Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini

When you think you've seen it all.... god fucking dammit ralph. Like srly at this rate the fuck ups will be daily not weekly even gayopers will be put out of business if this continues.
 
The Gunt, the Horse, and the Baby
A Fistfull of Pills
A Few Good Meighs
Guntpocalypse Now
Gunt in the Front (a play on cat in the hat)
Nissan Altima (a play on Gran Torino)
American Werehorse in Vegas
All Gunted on the Western Felt
The Guntover

I could keep going. I'll stop now.
I got some more lmao
Fear and Aylogging Portugal
Lord of the Xanax:Aylogs of the Gunt
Lord of the Xanax; Twin Trips of Portugal
Lord of the Xanax: The Return of "Sobriety"
 
It never ceases to amaze me just how out of touch Ralph is. Imagine you're an unironic fan the Killstream. Ralph announces that he's planning on putting together a film about your favorite online series. As a fan, you'd probably want behind the scenes footage of Ralph putting the show together, interviews from important figures from the show's past, maybe some moments where Ralph goes into his upbringing and how it lead him to blogging and eventually creating one of the most successful non-mainstream shows on YouTube. In general, you'd want the film to be a celebration of the series you've grown to enjoy.
This requires effort.
 
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Kiss the ring, know your place. Ralph is such a baller.
 
No wonder Ralph was drooling over Keffals’ tits
Speaking of tits & of trannies, is it me or do Amanda's look a bit stiff & a bit too perky, especially for a breastfeeding mom? At some angles they look fake in comparison to old pics.
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A picture truly can say 1000 words. They're having their tacky Vegas wedding in an empty chapel, except for their out of wedlock baby, a photographer & an Elvis impersonator in attendance...no other family to speak of. His family is either dead or estranged & she alienated hers for a fat, cheating, paranoid, lecherous, narcissistic junkie who settled for her while he publicly muses about the chemistry he had w/his ex-wife.
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I can't even imagine taking detailed notes like you @Farglemark

Doing god's work.

It's not too bad, all I do is hit voice record while watching the video sped up. So I'm doing a bunch of other stuff, like working or chores and just voice to text it. That's why there's some weird words here and there.

Why did he premier this suddenly on Rumble? Wouldn't it have been TWO HOURS of CAWNTENT for his paypiggies on the killstream? Falling asleep during it playing would have been EXPECTED?

Everything about this baffles all of my various minds, stomachs, and swim bladders.

I can probably tell you why, everyone on cozy knows that cozy is dying, who knows when it'll be shut down, but viewers are declining, Nick doesn't bring in enough new people anymore, who would watch him and sometimes become interested in another streamer.

So Ralph knows he needs to move people over to Rumble, see how many views he can get over there for a few days, but I bet he will play that entire movie on a slow millstream day soon enough.
 
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