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It's probably a dumb question, but what's the story with Cogsdev? I've seen some things like "cogsdev thread when" in a couple of threads recently. Is it like a Wallflower situation or something else?
 
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It's probably a dumb question, but what's the story with Cogsdev? I've seen some things like "cogsdev thread when" in a couple of threads recently. Is it like a Wallflower situation or something else?
Cogs was the premier admin of pvcc back in the day. (Still is, I suppose, but pvcc doesn't matter anymore because it's basically a dozen people left.) Also a shut in basement dweller who is actually proud of living on the dole and contributing nothing to society.
 
Whats going to happen to Chris when Pokemon - Go comes out? Is he gonna get sick of it quickly because it requires so much outdoor walking.
 
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Whats going to happen to Chris when Pokemon - Go comes out? Is he gonna get sick of it quickly because it requires so much outdoor walking.
chris will spend a shit ton of bucks getting lures to attract pokemon to his place
and take it with him everywhere he goes, desperately hoping a sexy lady wit da pussay asks him about it
then when a dang dirty brutish male talks to him instead he'll run home and make a post about how he was threatened
hell, he might even use it when he drives.. fun
 
I find it sad and pathetic that weens still think it's funny to spam Chris's inbox with JULAAAAAAAAAAAY.

I love how very early on (like in 2010) there was so much discouragement of usingg that term that it didnt work at all.
 
Was Sonichu one of the factors than ruined Chris?

I think most can agree that the largest factors that contributed to Chris' decline and inability to grow up and cope with reality were Borb's shitty parenting and autism.

From what we've observed, one of the most important things in Chris' life has been Sonichu. Ever since the character's conception Chris has been vigorously obsessing over Sonichu, with fantasies of transforming it in to a billion-dollar franchise. Since then he's basically been ignoring most opportunities presented to him, thinking he can turn Sonichu in to his job and such. So just a random little thought.
Interesting question. I'm going to say no, for the simple reason that Chris hasn't been ignoring opportunities in favour of Sonichu. That would imply that he's working on Sonichu to the exclusion of all else, whereas in fact he is not working on Sonichu at all. His fantasies about turning Sonichu into a multi-million dollar franchise involve other people doing all the hard work while he sits around on a throne dictating vague ideas. When he's had the opportunity to make money off Sonichu, he's inevitably abandoned it as soon as it became hard work.

As to why he obsesses over it, it's his happy place. A fictional world where everyone loves him except for his easily-defeated enemies, he can do whatever he wants and he's a success. If he hadn't come up with Sonichu, he'd probably just be fantasising about hanging out with Sonic.
 
I know the word "react" has been tainted on the Internet, but there are so many times Chris has processed new information and just had the weirdest reaction to it. Any standouts you're particularly fond of?

My favorite has to be the Bluespike thing. The level of humiliation Chris was subjected to was pretty fucked up, and then the finale revealing that Julie never existed and he'd just gone through absurd amounts of time and stress for nothing, and how does he react? A few stress sighs and a monotone Scooby-Doo style "It was you the whole time..." Seriously how the fuck was he not screaming through the phone at that point?
 
My favorite has to be the Bluespike thing. The level of humiliation Chris was subjected to was pretty fucked up, and then the finale revealing that Julie never existed and he'd just gone through absurd amounts of time and stress for nothing, and how does he react? A few stress sighs and a monotone Scooby-Doo style "It was you the whole time..." Seriously how the fuck was he not screaming through the phone at that point?

Because he has serious autism.

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Seriously can't emphasise the autism enough. He doesn't process like we do you can see it sometimes the pauses and you can almost hear the gears grinding while tries to think what a normal person should be saying/feeling unfortunately what he thinks is a normal person is a tomgirl with a heart vagina and big swinging d cups
 
It has to be when he received a phone call by a purported Clyde Cash who threatened to kill him. Chris shat his bed, put a dummy in his place, then hid under a pile of toys.

I really want to see that in a thriller.

Just like the time he shat the bed at night and built a layer of toys and sheets underneath it so he could go back to sleep ontop of the shit
 
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