Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

malleusmaleficarum said:
they also boil "Fabuloso" on the stove as an air freshener instead of, you know, actually cleaning their house with it.
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does anyone else remember mixing cornstarch and water as an elementary school science experiment?
it's a unique substance. it's a colloidal (solid particles suspended in a liquid). it can take on the characteristics of either a liquid or a solid, depending on the speed and/or temperature with which it's handled.

i can't imagine eating straight-up cornstarch by the spoonful, though.

 
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.iota. said:
does anyone else remember mixing cornstarch and water as an elementary school science experiment? it's a unique substance. it's a colloidal (solid particles suspended in a liquid). it can take on the characteristics of either a liquid or a solid, depending on the speed and/or temperature with which it's handled.

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The famous non-Newton substance?
 
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.iota. said:
does anyone else remember mixing cornstarch and water as an elementary school science experiment?
it's a unique substance. it's a colloidal (solid particles suspended in a liquid). it can take on the characteristics of either a liquid or a solid, depending on the speed and/or temperature with which it's handled.

i can't imagine eating straight-up cornstarch by the spoonful, though.

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I remember an old video of a mexican or south american game show, where the contestants tried to run across a vat of it. The women failed, naturally. But they were bikini-clad, so booba soaked in goopy white stuff.
 
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I'll PL a bit, I'm not around niggers enough to have really known about their eating habits aside from the joke shit like wowda melm, kool-aid, kfc, etc.
But washing chicken? Fucking corn starch? Is making roux too fucking complicated or too close to da wite mayn? I guess on some level I want them to eat more like this because then they'll drop fucking dead early.

I might just do what my namesake company did and get rid of the nigger out of shame.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Today I bought chicken, so, motivated by science and racism, I wanted to check about that "goo" think morons are so desperate to scrub off.

Thing is, the chicken I bought didn't have it. Or so I thought.

I've found that before, and it's there on the surface, easily noticed. So, there must be a reason why sometimes it shows up. Maybe the chicken's been in a hot environment, something about the process of butchering, whatever. At first sight, this chicken -that was fresh, btw- didn't have it.

So, I scratched it

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That's what sometimes it gives them that "slimey" touch, but it's part of it, you're meant to eat it too. Sometimes it gets more slimey, but it's safe to eat. These fuckers are scrubbing the surface of the chicken for no reason.
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That? That's just connective tissue. There might be some liquid mucus in there. At worst it will cook out or be a bit grisly. Assuming it's developed processing it's all clean but just imperfect enough that it's not worth mangling chickens further with robots. Here, maybe some farming-enjoyers here will appreciate the wonderment of modern agriculture more than the A&N soyfags sobbing about a goat:
Personally, I like the power-ass-reaming method of evisceration. Very impressive, very metal. All those jets are going to be water with maybe a mild disinfectant fit-for-purpose in it (like enough there isn't a legionaire's outbreak in the plumbing, not jogger-level Dawn). If you were going to prepare a chicken "manually" you can see where it would clearly be useful to rinse the chicken. You can also see where the variance in chicken size and the limitations of our machines of slaughter can lead to negligible bits getting through. IDK about you but I'd rather deal with that than the horror of a fractured chicken wing from sloppy processing. If it's enough it will bother me or it's like those particularly gross red/pink parts, I cut it out. Every little bit I do keeps those wonderful ladies at Wondastic Chicken Factory employed. Although weird thing I just noticed, why are she-butchers handling poultry in most cases? Edit:
Angsty Furry said:
This probably has been said, but I've heard that having an iron deficiency can make you crave ice and snow, this phenomena might be similar to that.
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Nobody is struggling to understand that. What's difficult to understand is even Keesha can tell me that, but she'd rather look like a bad crack PSA instead of spending $10 on vitamins like a normal person. Somehow they can know the cause of their problem, and the solution, and we're supposed to let it go that they'll eat cornstarch/literal dirt instead.

Actually there is an unknown that frankly I've been too afraid to acks. Literally the only detail I know about cornstarch other than it coming from corn is that it is a thickener. I know sheboons are also obsessed with becoming "thick" or maintaining said thickness. Please tell me this isn't the reason they go for the Clabber over some good old fashioned Kaolinite. It can't be that retarded, can it?
 
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