Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Who even bailed the nigger out? Why isn’t he on social media yet? Something doesn’t feel right

The initial report said he was released on bond. Then it was updated to say he was released on court order. They literally threw him out to get rid of him.

 

[Webby fuckin leave dude]

Nah, gotta disagree. He's still a mentally ill criminal, it's just bail. Could be in a group home, hospital, or whatever. They'd still have that authority.

I believe it, it just makes me curios. If the Court said no social media it would be no surprise if Chris didn’t care. I can’t imagine he got smarter in lock up. Not only that but who would take him? His family hates him, he has no friends, the only thing i can see sensibly is an A-log or something but even then that’s still ridiculous.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I believe it, it just makes me curios. If the Court said no social media it would be no surprise if Chris didn’t care. I can’t imagine he got smarter in lock up. Not only that but who would take him? His family hates him, he has no friends, the only thing i can see sensibly is an A-log or something but even then that’s still ridiculous.

Despite the lack of "asylums" there are still plenty of places to put loonies. Hospitals, group homes, half-way houses, etc. Not enough, but for someone like Chris it's necessary.

 

[UncommonParlence]

The initial report said he was released on bond. Then it was updated to say he was released on court order. They literally threw him out to get rid of him.

They're not necessarily mutually exclusive. He could have posted bail then the court ordered him released. I wouldn't be surprised of his ass is in the state hospital cause where the fuck else would agree to take him?

 

[Webby fuckin leave dude]

Despite the lack of "asylums" there are still plenty of places to put loonies. Hospitals, group homes, half-way houses, etc. Not enough, but for someone like Chris it's necessary.

It’s necessary for people who know him. I don’t think any judge would go through his entire history and make an intelligent judgment. I feel like he’s gonna slip through the cracks due to the fact the current judges don’t understand the internet

 

[innocent jogger]

I can’t imagine he got smarter in lock up. Not only that but who would take him? His family hates him, he has no friends, the only thing i can see sensibly is an A-log or something but even then that’s still ridiculous.

Looks like Sockness is going to get those dirty crapped briefs off of him after all. *shudder*

 

[King Metalia]

Looks like Sockness is going to get those dirty crapped briefs off of him after all. *shudder*

The Predator becomes the prey

 

[Tetragrammaton]

my guess at this point is that chris is in a group home like others have said or he has lost access to all his accounts. im sure he will pop up again eventually. i suspect the first people to know of his location will be the ones who have sent him mail since if i am remembering right they let you take home all your mail you get while in jail so he will have their addresses.

 

[King Kiwi]

my guess at this point is that chris is in a group home like others have said or he has lost access to all his accounts. im sure he will pop up again eventually. i suspect the first people to know of his location will be the ones who have sent him mail since if i am remembering right they let you take home all your mail you get while in jail so he will have their addresses.

Capital suggestions.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Who even bailed the nigger out? Why isn’t he on social media yet? Something doesn’t feel right

In my opinion based off of absolutely nothing.
I think the original Email that went out and update about being out on bond was a mistake. He was never bonded. Which is why they corrected it.

I think Chris was in some kind of state loony bin these past few months which explains the silence. He was sent back to the jail from the loony bin which is why we got a random mugshot update, they processed him, then they released him on court order(this would explain the court ordered transportation) to some kind of nursing home or nut-house. This explains the further silence. He is not free, he is still technically incarcerated, just not by the state anymore.

We likely won't hear anything from or about him til 8/8/23 when his next hearing is.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The whole "you're perfect just the way you are" thing just irritates me. It's like a willful rejection of self-improvement. I see a lot of that mindset in Chris. Whenever someone would point out his flaws, he would say, "Well that's just how I am," or "Everyone does X sometimes," or "Nobody's perfect." These are all lessons learned from early childhood television shows like Sesame Street that have had a disastrous effect on the mentality of an entire generation. Chris once said that he believed a lot of his issues stemmed from low self-esteem, but it's exactly the opposite. He had way more self-esteem than was warranted.

Most therapists tell autists the same. There's not much that can be done. That's why Chris and most people with autism are on disability. Chris is the unique case where he gained celebrity based on his neurodivergence, most autists are rotting alone with mental comorbidities and terrible self-esteem.

 

[Super Guido]

Most therapists tell autists the same. There's not much that can be done. That's why Chris and most people with autism are on disability. Chris is the unique case where he gained celebrity based on his neurodivergence, most autists are rotting alone with mental comorbidities and terrible self-esteem.

They tell autists they're perfect the way they are, or that there's not much that can be done? I feel like there's a kind of asymptotic curve with social skills and autism; you can greatly improve your social skills as an autist, but you'll never ever be as good as a normie.

