🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Fausto]

Is this an April 1st joke or is he trying to do some kinda Diddler Dax thing with a big titty hot babe reading the news or the weather?
Problem is that it is May and she has negative charisma and is built like a plank.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Is this an April 1st joke or is he trying to do some kinda Diddler Dax thing with a big titty hot babe reading the news or the weather?
Problem is that it is May and she has negative charisma and is built like a plank.

Ralph is unironically too stupid to pull off a funny April fools. His idea of an April fools would be saying some super nasty shit to a friend then walking it back saying “hahah them kiwi fags got all riled up when I called Dick Masterson a Diddler!”

Realistically Ralph is just desperate for Cash and views and the only time people do either is when Mays at the wheel. And all people do is yell abuse at her.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Is this an April 1st joke or is he trying to do some kinda Diddler Dax thing with a big titty hot babe reading the news or the weather?
Problem is that it is May and she has negative charisma and is built like a plank.

And a face that looks like it was beaten severely with a plank.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Ralph is unironically too stupid to pull off a funny April fools. His idea of an April fools would be saying some super nasty shit to a friend then walking it back saying “hahah them kiwi fags got all riled up when I called Dick Masterson a Diddler!”

Realistically Ralph is just desperate for Cash and views and the only time people do either is when Mays at the wheel. And all people do is yell abuse at her.

Nah, Ralph is totally going to tell us later today that every thing that has happened to him since the corn joke has been a work, and that the Vickers, Jim, Gator, Harry Morris, Kino Casino, Pippa Pipkin, Cog, and three random underage Portuguese prostitutes were all in on it from the start. Kiwifags btfo, happy April Fool's Day! Get worked, Johm Potter! BISH!
(Flamenco was never involved in the op and is still a gay pedophile)

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph is a master at spinning everything in his life into a win, truly. He could be homeless begging on the streets and he'd brag about making 50 more cents than the guy under the other bridge.

Dude! I live in the safest street of South Africa, and it's so clean. I am safer in this street than any of those motherfuckers are in their castles.

 

[Anonanon]

Is this an April 1st joke or is he trying to do some kinda Diddler Dax thing with a big titty hot babe reading the news or the weather?
Problem is that it is May and she has negative charisma and is built like a plank.

I can't shame Ralph for trying to make the killstream more than him nodding out into a benzo coma blasting ye jesus music. My critique of this new segment While Dave Grohl may have gone up a cup size since carrying a piglet to term, they're still small and un captivating.

2: Dave's sex change operation completely failed in the face, completely hideous as a 'woman', does Ralph avoid makin eye contact when Dave mounts him?

3: Dave likes to drone on and has a very nervous smile for an acclaimed musician, he makes alot of people uncomfortable and has me tuning out even during funny pillstreams

Frankly that whore you call a wife will never be gator, the wHorse has absolutely no internet talent or skills whatsoever.

My suggestion:Get one of the Mexican prostitutes you bragged about and have her strip and read the news in broken english or something. Good opportunity for unique actual content.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

A busted tranny pedophile reading the news is going to be a hit!

t. Ethan Ralph's Wet Brain

 

[Bland Crumbs]

The new segment of the Killstream, HORSE NEWS NETWORK
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It's supposed to be bonus content to their Locals, so better subscribe paypigs where you can watch Pantsu lazily reading news articles doing hardcore journalism.

Dead Horse Beating Hour. The clips should be amusing.

Suffer horse.

 

[Jew-ish]

lol. @Truly Rural, i took the same screenshot, and for the same reason.

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Josh streams once a week, and it makes sense. It gives him time to prep, event happen in the meantime, and he can live his life.

Ralph streams 46 hours a day, 7 days a week (pure speculation, I don't actually know or care). Nothing happens and he has nothing interesting to say because he isn't clever or interested in anything but not looking like a big gay baby, which in turn makes him the biggest gay (gayest?) Baby.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The new segment of the Killstream, HORSE NEWS NETWORK
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It's supposed to be bonus content to their Locals, so better subscribe paypigs where you can watch Pantsu lazily reading news articles doing hardcore journalism.

So you pay money to listen to someone who just sounds awful with zero charisma and a nails on chalk board tone to read news. Something that Ralph’s show used to do? I mean I don’t blame him. His idiot audience kept throwing money at him to play music while he literally slept on air. What does the Killstream even consist of as a show now that it’s outsourcing Killstream Kreator Kontent to someone in the third world?

Good news @ZatLit you can pay for more Amanda Morris content and even chat with her

 

[Truly Rural]

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[DiggieSmalls]

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most of the people searching for ethan ralph do so because he's so fucked up.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Lord Miles who Ralph was tried negotiate with the Taliban for has been confirmed to be held by them

 

[Fausto]

That octopus looks like a blown out asshole, no wonder he enjoys it so much.

 

[FiveStarAce]

The new segment of the Killstream, HORSE NEWS NETWORK
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It's supposed to be bonus content to their Locals, so better subscribe paypigs where you can watch Pantsu lazily reading news articles doing hardcore journalism.

I just can't get over how much she(?) looks like Tonka Saw.

 

[Franz Joseph]

I just can't get over how much she(?) looks like Tonka Saw.

I swear she's the love child of Spoony and Razorfist.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph is shocked to discover that on Sunday Saturday afternoon many people are on the beach wow
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"Tech issues"



edit to correct the day, doesn't change the point.

 

[Anonanon]

Actually Ralph one of your piglets are jewish according to head janny Esoshaggy

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Actually Ralph one of your piglets are jewish according to head janny Esoshaggy
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Rozy is a kike lmao. I wonder if celebrities like Ye are forbidden from molesting Jewish babies or if Ralph handed her over to him for some ritualistic Hollywood abuse.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Lord Miles who Ralph was tried negotiate with the Taliban for has been confirmed to be held by them

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Inshallah "Lord" Miles will end up like a Pez dispenser. Attention whore kafir faggot.