Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Drew Pickles 69]

It's KingCobraJFS, he boiled eggs in mountain dew and mashed the shells with a fork because he's retarded. I'm suggesting that Andy recreate it, I would even consider paying $1 to see them eat that shit.

Yeah I didn't notice it was cobra cuisine. He's unironically the king of goyslop no one can compete.

 

[Fag Albert]

Cooking with Andy lolcow recipe challenge, Ashton eats it

I'd genuinely watch that. Have the dwarf whip up some all-time classics from Cobes and make the lesbian eat it.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Like 90% of KC viewers are bots, and I imagine maybe 10% tops are alogs hate watching for content.

Much like the sektur sector here on KF, where 90% of the posters are socks of the cows and their paypigs, and maybe 10% are good decent Yevon-adhering alogs staying on the outside of the zoo enclosure.

I guess I'm just one of those bots then. I just leave them on at my brain numbing job, and their reactions are just funny. I know their show lacks substance, and meaning but they really do sell it. I like MATI as well for the same reason. All of the topics are kind of pointless and silly, it's the host that sells it. The same goes for the few people still into Ralph, and the ones who were into Terry Davis as a Lolcow as opposed to a genius. It's not the actions or the content, but rather how these weird people with busted brains reacts to it. At the end of the day that's really all this site is about.

Edit:By sell it, I mean their reactions to the fans and super chats are genuinely entertaining even if they are fake and gay. I'm starting to see the same kind of participation on Scuffed Realtor, and it looks like you can make something as boring as looking at houses great as long as you make it about the people watching.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

I guess I'm just one of those bots then. I just leave them on at my brain numbing job, and their reactions are just funny.

I can only take
>Wheezing laughter
>"Let's go!"
>"Woah buddy!"
>Retard monkey screeching
>Donation interruptions
>Retelling/narration of content they're about to show.
For so many hours.... But you do you man. You can't deny the show has problems. Just one look at Asstons timestamps says a lot, every other timestamp is a donation. That destroys the flow of a show on any stream imo.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm pretty sure friday's stream is the first time KC stayed under 1000 viewers for the majority of the show.

 

[Local Fed]

I just leave them on at my brain numbing job, and their reactions are just funny. I know their show lacks substance, and meaning but they really do sell it.

Enjoy what you enjoy, I don't think anyone is going to try to stop you, but I just can't understand how anyone can still like the show and still find the average reaction to be funny. You can sum up pretty much everything like this:

>show starts
>Andy, clapping like a retarded seal: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>Ashton says something while swaying like a tugboat on rough seas
>Andy s-s-tutters o-out what Ashton just said but as a lower IQ version
>super chat is read
>someone says something either beginning or ending with "Buddy"
>Ashton shills the Gumroad
>Andy has a rush of tardrenaline and exclaims how *next topic* is sooooo crazy
>someone says something either beginning or ending with "Buddy"

Like dude, have you considered that whatever you do for work, it's not the job that's mind numbing, but rather that you've been killing your brain cells with the background noise of "METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR A BILLION DOLLARS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK ASHTONASHTONASHTON AHHHHHHHHH I HURT MYSELF TODAAAAAAYYYYYY THIS IS CRAZY WOOOOOOAAAAHHHH BUDDDDDYYYYYY RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT SHEEEEEEEEEEESH"?

Edit: @Butt_Pouncer beat me to it. I am f-f-f-felteeeeeed.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That destroys the flow of a show on any stream imo.

Imo if they just dedicated the last 5-10min of every hour to donos it would improve things greatly.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Imo if they just dedicated the last 5-10min of every hour to donos it would improve things greatly.

Yeah that turd will get very polished

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Imo if they just dedicated the last 5-10min of every hour to donos it would improve things greatly.

They need a constant flow of dono dopamine to even keep going.
Andy's seal clapping and PPP's "LET'S GOOOO" while rocking back and forth is a physical reaction to this dopamine injection.
Some real pathological shit that perhaps needs to be studied by a team of professionals.

