Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini

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"Well Jay, what did you think about Killstream?"
 
I did not think I would but I just could not stop watching. Every couple seconds I would think: Why the fuck did he do this to himself?

More movie names:
Terms of Enguntment
A Horse and a Guntlemen
Two Creeps and a Rozy
Five Hundred Pounds of Gunt
If Pantsu wasn't a pedophile horse I would say she has a nice body.

Holy shit. Rosie fucking hates him already LMAO

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So who's gonna rip this, put it on VHS and send it to red letter media?
It'll end up on Best of the Worst, Ralph will get felted, and then try to take it down like that one weird Indian chick did with her "Citizen Kane".

Laughs will be had by all, though I would also like to see the Cinema Snobs take on it
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...Am I really gonna watch 2 hours of this?
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Wait till the Criterion extended cut comes out...
 
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If Pantsu wasn't a pedophile horse I would say she has a nice body.
People like to post about her being a retina-searing abomination but really she looks fine. There's a lot of footage and pictures of her mid-gremlin cackle that are pretty unfortunate.
It's more the fact that she desperately wants to be seen as the hottest and sassiest girl in the room while being average-looking and having negative charisma and looking like Goblina when she smiles.
 
This is just cope because he's too lazy to write his autobiography that he'll never get to.
You just mad that you won't have your own IMBD page.
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Welcome back btw.
 
This is just cope because he's too lazy to write his autobiography that he'll never get to.
Who the fuck would read it? I mean if someone here decided to write a book about lolcows, a synopsis of what they did and what mistakes they made I can see people reading it. But a narcissistic low effort piece of lolcow propaganda is going directly to the bargain bin.
 
I think making a film is all about the “hook” you know? Some slick marketing might have made this a blockbuster. Something like…

“A human horse and a midget give birth to an unholy child and hide out in a mosquito infested barn in Mexico until one day they reveal to the world what happens when two sick pools of DNA combine and unleash it on the Earth. Watch and find out!”
 
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