 

[BeatboxBill]

my guess at this point is that chris is in a group home like others have said or he has lost access to all his accounts. im sure he will pop up again eventually. i suspect the first people to know of his location will be the ones who have sent him mail since if i am remembering right they let you take home all your mail you get while in jail so he will have their addresses.

He probably was told by the court to stay out of trouble and his experience in jail probably spooked him and then his lawyer (Heilberg) may have told Chris to stay off the internet to avoid anymore incidents.

As for people in Virginia knowing about his activities, I am assuming Heilberg told Chris to avoid trolls, but know how stupid Chris is, he will probably bump into some weens posing as his "loyal fans" and will end up in a few photos or videos on social media...

Most of his real "fans" who even come close to "loyal" were all delusional re/tards that enabled him financially or feed in to his toxic behavior and delusions and even they have given up on Chris at this point or moved on with their lives. MKR (the Watchmen group) wants nothing to do with Chris since the audio leak, @Williamchu killed himself, Anna McLerran lost contact with Chris years ago (their friendship drifted apart), Kim Wilson (ex-troll behind the Emily persona) felt like Chris was a lost cause years ago after he refused to take any of her advice and gave up on him and Hirschberg/Alan Christopher stopped being his friend after Chris treated her badly...

As for people who actually cared or gave a shit about Chris (his offline friends and close family members), he has completely alienated them (Uncle Tom & Aunt Harriet were disgusted by Chris raping Barb and disowned him, Megan abandoned Chris after he sexually harassed her) so at this point, Chris does not really have anybody left that will even consider wasting any of their valuable time in "hanging out with him" and having a long conversation.

As for his observers who often document Chris's online antics, I don't think @Copitz or @Marvin really care or bother anymore.

Right now, Sockass is the only one who seems to be "dedicated" to getting any attention from Chris and even Sockass doesn't care about him, he just wants to butt rape him and have some weird "mommy and son" roleplay fantasy together (ref - Sickness calling Chris "mommy" and dressing up in toddler's clothes, asking Chris to "read him a bedtime story").

Even if somehow those weens get ahold of Chris and get content from him and he does somehow return to the internet, he will most likely get sent back to jail for another disgusting or crazy stunt or maybe even put himself in grave danger and end up in hospital because of his stupid fantasies (Godhood, dimensional merge, having a sex change etc).

He's probably in some group home and given a curfew or is inside some random shelter.

 

[Kanye's PR Goy]

Dude, where the hell is Chris?

 

[Little Pigboy]

He is not free, he is still technically incarcerated, just not by the state anymore.

He'll never be free, someone will always be there to yank a string or two, be it a state sponsered wrangler or whoever is willing to roleplay with him he's willing to pay like it's phone sex. I'm almost expecting Null to message him and go, "Are you going to be a good tard and learn to do what your fucking told now?", but that's just the sadist in me wanting Chris to publicly have to admit "I will be a good tard and do as I'm told."

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, you get a fucking iphone for being retarded in Virginia?

Virginia is also one of the few states where you can get a handicapped license plate for being autistic.

This ween showed up in Rogue, Internet Man’s recent community post:

I don't believe this bullshit for a second but I think it's pretty likely Chris actually is in some kind of treatment/tard facility.

He's probably in some group home and given a curfew or is inside some random shelter.

Remember even though he was probably somewhere near average in his Classic Chris phase, his cognitive abilities have been in visible decline for years. He's probably functionally retarded at this point. He'll probably figure out how to get on the Internet at some point but maybe doesn't even remember his passwords for anything.

They can't really deny him any access to the outside world at all because this isn't back in the days we sent lunatics and idiots to Bedlam.

If he's out there and hasn't been (finally) successfully tard-wrangled, he will get out there and fuck up again.

 

[mudwogg]

Still no eyewitness accounts?

 

[detractorzer0]

Wherever he is, they better be keeping a close eye on him.

 

[Aru-chu]

Is it possible that Heilberg or the courts could have made Chris waive his rights as a condition of his release to protect the integrity of the case? Like for the same reason the case was sealed, they've determined that if Chris was given access to social media etc, he would likely incriminate himself so they had him sign a document giving whatever facility he's in the authority to monitor/limit his internet access/outside communication?

 

[RaptorKing]

Dude, where the hell is Chris?

Judging by the pure dread Chris is expressing in his mug shot it doesn't seem like he’s being sent some where he wants to go. It doesn’t seem like he’s being sent free as we all initially thought hearing he made bond. I’m guessing chris is in some mental hospital or strict halfway home.