 

[Cumroad]

They need a constant flow of dono dopamine to even keep going.

I have to disagree. They acknowledge their piggies because each individual pig feels satisfied and important when they hear their name and retarded ass super chat. This encourages them to dono more. It's the model of having a small number of regular donators instead of a large population of occasional donators There's one particular retard, I'm convinced it's either one whale or the fake donos, that always follows the naming pattern of proper noun-adjective-noun, followed by unfunny garbage. Like "Ethan Ralph's Dirty Mexican Shack for. $25: Great show tonight boys! Ralph is fat! Mexican Nick blows catboy cock felted!". The donation periods are comedic black holes. Ironic since each one of them believes their 200 character message is hilarious.

 

[thebigdream]

I guess I'm just one of those bots then. I just leave them on at my brain numbing job, and their reactions are just funny. I know their show lacks substance, and meaning but they really do sell it. I like MATI as well for the same reason. All of the topics are kind of pointless and silly, it's the host that sells it. The same goes for the few people still into Ralph, and the ones who were into Terry Davis as a Lolcow as opposed to a genius. It's not the actions or the content, but rather how these weird people with busted brains reacts to it. At the end of the day that's really all this site is about.

Edit:By sell it, I mean their reactions to the fans and super chats are genuinely entertaining even if they are fake and gay. I'm starting to see the same kind of participation on Scuffed Realtor, and it looks like you can make something as boring as looking at houses great as long as you make it about the people watching.

Your comparisons make no sense, Josh and Scuffed Realtor generally know what they're talking about and put effort into their show structure and commentary, while the Casino is surface-level at best and hilariously disorganised. I understand wanting to put a show on in the background, but don't pretend what you're watching is anything more than monkey howling and poorly-disguised findom.

As an example, consider the paypigging of the respective shows. While Josh and Scuffed Realtor engage with donators and use them for content, they alot them specific segments within their show, don't interrupt the show when a dono is received, maintain clear boundaries between themselves and paypigs, and don't blow smoke up their ass for having donated. Contrast that with the seal-clapping of Warski whenever a dono sound plays, and the constant whining of PPP about meeting the dono goal which constantly derail the experience. The Casino is dogshit compared to these two, and more on the level of the Killstream that they revile. While all three shows are essentially 'reaction streams', the Casino is a massive step down, with a difference in quality similar to children and adult television.

 

[A Sunset]

Enjoy what you enjoy, I don't think anyone is going to try to stop you, but I just can't understand how anyone can still like the show and still find the average reaction to be funny. You can sum up pretty much everything like this:

>show starts
>Andy, clapping like a retarded seal: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>Ashton says something while swaying like a tugboat on rough seas
>Andy s-s-tutters o-out what Ashton just said but as a lower IQ version
>super chat is read
>someone says something either beginning or ending with "Buddy"
>Ashton shills the Gumroad
>Andy has a rush of tardrenaline and exclaims how *next topic* is sooooo crazy
>someone says something either beginning or ending with "Buddy"

Like dude, have you considered that whatever you do for work, it's not the job that's mind numbing, but rather that you've been killing your brain cells with the background noise of "METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR A BILLION DOLLARS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK ASHTONASHTONASHTON AHHHHHHHHH I HURT MYSELF TODAAAAAAYYYYYY THIS IS CRAZY WOOOOOOAAAAHHHH BUDDDDDYYYYYY RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT SHEEEEEEEEEEESH"?

Edit: @Butt_Pouncer beat me to it. I am f-f-f-felteeeeeed.

Your righteous anger at the unbearable shittiness of the Kino Casino is both wholesome and inspiring. The Traitor and the Tard truly are infuriatingly grating and uniquely unbearable to listen to for more than 5 seconds.

