks empty

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I'm betting on that he moved the meats from his plate to the one with the toasts so the main plate looks empty

Or he ate everything on the other plate before taking the photo. Why would the nursing home just give him an empty plate?

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

OWhy would the nursing home just give him an empty plate?

To fuck with his stupid retarded little mushbrained head?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Or he ate everything on the other plate before taking the photo. Why would the nursing home just give him an empty plate?

This sometimes can happen they have well over a hundred residents and a kitchen staff of under ten people so sometimes accidents happen, and the lid is accidentally put on both plates when one hasn't gotten its food yet.

Now 1: They will gladly give you your missing item so he's bitching for no reason.

2: He already as has been pointed out has toast/bread, Bacon, Sausage, & Oatmeal.

3: He gets so much food he needs 2 plates.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Damn it, he isn't dead yet. Although it looks like they really half-assed his breakfast. That's fucking funny.

Was going to say they bitched him out about his social media posts but here he is being a little bitch again.

Oatmeal, bacon and bread is okay for breakfast. I'd have included a banana or orange or something to go with it though.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

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Damn it, he isn't dead yet. Although it looks like they really half-assed his breakfast. That's fucking funny.

Plain toast you say? I spy with my little eye something suspicious.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

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Damn it, he isn't dead yet. Although it looks like they really half-assed his breakfast. That's fucking funny.

Is the white stuff in the closed container oatmeal or that white sausage breakfast gravy that is served on biscuits?

 

[Aunt Carol]

To fuck with his stupid retarded little mushbrained head?

Kitchen probably doesn't have much interaction with Jack; it'd be through the middleman of an aide or nurse.

If they're aware of Jack, it'd be "all right, now there's an order for Room 123 to be on double protein, you think we're gonna get the same amount of 'snack requests,'" or "Mr Keto wants fresh toast, says it's soggy lol."

Jack's eating alone in his room; his years of practice in being a bitch to food service is for naught.

 

[Tiresome]

Plain toast you say? I spy with my little eye something suspicious.
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That looks to me like creamer and Splenda for his coffee. I also agree that the fucker moved or hid food to manufacture a bogus complaint. If Jack wasn't such an American feedlot-stuffed squealing veal he'd realize that most people in the world get along just fine with a bowl of cereal, cold or hot, or a baked item and coffee, or a bowl of rice and that's it.

 

[Melankia]

That looks to me like creamer and Splenda for his coffee. I also agree that the fucker moved or hid food to manufacture a bogus complaint. If Jack wasn't such an American feedlot-stuffed squealing veal he'd realize that most people in the world get along just fine with a bowl of cereal, cold or hot, or a baked item and coffee, or a bowl of rice and that's it.

Underneath the Splenda looks to be a butter/jam individual serving

 

[Tiresome]

Underneath the Splenda looks to be a butter/jam individual serving

Really hard to make out, but if it's got a white top I assume it's jam. Butter or spread is usually in a clear or foil topped container.

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

The Scalfani Lair is still for sale which isn't a shock.

A new house has popped up in the neighborhood. This listing was taken off and put back on the market for about a month.

A extra 100 square feet with a relatively similar kitchen. And the Sellers started at 550,000 and steadily has dropped the price every month, Some times quicker.

Jacks house has been on sale for about 30 days now. Im gonna assume there will be a price drop soon.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Plain toast you say? I spy with my little eye something suspicious.
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This appears to be creamer, Splenda, and sugar. The tub could be butter but I’m guessing this is fixings for coffee. For those that think it’s jelly, usually individual packets of jelly are packaged in either black rectangular containers with dark foil tops Or small individual glass jelly jars….depending on the brand of jelly and cost the chef/purchaser wants to allocate to the item.

Is the white stuff in the closed container oatmeal or that white sausage breakfast gravy that is served on biscuits?

Initially I thought it was oatmeal, but this could make sense, especially with the bread and the extra plate. Fatass could make basically Shit On a Shingle (SOS) with the meat gravy on toast on the extra plate.

 

[Tiresome]

Jacks house has been on sale for about 30 days now. Im gonna assume there will be a price drop soon.

Well we are talking about Jack "A hundred thousand, take it or leave it, and by the way I still own it" Scalfani.