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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
That evil, vile, monstrous cunt died far too fast and painlessly. I'd hoped she'd at least get a few minutes to contemplate her worthless waste of a life as she died in agony, choking to death on her own blood, but no, those officers were far better people than she ever was. I sometimes truly wish that I believed in Hell or God so I could console myself with the contemplation of punishment after death. At least she never polluted the gene pool, I guess.
 
That evil, vile, monstrous cunt died far too fast and painlessly. I'd hoped she'd at least get a few minutes to contemplate her worthless waste of a life as she died in agony, choking to death on her own blood, but no, those officers were far better people than she ever was. I sometimes truly wish that I believed in Hell or God so I could console myself with the contemplation of punishment after death. At least she never polluted the gene pool, I guess.
Don't worry, I believe in both. Right now, she's learning there are far worse things than being misgendered.

Why would someone who wants to protect children shoot three of them?
You're asking for logic from someone who willingly eats shit.
 
That evil, vile, monstrous cunt died far too fast and painlessly. I'd hoped she'd at least get a few minutes to contemplate her worthless waste of a life as she died in agony, choking to death on her own blood, but no, those officers were far better people than she ever was. I sometimes truly wish that I believed in Hell or God so I could console myself with the contemplation of punishment after death. At least she never polluted the gene pool, I guess.
At least they weren't like the cowards of Uvald who just sat there with their thumbs up their asses listening to an active shooter killing children.
 
At least they weren't like the cowards of Uvald who just sat there with their thumbs up their asses listening to an active shooter killing children.
From experience, Nashville PD are incredibly chill until its go time and then they do not fuck around. I have never encountered anyone, even niggas in jail, who had interacted with them have anything negative to say.

For those who (understandably) haven't watched: The last arriving officer hops out, grabs his AR, converses with a teacher for about 10 seconds and then they go in. As soon as they had enough officers on site to make a sweep they went in. They enter rooms, clear doors and communicate constantly and it stands in sharp contrast to a bunch of men in ill-fitting plate carriers huffing as they faile to hit stationary targets at 25 yards.
What the Tranch LARPs at, these guys actually are.

Fun bit of trivia: Nashville city and county governments merged in the 70s because the rural areas around the city were too sparsely populated and poor to run services, so NMPD's authority extends to the county line.
Due to an agreement from the founding of the university, Vanderbilt University Campus Cops are sworn in as members of the Nashville Metro police; the campus cops are their own self-managed and self-funded precinct of the city police.
This means that in Nashville, the Campus Cops can arrest you, criminally charge you, and are able to chase you to the county line.
 
From experience, Nashville PD are incredibly chill until its go time and then they do not fuck around. I have never encountered anyone, even niggas in jail, who had interacted with them have anything negative to say.

For those who (understandably) haven't watched: The last arriving officer hops out, grabs his AR, converses with a teacher for about 10 seconds and then they go in. As soon as they had enough officers on site to make a sweep they went in. They enter rooms, clear doors and communicate constantly and it stands in sharp contrast to a bunch of men in ill-fitting plate carriers huffing as they faile to hit stationary targets at 25 yards.
What the Tranch LARPs at, these guys actually are.

Fun bit of trivia: Nashville city and county governments merged in the 70s because the rural areas around the city were too sparsely populated and poor to run services, so NMPD's authority extends to the county line.
Due to an agreement from the founding of the university, Vanderbilt University Campus Cops are sworn in as members of the Nashville Metro police; the campus cops are their own self-managed and self-funded precinct of the city police.
This means that in Nashville, the Campus Cops can arrest you, criminally charge you, and are able to chase you to the county line.
I got ticketed after speeding through Nashville county. At the end of the process, I wished the cop a nice day.
 
More Patreon videos leaked:
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I heard the voice of an old man in the background of one of the videos. Can't make out what was said in the first clip, but the second one sounds like "Well come-on, mama! Let's go get some food."
Quite possibly Penny's parents, and they might be living with the Tranchers. *sigh*



It was mentioned in one of the videos that two of their white goats are heavily pregnant, and one of them could give birth at any time.
The Tranchers are also planning on breeding more goats... :stress: They currently have 5, with 2 more on the way. Give it a few years, and the goats will outnumber the alpacas.

Do the Tranchers even use their goats for anything? Definitely too lazy to milk them, and I don't think they've ever had a goat butchered for meat.

I mention this because the goats are definitely a danger to the alpacas. The poor alpacas get bullied and warded away from food.

The alpaca below almost got stabbed in the throat. The idiot filming thinks it's fine since alpacas are bigger than goats. 🙄 Only a matter of time until an alpaca loses an eye or something:

The white goat with chopped-off horns is particularly aggressive:

LOL. The Tranchers chopped off its horns specifically because of its aggressiveness:



Autism voice. :story: Think it's Jen speaking.
 
Have they even given any kind of explanation about what exactly the purpose of all these animals are now? Like back on the Tranch they at least claimed they were rounding them up for genocide producing products but that obviously isn't happening now that they've been violently forced away from their community manufacturing facilities they collectively labored at before. I like the implication of the Patreon that the animals exist purely to create videos of them being fed because the troons (and the animals themselves) do nothing else worth documenting for the idiots who would pay them anyway.
 
Is there an epidemic of trans shooters? No, of course not, there’s literally one case. Does shit like this encourage there to be? IMO, yes.

I’ve no idea what the manifesto will say, but there’s a high chance that “trans genocide” will come into it.

She's the second pooner school shooter, the first being Maya 'Alec' McKinney. She targeted people who she called transphobic too.
Don't forget the non-binary shooter of that Colorado gaybar.
Somebody somewhere on the farms was summarizing a list of trans deaths at the hands of criminals and IIRC most of them were not hate-related or were committed by other alphabetas. So there's not really an epidemic of poontroon shooters or tif/tim victims either. Just a lot of crazy people being given hormones instead of antipsychotics/anti-autism pills because presumably the horse piss costs the insurance companies more.
 
Just a lot of crazy people being given hormones instead of antipsychotics/anti-autism pills because presumably the horse piss costs the insurance companies more.
More that if you get them on horse piss pills for life, that makes you tons of money. Let's just all it "informed consent" while lying to our new addicts all the time. Sort of like a smack pusher gives you the first hit for free and tells you it will cure all your ills.

And then you find yourself in a shithole with the vile stench of dozens of dead alpacas. Do you learn anything? Do you do anything to improve yourself? Of course not, you go onto Amazon and buy more Troonsformers.

I hate these fucking. . .actually I refuse to call them people. . .these fucking things.
 
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