They acknowledge their piggies because each individual pig feels satisfied and important when they hear their name and retarded ass super chat. This encourages them to dono more. It's the model of having a small number of regular donators instead of a large population of occasional donators

Agreed, they actually have a good model since their viewership is steadily declining. Make the Kino Casino the Parasocial Casino, and pat the ass of each autistic unfunny paypig so they stay loyal. Then they’re more likely to donate to the Cumroad as well. The content is no longer the point, it’s a warmup for the Paypig E-Friendship sessions.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I'd genuinely watch that. Have the dwarf whip up some all-time classics from Cobes and make the lesbian eat it.

But instead of Surfer's based schizo rants about the Jews putting nano bots in his Yogurt (Thanks Galen Weston) you have Tardski screaming Beejams.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Casino is dogshit compared to these two, and more on the level of the Killstream that they revile.

For all Ralphs faults the Killstream shits all over the buck broken, visual goyslop that is what remains of the Kino (for about 3 episodes) Casino.
I would unironically rather watch Ralph dozing in his chair in a Xanax induced coma at this point that watch Tardski's low iQ interventions, ooking and hooting, stammering ass, and PPP's abhorrent, sweaty Albino Hutt blubber quivering like a jello mold while he weedles and whines for donos like a greedy Jewish lesbian.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

I can only take
>Wheezing laughter
>"Let's go!"
>"Woah buddy!"
>Retard monkey screeching
>Donation interruptions
>Retelling/narration of content they're about to show.
For so many hours.... But you do you man. You can't deny the show has problems. Just one look at Asstons timestamps says a lot, every other timestamp is a donation. That destroys the flow of a show on any stream imo.

I don't understand why they don't branch out and cover more cow's, why just handicap yourselves to AF related autism?

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

We've failed to get him to release a video of him tying his shoes.

Confirmed by omission that he wears Velcro Retard Shoes.

Oh fawk buddy I forgot about that.

 

[felted]

I don't understand why they don't branch out and cover more cow's, why just handicap yourselves to AF related autism?

That would require putting in more effort than zero into the show, while also detracting time away from ass-kissing their tranny paypigs.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

That would require putting in more effort than zero into the show, while also detracting time away from ass-kissing their tranny paypigs.

Hell covering a cow like Cyrax would take zero effort to do he's extremely reactive and it would even give their audience a chance to interact with the local wildlife as Cyrax would immediately begin spergging out at the casino. They could probably even get him to come on stream for one of his patented freak outs.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

I guess I'm just one of those bots then. I just leave them on at my brain numbing job, and their reactions are just funny. I know their show lacks substance, and meaning but they really do sell it. I like MATI as well for the same reason. All of the topics are kind of pointless and silly, it's the host that sells it. The same goes for the few people still into Ralph, and the ones who were into Terry Davis as a Lolcow as opposed to a genius. It's not the actions or the content, but rather how these weird people with busted brains reacts to it. At the end of the day that's really all this site is about.

Edit:By sell it, I mean their reactions to the fans and super chats are genuinely entertaining even if they are fake and gay. I'm starting to see the same kind of participation on Scuffed Realtor, and it looks like you can make something as boring as looking at houses great as long as you make it about the people watching.

Just watch The Definitive Experience there buddy. It is what it is.

WOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHH
METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR FIFTY
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
BEEJAMS
THIS IS INSANEEEEEE ASHTON! WOAAAAAHHHHHH
BUDDDYYYYYYY....
YOU HATE TO SEE IT
BLING BLONG DINGA FOR TEN DOLLARS
RETARD ALERT
PIZZA DAAAAAAYYYYYYY THERE
EVERY DOLLAR MAKES RALPH SEETHE AND CRY THROUGH HIS PIG SLITS
CUM. ROAD.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I don't understand why they don't branch out and cover more cow's, why just handicap yourselves to AF related autism?

Kept missing the boat with all the TRS related drama. Johnny Monoxide. Antelope Hill being Jewish Slumlords, Amerikaner, and Greg Conte on the $10,000 crypto transfer to Tony Hovater.