Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Who the fuck would read it? I mean if someone here decided to write a book about lolcows, a synopsis of what they did and what mistakes they made I can see people reading it. But a narcissistic low effort piece of lolcow propaganda is going directly to the bargain bin.

To be fair the last guy who wrote and read his autobiography had a sweet tune made out of it by his true and honest fans, surely we'd get something similar here.

 

[The Great Deliverer]

This year oscar is already guaranteed,hope this kino goes to the movie night list.

 

[lurkin]

I think this is the worst still of pantsu. Prove me wrong (you can't)
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The last thing a foreskin sees before being consumed.

 

[Some dude]

Everything, Everywhere, All at Once (Or, My UberEats Order)

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

When Rozy grows old, everything she will have to remember her father by will be immortalised in these gay family home movies that they filmed and released for a crumb of clout, instead of trying to save precious memories.

 

[RussianParasite]

I am very confused by the title of this movie. I know it is called “Killstream the Movie” but why was the entire thing about Harry Morris? Does Ralph have a crush on him or something?

For real, this is the equivalent of looking at himself in the mirror and repeating self-affirmations— somehow more womanly though.

 

[Truly Rural]

entire thing about Harry Morris

Imagine caring so little about Harry, you make an entire movie about not caring about Harry from the metaphysical plane.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The "documentary" (really just a bunch of vlogs poorly edited together) confirmed to me Ralph thinks of Harry while he's fucking Meigh. Like in between thrusts he's thinking "FUCK YOU HARRY I'M FUCKIN UR DAUGHTER HAHAHA". I'm not even trying to make a joke here either he is completely preoccupied with Harry to the point where he has to be thinking that.

 

[Anonanon]

The "documentary" (really just a bunch of vlogs poorly edited together) confirmed to me Ralph thinks of Harry while he's fucking Meigh. Like in between thrusts he's thinking "FUCK YOU HARRY I'M FUCKIN UR DAUGHTER HAHAHA". I'm not even trying to make a joke here either he is completely preoccupied with Harry to the point where he has to be thinking that.

Ya think? Thank god he is infertile now.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

The "documentary" (really just a bunch of vlogs poorly edited together) confirmed to me Ralph thinks of Harry while he's fucking Meigh. Like in between thrusts he's thinking "FUCK YOU HARRY I'M FUCKIN UR DAUGHTER HAHAHA". I'm not even trying to make a joke here either he is completely preoccupied with Harry to the point where he has to be thinking that.

We've seen Ralph fuckin' aint no way this nigga does anything resembling a "thrust".

 

[FiveStarAce]

The "documentary" (really just a bunch of vlogs poorly edited together) confirmed to me Ralph thinks of Harry while he's fucking Meigh. Like in between thrusts he's thinking "FUCK YOU HARRY I'M FUCKIN UR DAUGHTER HAHAHA". I'm not even trying to make a joke here either he is completely preoccupied with Harry to the point where he has to be thinking that.

Hey there are also Jim and Josh in his head!

 

[Paladin Derich]

This just seems to be for him and maybe also meigh who i think explicitly said she tries not to eat alot on dates so if its just the two of them and maybe one or two other people its still mostly ralphs.

It is. Women like Amanda typically need less than 1500-1600 calories a day, and the baby is non-applicable.

 

[Sonic]

Packed a bowl, popped some popcorn and I'm about to enjoy 2 hours of Ralphamale action

 

[MeltyTW]

It is. Women like Amanda typically need less than 1500-1600 calories a day, and the baby is non-applicable.

But it's like a tray i used to give customers ordering for parties and then like several personal meal bags on the side

He legit ate all the catering like a fucking pugsley pr sitcom fat guy

 

[Buster Scruggs]

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I've always laughed when I see this image of him because it has the beta soyjack face energy and he also looks like a homeless man in some alley who just found a phone on the street. I just can't imagine being so oblivious to looking so haggard, but I'd imagine he's just used to it at this point.

 

[Hüftpriester]

This is one of the saddest images I've ever seen. A woman in a trashy wedding dress looking down at a giant box of white castle. A stroller to her right, a soda fountain in the background. Out of frame to her left is a beer in a plastic cup. I know Ralph is stupid but even he should understand how pathetic this looks.

He could've gotten Rozy a babysitter and taken his horsebride to one of the many great restaurants in Vegas on their wedding night. At the very least, he could've bought a nice bottle of champagne rather than toasting with white castle burgers. Look at that claw btw, lol.

I knew Ralph was gonna get really fat when he admitted he was a heavy xanax user.
> live in mexico
> eat a ton of deep fried shit, rice, beans, high fat proteins, etc.
> take xanax and drink tequila.
> forget you just had all that food and eat again. repeat until you look like this.

This physique is not normal, even for the most obese amerifat. It's almost like most of his excess fat is going directly to the gunt and it's starting to sag even more. Someone get this man a mobility scooter.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The "documentary" (really just a bunch of vlogs poorly edited together) confirmed to me Ralph thinks of Harry while he's fucking Meigh. Like in between thrusts he's thinking "FUCK YOU HARRY I'M FUCKIN UR DAUGHTER HAHAHA". I'm not even trying to make a joke here either he is completely preoccupied with Harry to the point where he has to be thinking that.

You got it wrong. He’s imagining he’s “plowing” Harry himself, the fat faggot.

 

[damian]

This is one of the saddest images I've ever seen. A woman in a trashy wedding dress looking down at a giant box of white castle. A stroller to her right, a soda fountain in the background. Out of frame to her left is a beer in a plastic cup. I know Ralph is stupid but even he should understand how pathetic this looks.

"Suffer. Suffer." -Josh "Dear Feeder" Moon

 

[HarblMcDavid]

People like to post about her being a retina-searing abomination but really she looks fine. There's a lot of footage and pictures of her mid-gremlin cackle that are pretty unfortunate.
It's more the fact that she desperately wants to be seen as the hottest and sassiest girl in the room while being average-looking and having negative charisma and looking like Goblina when she smiles.

Your eyes deceive you! The foreign angles and geometries as yet undiscovered that she possesses trick your brain into thinking that she is, as an entity, attractive looking, but this is a lie!

You are not entirely wrong in the sense that from some very specific angles she looks human, decent even, but move the view-point a few degrees in any direction and it all falls apart: cheekbones gain extra prominence as if by magic, eyes shift in what should be an unshifting skull, breasts can blink in and out of existence, hips that once were evident now no longer are visible, smiles once straight become offset; the eldritch trickery she possesses rivals that of those that came before which now exist not fully in our space, yet manifest themselves occasionally to cause chaos and insanity whe'er they tread, their half corporeal horror sufficient to drive men to utter madness.

Some still know her real name, uttered with apprehensive whispers in dark corners and dingy grottoes: Nyatardlahorsetep.

 

[RAT Team Six]

I can't believe how permanently poor Ralph is, even when making $200K a year. Seeing Meigh in her wedding dress eating White Castle sent my sides into orbit. How does Ralph fuck his finances up this badly? Is this just genuinely his idea of what a high-class lifestyle is?

"If I had twice the money, that just means double the White Castle, bitch! 5 star days!"