Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

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Judging by the pure dread Chris is expressing in his mug shot it doesn't seem like he’s being sent some where he wants to go. It doesn’t seem like he’s being sent free as we all initially thought hearing he made bond. I’m guessing chris is in some mental hospital or strict halfway home.
I hope they sent him somewhere he gets electroshock by some Nurse Ratched hooking up soaked cotton swabs to each temple to a car battery and then just jolting what's left of his brain over and over again until he quits tarding and steam is coming out his ears.

Then he might become normal.
 
I hope they sent him somewhere he gets electroshock by some Nurse Ratched hooking up soaked cotton swabs to each temple to a car battery and then just jolting what's left of his brain over and over again until he quits tarding and steam is coming out his ears.

Then he might become normal.
I think in Chris' case, the best you can hope for is heavily-medicating him to keep him docile. I would not be surprised if he is is basically kept in a chemically-induced state of passivity so that he does not start having tard meltdowns over a lack of internet and autonomy and that female staffers do not have to worry about being groped or worse.
 
It's hard to tell from the low quality mug shot but Chris looks like he lost some weight in the last two years, that or they just draped him in the biggest hamburglar tarp they could find.
 
Their entire extended family despises them. Even Bob and Barb's other children refused to speak with them. Barbara enjoyed having a compliant retarded son she could easily manipulate into being her own personal Hodor, and Bob was just neglectful. His parents are exactly why Chris is so fucked up.

I see... ive only watched like 3 hours of lore not the whole 35 or whatever
 
Virginia is also one of the few states where you can get a handicapped license plate for being autistic.

I don't believe this bullshit for a second but I think it's pretty likely Chris actually is in some kind of treatment/tard facility.

Remember even though he was probably somewhere near average in his Classic Chris phase, his cognitive abilities have been in visible decline for years. He's probably functionally retarded at this point. He'll probably figure out how to get on the Internet at some point but maybe doesn't even remember his passwords for anything.

They can't really deny him any access to the outside world at all because this isn't back in the days we sent lunatics and idiots to Bedlam.

If he's out there and hasn't been (finally) successfully tard-wrangled, he will get out there and fuck up again.

Not really sure if I buy the “Chris forgot his passwords” thing.

(I mean yeah, there’s definitely been a cognitive decline, but…)

Chris has gotten so addicted to asspats and getting noticed that he’d make a new account and announce that he’s the true CWC.

The whole “Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu” has gotten so ingrained in his personality, that he’d slap it up on a profile even if he had been trying to keep a low profile.

If he had a way to get online, he’d tweet someone or leave a message somewhere. Even if it’s just a comment to one of the History of Chris-Chan videos, where he lets people know that he’s alive and well and slanderous lies will be disproven.

But… They can’t keep him offline forever. Eventually he will be released with a time served.
 
I don't think that anyone on the board is seriously arguing that Chris is the way he is because of autism. I'm sure it's part of the way he is, but compared to some on the spectrum Chris is pretty high functioning.

I think his autism makes him intolerable. When I see the videos where he plays with his figures and babbles incessantly with a shrieking voice, singing bits of theme songs and making "funny voices", it reminds me of the living hell that Bob and Barb had to put up with every waking hour for decade after decade. If I had to be around that 24/7, I'd will myself into being senile too. Autism isn't just a pain in the ass for the person with autism. It gets broadcast to everyone around them.
 
Wading through these comments makes me want to wait for the inevitable “Chris finally Tweets” thread. That being said:
We'd definitely know about it because Chris wouldn't hesitate to post how well he's doing and that we're in the middle of the merge, and he's not actually Jesus now, but the God
I think based on his last jail letter, Chris is abandoning the Jesus thing, and I predict an “ailing health” saga. Borb were always older and being taken care of, and since Chris is separate from Barb, he will emulate that which he’d seen all his life.
If something happened that Chris could twist around to make it not his fault and gain more sympathy points, he would have.
This adds to my “ailing health” tinfoil.
This ween showed up in Rogue, Internet Man’s recent community post:
Weens gonna ween, but it’s not unlikely for a rural city sheriff’s deputy to not give a fuck about HIPAA. Story is probably fake.
Right now, Sockass is the only one who seems to be "dedicated" to getting any attention from Chris
Don’t forget Praetor. Personally I hope we never hear of him again.
 
