Money FB 7/10 - Chris immediately needs 20 or 50 dollars via paypal

[Ti-99/4A]

can here do what i do if need some cash i go dig in trash can in town for recycables cans and bottles hey at 5 cents each they add up it lot bettler then he is doing

They don't do that in Virginia.

 

[Melancholia]

Just look at that scruff... You're a real Lady, Chris...

Also damn... that hairline... i know Chris's hairline has been talked about to death... but... DAMN... you need to cut it off and buy some wigs... Not that he'd buy wigs... that would just waste money he could be spending on vidya and lego...

 

[Cogs of The Machine]

Even after all these years his face on my monitor up close horrifies me.

 

[bradsternum]

"50 dollars American."
Chris is a spam bot.

 

[Giraff3]

He's extra desperate lately. I wonder what has him so distraught?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I wonder if he'd be pissed off if someone sent him 50 CWCville dollars with Sonichu on them.

 

[LD 3187]

He is not even trying anymore.

 

[Arkangel]

Look at that stubble. Maybe he needs the money for a shaving kit.

 

[jenffer a jay]

Wise words, Jenffer!

as i all said this must better the bagging and stealing i am helping the earth not my ego

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

@Null should offer Chris some Kiwi cash.

 

[AnOminous]

Pathetic even by Chris standards.

 

[Dain Bramage]

And a mirror of the video he posted:

He needs the money right NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

 

[Buck Mullet]

Lazy fuck can't even be bothered to get out of bed to beg strangers for Lego money.

 

[Morshu]

If he needs 20 OR 50, then he only needs 20. Pick one and stick with it.

He reasonably wants to make sure no one feels excluded donating to him. He'd much rather 50 but if someone can only give him 20, hey, he'll let them!

And a mirror of the video he posted:

He needs the money right NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

God damn he's begging for money like a homeless man begging for food.

Also, doesn't he mean "Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW,NOW!"?

 

[Dain Bramage]

Does anyone have any of those vouchers he said he'd send out? Return them to him and tell him to not spend it all in one place.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

And a mirror of the video he posted:

He needs the money right NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

That could've been the most emphatic stress sigh to date.

 

[The Master]

Guys, I'm started to get genuinely depressed at this point. All Chris does now is ask for money. It was pretty amusing at first, but now it's just gotten stale. Somebody must be giving him money, otherwise he'd stop whining for small periods of time before asking for more. Whoever you are, STOP.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

It sounds like he's hardcore constipated and desperately needs to buy laxatives.

 

[Quijibo69]

I should send him 50 Vietnamese dongs. That's a thing, look it up.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Pffffffft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha ...no.

I feel so touched that the first several responses to this thread are all variants of "no". Sometimes it's nice to be reminded that so many good kiwis have their heads in the right place.