Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[King Kiwi]

I'm not sure if this has been reported or posted yet, but as condition of Chris' bond: No Internet.

Fgts....

Not you ZeroCool

FAGGOTS! Fucking faggots.

Edit: hahaha got me. Fuck, every time! Every year! Good one, bro.

 

[mikaylatoads]

That first Food Lion expedition is going to hit like crack.

 

[Muu]

What if he has been online and we just don’t know about it?

I suspect Chris is having to create all new accounts on Twitter and Facebook and YouTube and start new email addresses and we just don’t know what those addresses are yet.

Tis' true with clear mindfulness and our inner oc's the great Christine Weston chandler goddess might be using a new account and you KIWI FARTS don't know among which I-er, I mean Christine's new account.

 

[the_archon]

I just need our lord of Sonichu to return soon. Cryax is very poor filler and I’m starting to get scabs on my head and I’ve lost 4 inches in height since watching the little goblin

 

[Ozziezero]

Geno posted something quite... Unexpected. Enjoy;

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 74

A song you may like: https://youtu.be/CCiEUHs3wLE(2019-2023)My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christine Weston Chandler, as comprehen...

www.youtube.com

 

[pork chops]

Geno posted something quite... Unexpected. Enjoy;

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 74

A song you may like: https://youtu.be/CCiEUHs3wLE(2019-2023)My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christine Weston Chandler, as comprehen...

www.youtube.com

It feels like we're the ones in the funhouse mirror.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'm not sure if this has been reported or posted yet, but as condition of Chris' bond: No Internet.

That’d be hilarious if true. Because he’s going to break it eventually.

 

[SaltyFanta]

He did it. Motherfucker actually did it.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Geno posted something quite... Unexpected. Enjoy;

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 74

A song you may like: https://youtu.be/CCiEUHs3wLE(2019-2023)My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christine Weston Chandler, as comprehen...

www.youtube.com

Imagine "They met a woman, expressed some basic level of appreciation in life, stepped away from social media, and settled into a job working retail" being such an optimistic ending to your life story that it's able to serve as an april fools joke.

 

[AnOminous]

Don’t forget Praetor. Personally I hope we never hear of him again.

I hope Praetor gets ball cancer, has to castrate himself to get rid of it, troons out, then dies anyway.

 

[Black Spruce]

This shit was an S tier April fools joke.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

I'm not sure if this has been reported or posted yet, but as condition of Chris' bond: No Internet.

So the only way we'll get anything from the horses mouth is if some ween finds chris and films him?

 

[the_archon]

Geno posted something quite... Unexpected. Enjoy;

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 74

A song you may like: https://youtu.be/CCiEUHs3wLE(2019-2023)My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christine Weston Chandler, as comprehen...

www.youtube.com

the TRUE and HONEST ending

 

[Large Marge]

NEW UPLOAD!!!!!!

 

[King Kiwi]

I hope Praetor gets ball cancer, has to castrate himself to get rid of it, troons out, then dies anyway.

Hehehehe.

NEW UPLOAD!!!!!!

Get fucked.

 

[JimBer21]

NEW UPLOAD!!!!!!

His first move after being arrested for SA is to visit a kids park... (at least he was thinking about bob??)

I'm not sure if this has been reported or posted yet, but as condition of Chris' bond: No Internet.

Ok so Chris has incriminated himself again not even a day after being released, I feel like he has still learned absolutely nothing from this experience.

 

[Hack for crack]

His first move after being arrested for SA is to visit a kids park... (at least he was thinking about bob??)

Ok so Chris has incriminated himself again not even a day after being released, I feel like he has still learned absolutely nothing from this experience.

retard alert

 

[Die For Me!]

NEW UPLOAD!!!!!!

Isn't his account compromised? This is probably an old video uploaded by a Ween since it's April Fools.

 

[BobJones997]

NEW UPLOAD!!!!!!

Gotta admit, epic April fools by Liquid? Chris. Almost had me for a second especially since he changed his profile pic to match Chris's, however I remembered at the last second that this is an old video when Chris mentioned the plane in the park, otherwise I probably would have fell for it.

 

[Catloaf]

NEW UPLOAD!!!!!!

Fake and gay