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Not really sure if I buy the “Chris forgot his passwords” thing.
Oh I think so. Remember the timeline. Chris had to up and leave his house, for what he assumed was going to be for a few days. Then a few days into that, he gets arrested, and has been sitting in custody ever since. He probably hasn't even touched a computer, or cell phone in nearly two years. Like he's said in the past, he uses the CWCki to remind himself of what happened to him in various events throughout his life, so he definitely does forget things he's not exposed to regularly. Remove something from Chris's life and he'll gradually forget about it unless there's some connection to it.

I wonder if he's even able to drive a car anymore.
Judging by the pure dread Chris is expressing in his mug shot it doesn't seem like he’s being sent some where he wants to go. It doesn’t seem like he’s being sent free as we all initially thought hearing he made bond. I’m guessing chris is in some mental hospital or strict halfway home.
I bet it was finally drilled into his skull that he was going somewhere that was going to have a regimented routine, and that he's going to both learn skills and work. Part of the tard defense is the state setting up said tard in a state system for gaining life skills if they don't posses them already and going from there. Chris most likely isn't just being shut in a hole somewhere, which means he's going to be treated like a tard the entire time. For all we know, he's pushing a mop right now.

Regardless, the next few months are really what is going to make or break Chris, and it's 100% up to his attitude. If he plays the spoiled, entitled manchild, throwing tantrums and being as difficult as possible, then that's going to affect him at his August hearing. You're right though, Chris seems like he's pretty broken right now, so he definitely didn't get good news.
 
Is it possible that Heilberg or the courts could have made Chris waive his rights as a condition of his release to protect the integrity of the case? Like for the same reason the case was sealed, they've determined that if Chris was given access to social media etc, he would likely incriminate himself so they had him sign a document giving whatever facility he's in the authority to monitor/limit his internet access/outside communication?
This is perhaps right on the money. it might not be whats happening but ive yet to see any speculation that is more realistic than this.
 
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The whole "you're perfect just the way you are" thing just irritates me. It's like a willful rejection of self-improvement. I see a lot of that mindset in Chris. Whenever someone would point out his flaws, he would say, "Well that's just how I am," or "Everyone does X sometimes," or "Nobody's perfect." These are all lessons learned from early childhood television shows like Sesame Street that have had a disastrous effect on the mentality of an entire generation. Chris once said that he believed a lot of his issues stemmed from low self-esteem, but it's exactly the opposite. He had way more self-esteem than was warranted.

This 100%. On the wider society, but in particular degenerates, Troons and Furries.

The message should have been more on the lines of “no one is perfect, but strive to be better.
Everyone has quirks, but some need to be kept private.
Don’t be ashamed to ask for help.”
 
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Front what I can find out about the place it looks like it might have internet access for its residents but only after they can trust them to use it to be productive.
So no reason to let chris use it.
I am assuming Heilberg told Chris to avoid trolls
Isn't heilburg too old and out of touch to even understand half of what Chris's life on the internet means? Explaining what an internet troll is to him would be like trying to explain to him what a sonichu is.
 
I can attest this is true, I have it and it’s a genuine pain in the fucking ass, I can live with it but it’s not a superpower that Chris or so many doctors hold it up to be, all the pseudo mental analysis’s here and people playing armchair phycologist are annoying enough but I just wish people looked at autism as just something you have to live with and pay so much attention s a focal point on someone’s personality,

You can have geniuses with the condition and have some absolute shitheads with it it ain’t co-dependent and synonymous with autism a particular personality, Chris’s individual problems come his incredibly unique personality and his horrendously shitty genes and upbringing which I think isn’t really considered enough.
You can catch autism by browsing this very site but josh took down the warning years ago because he got greedy
 
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