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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Franz Joseph said:
"I HAVE TWO WHITE KIDS! KIKES BTFO'D!" He says as he worships blacks, listens to black music and acts black. What's the point of having white kids if you are gonna indoctrinate them into wiggers.
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Even if they didn't turn into wiggers, Ralph and the Vickers are not the kind of white people we need in this country. We already have too many fat whites. Thanks to his shitty genetics, Xander will have to be extremely health conscious to avoid becoming a deathfat.

And not to beat a dead horse but Ralph's other kid has a Jewish mother so not white.
 
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GUNTERA said:
Actually Ralph one of your piglets are jewish according to head janny Esoshaggy
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Ivan Daniloff said:
So did May forget to pay the power bill again? Is it a month or two months since the last time they lost power?
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I asked the same question in Locals thread. I was pretty shocked when friend from Mexico confirmed to me that power company does cut service the very next day bill was due. As if that's not bad business practice in itself, if it turns out they do it on Sundays I'll be shocked again. Maybe it's just Mexican thing.

edit: oops I now realize today is Sunday, so they cut it on Saturday.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Even if they didn't turn into wiggers, Ralph and the Vickers are not the kind of white people we need in this country. We already have too many fat whites. Thanks to his shitty genetics, Xander will have to be extremely health conscious to avoid becoming a deathfat.

And not to beat a dead horse but Ralph's other kid has a Jewish mother so not white.
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I agree 100%, Xander has a chance to be salvaged due to not being around his deadbeat dad enough but he dose have half of his dads garbage genetics so its gonna be a uphill battle. Rozy on the other hand....I find it extremely amusing that Ralph is going the "saving the white race by having kids" route cause right now Rozy has the life trajectory of a overweight female wigger, which also checks all the boxes for being a mud shark.
 
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Franz Joseph said:
I agree 100%, Xander has a chance to be salvaged due to not being around his deadbeat dad enough but he dose have half of his dads garbage genetics so its gonna be a uphill battle. Rozy on the other hand....I find it extremely amusing that Ralph is going the "saving the white race by having kids" route cause right now Rozy has the life trajectory of a overweight female wigger, which also checks all the boxes for being a mud shark.
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Rozy is being raised in stereotypical 90s welfare mom squalor, with the major difference that her father is in the house (at least in gunted flesh). (Edit for sanity: Welfare moms also generally loved their kids, did their best by them, and had extended family in the picture. None is true of May.)

So much of what people like Ralph valorize about being white is class- and education-based, not just skin tone. He doesn’t understand that because he’s poor and without a high school degree, his kid has a very very dim shot at having a 60/70s-style middle class life, even though she is white.

The best thing Rozy has going for her on paper is that her parents are married which…is pretty darkly amusing and reminds us of why correlation is so often not causation.
 
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Truly Rural said:
T / A Continuation

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So, some guy accuses ralph of being a convicted sex offender and not paying child support. Random second twitter account accuses him of being a pedo and not being allowed to see his kids.

Of those accusations, the only one ralph contests is that he can't see his kids (and even lives with one of them!)

Ralph is a convicted sex offender, pedo, endorses child abuse, confirmed.
 
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Franz Joseph said:
"I HAVE TWO WHITE KIDS! KIKES BTFO'D!" He says as he worships blacks, listens to black music and acts black. What's the point of having white kids if you are gonna indoctrinate them into wiggers.
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Lol, Ralph could not "act Black" if his life depended on it. He's just a generic weak uneducated POS with no lodestar and no honor. All his choice. Plenty of people come from trash backgrounds, no money, no notable history - and still become people of integrity and achievement. Ralph willfully chooses not even to investigate what that would look like. Even the soft bigotry of low expectations doesn't help him, in reality or perception.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Lol, Ralph could not "act Black" if his life depended on it. He's just a generic weak uneducated POS with no lodestar and no honor. All his choice. Plenty of people come from trash backgrounds, no money, no notable history - and still become people of integrity and achievement. Ralph willfully chooses not even to investigate what that would look like. Even the soft bigotry of low expectations doesn't help him, in reality or perception.
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I like your wordsmithery, but Ralph is the definition of the white N word. He will never work a job because his wages would be garnished for his debts. He spends all his money on himself, zero on either of his children or their mothers. He lived off his dying mother and allowed her to lose her home. We could go on like this all day. He fancies himself at his core a west Memphis negro.
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
I like your wordsmithery, but Ralph is the definition of the white N word. He will never work a job because his wages would be garnished for his debts. He spends all his money on himself, zero on either of his children or their mothers. He lived off his dying mother and allowed her to lose her home. We could go on like this all day. He fancies himself at his core a west Memphis negro.
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(Thx). However he fancies himself, he is at base a basic underachieving, grifting waste of space. And that's before getting to his specific bad points.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Lol, Ralph could not "act Black" if his life depended on it.
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He's incredibly stupid, violent, a felon, loves weed, is impulsive, has multiple children out of wedlock, massively in debt with bad credit, loves black women and loves rap music. He also referred to himself as a "Memphis white nigger" in DM's with Gator on discord. Ralph is every single negative stereotype about blacks rolled into one person.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
He's incredibly stupid, violent, a felon, loves weed, is impulsive, has multiple children out of wedlock, massively in debt with bad credit, loves black women and loves rap music. He also referred to himself as a "Memphis white nigger" in DM's with Gator on discord. Ralph is every single negative stereotype about blacks rolled into one person.
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He's every bit the guy that thinks blacks are cool with him and that's why he's been the mark of multiple robberies.

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