Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

Who posted bail?

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Bigfoot's Butthole said:
The video became private while I was in the middle of archiving it but I was still able to snag it. Better luck next time, Ian Brandon Anderson.

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Why? It's already been archived on the cwcki multiple times since it's from 2017. Guess another person missed the memo on yesterday being April Fool's day.
 
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If Chris forgot his passwords and has to start new accounts the 50,000th "RealCWCSonichu" Youtube channel won't get picked up by the algorithm, especially not over thousands upon thousands of Chris Chan videos with thousands upon thousands of views. He could've posted a video the day he got out and it wouldn't be in the first 300 pages of results.

Maybe somewhere in the depths of Youtube lies a video with 2 views of a homeless man ranting into his cellphone at the library, posted by a profilepictureless channel with 0 subscribers named "Jesus Christian Chandler Official". Neither of the people who saw it knew who Chris was so it wasn't reported, and they only watched a few seconds before clicking away so Youtube will never recommend it to anyone else. There it will languish in obscurity like so many other videos, invisible to all that would care to watch, so that the second coming only ever gets 2 views.
 
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Geno samuel fucking bodied long time followers of this stupid shit with his april fools post.
That was just, oof.
The Good Ending if Chris wasn't such a piece of shit
 

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Ozziezero said:
Geno posted something quite... Unexpected. Enjoy;
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Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 74

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Geno unlisted the video, its not in any playlists or anything like that so hold onto that link. Downloaded the thing after it was uploaded just in case, lets hope it doesn't go down.
 
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Lone Star said:
Surprised he called Chris a "he" given the time he was harassed to tears by making a "transphobic" joke.
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Trans people don't want to be associated with Chris. God, Doobus must be desperate.... he's so fucking close to getting his gold brick... he deserves it, but.... he made Chris content.... poor bastard.
 
Irish Potato Farmer said:
I realize the April Fools joke is Chris being bailed out for nefarious reasons, but is Froggy Fresh really participating in a boxing event? I love that hobbit.
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Sadly, Froggy Fresh was dropped from the Creator Clash after he was judged not inclusive enough...We will never see him sock Chris Ray Gun, now. Details below:
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My Name is Mud said:
I'd say upload it on the Comprehensive History thread as a local archive, just to be safe.
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Someone posted it on the thread already so that's that.
Debbie Macomber said:
Maybe somewhere in the depths of Youtube lies a video with 2 views of a homeless man ranting into his cellphone at the library, posted by a profile pictureless channel with 0 subscribers named "Jesus Christian Chandler Official".
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This theory was discussed in the first few pages of the thread. Go search for it if you believe that to be the case.
I swear she's 18 said:
So now that Chris is released. What saga are we in now boys?
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Someone mentioned "The Second Coming":
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The Second Coming is upon us. Praise be to Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, our True and Honest™ messiah!
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Buttsmagoo222 said:
yo where he at tho? what he doin? is he ban from the internet? can they do that?
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I'm sure someone out there knows what he is doing.

There is only speculation right now on what's going on with him. Doubt we will see or hear anything for a bit.
 
smugrandomdouche said:
Geno samuel fucking bodied long time followers of this stupid shit with his april fools post.
That was just, oof.
The Good Ending if Chris wasn't such a piece of shit
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A sort of Good Ending. I wouldn't say Chris getting his duck flayed and shoved up into his taint to make a bent Stinkditch is a good ending lol.
It was still a good April Fools day vid though.
 
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i still fully believe that somewhere out there is a filmed wild sighting of him

maybe its a fan, maybe just some guy filming a weird autistic fella whos dressed funny... maybe out on the streets, either in the full, free glory of daytime, maybe on his way between checkpoints or in/on the way to his halfway home
wherever it may be, somewhere out there, someone spotted chris chan and we simply havent discovered it yet
 
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