Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Apocalypso]

Would Chris ever stand up to Barb, or better yet, move out of the house?

Depends if he can still fucking stand OR move.

 

[Silver Octopus]

He kinda did with the tomgirl shit. Barb squawked and screamed and threatened to kill herself (threatened to kill him too) and he didn't back down.

Wow, this needs more recognition - not only does it show what an awful person Barb is but it also marks one of the few times Chris has ever changed as a person, it's also good evidence of Chris being serious about the trans thing. Do you have more details about this event? Is there an article on the cwcki or something?

 

[wayavas]

I still remember when this forum sent Chris so many things after his house burned down, when barb dies will people donate a lot of stuff too or what?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I still remember when this forum sent Chris so many things after his house burned down, when barb dies will people donate a lot of stuff too or what?

I would guess some people will. Chris will begin screaming his head off for donations and will never stop until some time after the trickle finally dries up.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I still remember when this forum sent Chris so many things after his house burned down, when barb dies will people donate a lot of stuff too or what?

Not personally, no. Once was it, and that's all.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I still remember when this forum sent Chris so many things after his house burned down, when barb dies will people donate a lot of stuff too or what?

So hold on, you've been following this forum for over two years, yet you now decide to speak up about how we're evil trolls who've made Chris' life a living hell?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Yeah, he was pretty obviously with the insurance company or the cleanup crew but no one wanted to address the elephant in the room.

Thats because people like @Marvin would never want to admit that yes, it IS possible to interact with Chris in the real world.

The whole reason @garbageraider found the homework documents was because he had to clean the trash dumpster himself.

He was ridiculued for doing his real life job.

 

[timtommy]

Why do people think Chris would ever want to move out?

Speaking for myself, I don't think Chris actually wants to move out. But it is worthwhile thinking about why.

A small apartment in town would be more in line with Chris' tastes than a house in the sticks. He likes stores and amenities, does not like maintenance work, and doesn't particularly seem to value having a lot of space. The fact that the house in the sticks is rendered almost unusable by a hoard just adds to that.

But he doesn't seem to have ever really wanted to move. So why is this?

Some combination of resistance to change, fear of the unknown, limited ability to realize the pros and cons of moving, affection for Barb, and fear of Barb, and maybe some other factors. Thinking about these factors is a moderately interesting topic for Chriscussion. More interesting than counting the stress sighs in his unicorn reading, for example.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Speaking for myself, I don't think Chris actually wants to move out. But it is worthwhile thinking about why.

A small apartment in town would be more in line with Chris' tastes than a house in the sticks. He likes stores and amenities, does not like maintenance work, and doesn't particularly seem to value having a lot of space. The fact that the house in the sticks is rendered almost unusable by a hoard just adds to that.

But he doesn't seem to have ever really wanted to move. So why is this?

Some combination of resistance to change, fear of the unknown, limited ability to realize the pros and cons of moving, affection for Barb, and fear of Barb, and maybe some other factors. Thinking about these factors is a moderately interesting topic for Chriscussion. More interesting than counting the stress sighs in his unicorn reading, for example.

When Cousin Al asked him about it, he said he didn't want to move because he didn't want to leave Barb. It's also the same reason he gave when asked why he didn't want a job. He has serious separation anxiety issues with Barb.

When Al asked him if he'd move after Barb dies, Chris said he didn't feel comfortable with the idea of moving, but he still acknowledged the benefits of it. He has said before that he doesn't like living in Ruckersville. Maybe once Barb dies, he'll warm up to the idea of moving.

I think it's questionable whether he'd actually do it or if he'd just continually push it off to tomorrow, like with his desire for transgender surgery.

 

[Marvin]

Wow, this needs more recognition - not only does it show what an awful person Barb is but it also marks one of the few times Chris has ever changed as a person, it's also good evidence of Chris being serious about the tranny thing. Do you have more details about this event? Is there an article on the cwcki or something?

It was touched on in the Jackie emails. Search for Parappa. It shows up in that paragraph. Basically, Barb thinks that Chris claiming to be a girl means he's gay, and that since he's gay, he's mentally ill, and since he's mentally ill, he's likely a psychotic murderer. Then she threatens to kill him at some point, like a psychotic murderer might do. And then she forcibly cuts his hair. (Which is assault.)

Mother of the year.

Edit: heh, I like this part:

After seeing the butchered hair in the mirror, I was soo in shock, I wield the double-edge sword I have been holding in for weeks since a much earlier fit of emotional rage of hers. I called her a Bitch. With her as a bitch, that makes me a son of a bitch, and it hurts me deep too.

