Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris keeps mentioning the female managers he has, I am almost 100% that I know who those persons are and if I am right then I know that all they are up to is shit...but I am really curious to know what the fuck is the purpose of these managers he keeps mentioning. I know Chris is a business for some pathetic people but still, maybe someone has answers?

Yeah, yeah, Watermelon thinks he knows exactly who the managers and the stonecutters are and such too.

Please don't deride how seriously some people care about Chris and then immediately start caring enough to take it seriously yourself.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Would you say Chris's speech deteriorating is as a self contained problem, or is it just a sign of his overall mental decay?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

If Sega did want to make Sonichu into a franchise, would they even be able to get into contact with Chris considering "his managers" and all of the elaborate trolls that have contacted Chris over the years?

 

[bigbaby]

How is Chris getting bigger tits? The hypnosis videos obviously don't work so someone's either giving him estrogen or he's gaining weight

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Would you say Chris's speech deteriorating is as a self contained problem, or is it just a sign of his overall mental decay?

He's forcing himself to do a ridiculous falsetto because it's "feminine". Other than that his speech isn't noticeably worse as far as I can tell. Though he used to be a lot more chipper in his videos when he was first discovered.

How is Chris getting bigger tits? The hypnosis videos obviously don't work so someone's either giving him estrogen or he's gaining weight

He exists off McDonald's and doesn't exercise. Guess.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Would you say Chris's speech deteriorating is as a self contained problem, or is it just a sign of his overall mental decay?

I think it's partly because most of his recent videos involve begging to a greater or lesser extent, and so, being a drama queen, he likes to sound as pathetic as possible. Plus he has nothing really to say other than "we need money," so he stumbles more while he tries to come up with a new sympathy ploy.

How is Chris getting bigger tits? The hypnosis videos obviously don't work so someone's either giving him estrogen or he's gaining weight

Mostly weight gain and the ageing process. He's looking blobbier and blobbier these days.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Would you say Chris's speech deteriorating is as a self contained problem, or is it just a sign of his overall mental decay?

Any overly isolated person will have their speech deteriorate, and Chris was never very articulate in the first place due to the whole autism factor.

 

[ZehnBoat]

If Sega did want to make Sonichu into a franchise, would they even be able to get into contact with Chris considering "his managers" and all of the elaborate trolls that have contacted Chris over the years?

chris said in his newest video that he wants sega to make a representative fly out to his house and talk to him

and even then i bet chris would shut the door in his face.
even if for some reason sega seriously wanted to make a sonichu game... they have no way of getting chris on board.
at this point sega should just throw a reference in for the hell of it and have chris flip out

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I wonder what Chris has been doing with his video games. The PSN tracker shows that he last got a trophy almost a month ago. Is he just replaying old levels or something?

It's amazing how many games he bought for his shiny new console and never played.

 

[wayavas]

I wonder what Chris has been doing with his video games. The PSN tracker shows that he last got a trophy almost a month ago. Is he just replaying old levels or something?

It's amazing how many games he bought for his shiny new console and never played.

have you ever heard of the "pile of shame"???
but back on topic, I bet that the new saga will start August 26th, and quote me on that if I am right please.

 

[Mr. 0]

BLAST FROM THE PAST

Spoiler: autistic stare

Spoiler: trolled by tree

Spoiler: we did this

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I bet that the new saga will start August 26th, and quote me on that if I am right please.

We'll all have fellatio ratings ready just for you, don't worry.

 

[AnOminous]

The donation Chris needs when Barb dies is a gift certificate for one of those PackRat type companies that clean up vile hoards.

 

[Blarmination]

How many people in the Charlottesville area know of/have had interactions with Chris? It seems like with the amount he gets out he's probably caused some incident that we haven't heard about. I would imagine he's a local legend even among people who aren't on the internet.

 

[Segue]

Was Sonichu one of the factors than ruined Chris?

I think most can agree that the largest factors that contributed to Chris' decline and inability to grow up and cope with reality were Borb's shitty parenting and autism.

From what we've observed, one of the most important things in Chris' life has been Sonichu. Ever since the character's conception Chris has been vigorously obsessing over Sonichu, with fantasies of transforming it in to a billion-dollar franchise. Since then he's basically been ignoring most opportunities presented to him, thinking he can turn Sonichu in to his job and such. So just a random little thought.

 

[Marvin]

Was Sonichu one of the factors than ruined Chris?

I think most can agree that the largest factors that contributed to Chris' decline and inability to grow up and cope with reality were Borb's shitty parenting and autism.

From what we've observed, one of the most important things in Chris' life has been Sonichu. Ever since the character's conception Chris has been vigorously obsessing over Sonichu, with fantasies of transforming it in to a billion-dollar franchise. Since then he's basically been ignoring most opportunities presented to him, thinking he can turn Sonichu in to his job and such. So just a random little thought.

Sonichu didn't make Chris ignore opportunities. Chris has no use for opportunities to begin with.

Sonichu is just a hobby to Chris.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Sonichu is just a hobby to Chris.

Although I agree, that certainly doesn't seem to stop him when he is in dire financhu straits and needs to daydream about an easy out.

 

[ZehnBoat]

okay so i have an audio copy of that "stephanie bustcakes" video
and i have to ask this obvious question:
does chris really think calling his dick things akin to a "mistake" or a cancerous growth or pockmark really makes women want his pickle?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

okay so i have an audio copy of that "stephanie bustcakes" video
and i have to ask this obvious question:
does chris really think calling his dick things akin to a "mistake" or a cancerous growth or pockmark really makes women want his pickle?

Chris can say a single sentence with two parts, and the two parts don't have to acknowledge one another.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

How is Chris getting bigger tits? The hypnosis videos obviously don't work so someone's either giving him estrogen or he's gaining weight

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