Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini

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"Well Jay, what did you think about Killstream?"
 
Bland Crumbs said:
I did not think I would but I just could not stop watching. Every couple seconds I would think: Why the fuck did he do this to himself?

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A Horse and a Guntlemen
Two Creeps and a Rozy
Five Hundred Pounds of Gunt
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If Pantsu wasn't a pedophile horse I would say she has a nice body.

Holy shit. Rosie fucking hates him already LMAO

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Burd Turglar said:
So who's gonna rip this, put it on VHS and send it to red letter media?
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It'll end up on Best of the Worst, Ralph will get felted, and then try to take it down like that one weird Indian chick did with her "Citizen Kane".

Laughs will be had by all, though I would also like to see the Cinema Snobs take on it
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Sad Crusader said:
...Am I really gonna watch 2 hours of this?
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Wait till the Criterion extended cut comes out...
 
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This is why Ethan is at his best when starved of attention. When alogs give it to him willingly, he can just flail his little raptor arms in the air and scream about the haterrrrs. But when no one is taking the bait, the motherfucker comes out with this monstrosity. Thank you Ralph, very cool.
 
"The fat child actor in this movie is awful, but as a gay furry I was definitely aroused by the male horse, and I give it a 3/10." - YMS
 
Sad Crusader said:
If Pantsu wasn't a pedophile horse I would say she has a nice body.
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People like to post about her being a retina-searing abomination but really she looks fine. There's a lot of footage and pictures of her mid-gremlin cackle that are pretty unfortunate.
It's more the fact that she desperately wants to be seen as the hottest and sassiest girl in the room while being average-looking and having negative charisma and looking like Goblina when she smiles.
 
Wendy's Chili said:
This is just cope because he's too lazy to write his autobiography that he'll never get to.
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You just mad that you won't have your own IMBD page.
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Killstream: The Movie (2023) - IMDb

Killstream: The Movie: Directed by Ethan Ralph. With Jose Sanchez, Amanda Morris, Ethan Ralph, Cozy Rozy. A large man tries to run from his past in Mexico, but the man out West is on him. The man must find a way to marry the horse and Mexico is the only way. This is the journey of the Gunt and...
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Welcome back btw.
 
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Love how bored and fed up Ralph looks while he has to sit quiely and listen to Meigh for 30 seconds


Edit He even got fed up in post as he edits in random music halfway through her speaking
 
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Wendy's Chili said:
This is just cope because he's too lazy to write his autobiography that he'll never get to.
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Who the fuck would read it? I mean if someone here decided to write a book about lolcows, a synopsis of what they did and what mistakes they made I can see people reading it. But a narcissistic low effort piece of lolcow propaganda is going directly to the bargain bin.
 
I think making a film is all about the “hook” you know? Some slick marketing might have made this a blockbuster. Something like…

“A human horse and a midget give birth to an unholy child and hide out in a mosquito infested barn in Mexico until one day they reveal to the world what happens when two sick pools of DNA combine and unleash it on the Earth. Watch and find out!”
 
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