Thats because people like @Marvin would never want to admit that yes, it IS possible to interact with Chris in the real world.

That's the exact opposite of what I've always said.

I've always said that the only way to troll Chris is by interacting with him IRL.

On top of that, I've said quite a few times that Chris definitely does get out and interact with people, despite how the cwcki portrays it. Here's an example, and here's another one.

When Cousin Al asked him about it, he said he didn't want to move because he didn't want to leave Barb. It's also the same reason he gave when asked why he didn't want a job. He has serious separation anxiety issues with Barb.

I think part of those separation anxiety issues are that Chris believes Barb is super frail and could die any minute.

When Al asked him if he'd move after Barb dies, Chris said he didn't feel comfortable with the idea of moving, but he still acknowledged the benefits of it. He has said before that he doesn't like living in Ruckersville. Maybe once Barb dies, he'll warm up to the idea of moving.

I think it's questionable whether he'd actually do it or if he'd just continually push it off to tomorrow, like with his desire for transgender surgery.

Yeah, I think that's something he'd need to have someone push him into the deep end. Or, well, maybe if conditions at 14BC got super bad, he might get desperate enough on his own.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I think part of those separation anxiety issues are that Chris believes Barb is super frail and could die any minute.

Oh, yeah. Hasn't Chris said before that he's called 911 for cases simply where he calls her while he's out and she happens to not pick up the phone?

He really buys in to the "I'm gunna kill mahself Crishun" routine 110%.

 

[Lipitor]

Speaking for myself, I don't think Chris actually wants to move out. But it is worthwhile thinking about why.

A small apartment in town would be more in line with Chris' tastes than a house in the sticks. He likes stores and amenities, does not like maintenance work, and doesn't particularly seem to value having a lot of space. The fact that the house in the sticks is rendered almost unusable by a hoard just adds to that.

But he doesn't seem to have ever really wanted to move. So why is this?

Some combination of resistance to change, fear of the unknown, limited ability to realize the pros and cons of moving, affection for Barb, and fear of Barb, and maybe some other factors. Thinking about these factors is a moderately interesting topic for Chriscussion. More interesting than counting the stress sighs in his unicorn reading, for example.

Can't you boil that down to chris is never going to leave because that would require change, which chris equates with effort (lazy) and leaving his comfort zone?

 

[Bob's Axe]

Donating basic amenities to Chris after a freak accident is much different than donating to him cuz his mum dies. Hell, Barb dying is actually a blessing in disguise.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

It was touched on in the Jackie emails. Search for Parappa.

"Violence and murder is rarely the answer"

"rarely"

 

[wayavas]

So hold on, you've been following this forum for over two years, yet you now decide to speak up about how we're evil trolls who've made Chris' life a living hell?

I just been lurking Chris Chan since the beginning on /v/

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Oh, yeah. Hasn't Chris said before that he's called 911 for cases simply where he calls her while he's out and she happens to not pick up the phone?

He really buys in to the "I'm gunna kill mahself Crishun" routine 110%.

I wouldn't be surprised if she deliberately plays up the frailty thing to get her own way. I could really see her doing the old Sanford and Son heart attack routine whenever Chris stands up to her.

I just been lurking Chris Chan since the beginning on /v/

So where have you been all this time? Where were you during the various sagas? Why now, when trolling has died down, do you choose to speak up?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

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[wayavas]

I wouldn't be surprised if she deliberately plays up the frailty thing to get her own way. I could really see her doing the old Sanford and Son heart attack routine whenever Chris stands up to her.


So where have you been all this time? Where were you during the various sagas? Why now, when trolling has died down, do you choose to speak up?

I am an old school internet user and I believe you need to lurk for 2-4 years on a forum before you can post.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I am an old school internet user and I believe you need to lurk for 2-4 years on a forum before you can post.

What would the point of that be? I get learning what's going on before speaking your piece, but that doesn't take several years.

 

[wayavas]

What would the point of that be? I get learning what's going on before speaking your piece, but that doesn't take several years.

Well to be honest with you I did not lurk that much, I was just using the forum to get updates because they were faster than in the CWCwiki, never cared enough about Chris to make an account or post or read too much in the forum. It's just that Chris is really popular now in some circles I am moving on my life now and I need more insight on the trolls.

Also, more on topic, Chris keeps mentioning the female managers he has, I am almost 100% that I know who those persons are and if I am right then I know that all they are up to is shit...but I am really curious to know what the fuck is the purpose of these managers he keeps mentioning. I know Chris is a business for some pathetic people but still, maybe someone has answers?