Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

Who posted bail?

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BobJones997 said:
Gotta admit, epic April fools by Liquid? Chris. Almost had me for a second especially since he changed his profile pic to match Chris's, however I remembered at the last second that this is an old video when Chris mentioned the plane in the park, otherwise I probably would have fell for it.
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It's most likely an AI generated reproduction of Chris' voice.
 
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it would be funny if this were the first thing chris actually did. Go to the park to remember how dad used to bring him there, great memory to have after getting released from a charge of fucking your elderly mom, his wife.

I wonder if he was already thinking about it in 2017.
 
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TestTubePuppy said:
I think his autism makes him intolerable. When I see the videos where he plays with his figures and babbles incessantly with a shrieking voice, singing bits of theme songs and making "funny voices", it reminds me of the living hell that Bob and Barb had to put up with every waking hour for decade after decade. If I had to be around that 24/7, I'd will myself into being senile too. Autism isn't just a pain in the ass for the person with autism. It gets broadcast to everyone around them.
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On that note its a good thing there are no sonichu and barb action figures special ordered by some ween for chris or I can absolutely imagine him having a moment like this:

and god help any prosecutor that tries to use dolls to have chris demonstrate in court what he actually did with barb or he could end up with a similar scene taking place in court
 
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waffle said:
Poll needs a "signature bond with condition of residency at some kind of tard home" option.
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Based on what I looked up, felonies require a secured bond to be bailed out in Virginia. It's inconclusive whether the tugboat was interrupted at all during incarceration, he'd have a decent amount accumulated from the past 20 months.
 
Ozziezero said:
Geno posted something quite... Unexpected. Enjoy;
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This got me for a moment, I was like "wow, chris' speaking ability has markedly improved while in jail" until I realized that's because it's an AI voice lmfao
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Based on what I looked up, felonies require a secured bond to be bailed out in Virginia. It's inconclusive whether the tugboat was interrupted at all during incarceration, he'd have a decent amount accumulated from the past 20 months.
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Looks like it can be unsecured if the prosecutor agrees, alternatively, the secured cash bond could just be $1 that Chris posted out of his commissary account.
 
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waffle said:
Looks like it can be unsecured if the prosecutor agrees, alternatively, the secured cash bond could just be $1 that Chris posted out of his commissary account.
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Without any access to more detailed records we'll probably never know for sure. They might have agreed to an unsecured bond given these lower-level felonies are often pled down to misdemeanors at sentencing, or the possibility he'll get a deferred disposition.

Plus I doubt they consider Chris a flight risk.
 
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