DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Beverly Sutphin]

Also is Phil running everything on Credit again? He was whining how he is paying so much to different companies again and I have a feeling this idiot has racked up a bunch of credit and purchases he pays overtime and is paying the minimum, if that, again.

My best guess is that he found out about services like Affirm, Klarna, Afterpay, etc...for those that don't know, it's like layway was back in the 80's and 90's, but instead, you get the product FIRST and then make payments. He probably got the TV, started making payments, saw that it increased, and decided to buy stupid shit he doesn't need, therefore drowning himself DEEPER into the financial hole to support a life he cannot afford.

Affirm: https://www.affirm.com/
Klarna: https://www.klarna.com/us/
Afterpay: https://www.afterpay.com/en-US

Phil is all about minimum payments and letting future Phil deal with the consequences. However, knowing Phil and how he cannot handle money, he probably got a semi thinking about WHAT he can get and decided to go hog, until they started coming for their money, and he started bacon sweating. Such is life on the dark side of the internet.

Hi, Dave!

 

[Summoned Demon]

The Tasteful Truth

This is taking something that was considered (partly) negative/toxic in his past from old Phil, and using it in the modern day, just with a little twist on the wording, he's basically taken what was once the predecessor to his old 'The Week in Preview" style updates from this.

Clearly incapable of thinking about anything actually unique and original, just using the same naming convention for some shitty stream gimmick of him eating cold slop.

Also one thing that kinda weirds me out about the whole him "feasting" thing is that, Phil clearly doesn't market it as a mukbang, so does he expect his dents to gather around and feast "with" Phil alongside him, so it's supposed to feel like they're hanging out and having a meal?

How sad lol, it would at least be a little better if Phil decided to bring his take-out meal to a different location, like having it in his small patio or in the dining area, but noooooo, then dah trolls would micro analyse everything like the fridge and tv, he's gotta protect his family dood!

What are his options for consooming on credit right now?

There's technically nothing stopping him from applying for a credit card from obscure credit lenders or from micro banks, it's another question whether they'd accept him or not considering his score is probably still impacted and none of the major banks in Burgerland would wanna touch him, at least until another two years I think it is until his bankruptcy is officially no longer a consideration into taking out credit.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

so does he expect his dents to gather around and feast "with" Phil alongside him, so it's supposed to feel like they're hanging out and having a meal?

He has more than once described "Mukbang with the Mongoloid" as his dents and him "having a meal together" and I think even a "social experience".

So just as sad and pathetic as you thought for all parties involved.

 

[FamicomGorby]

My best guess is that he found out about services like Affirm, Klarna, Afterpay, etc...for those that don't know, it's like layway was back in the 80's and 90's, but instead, you get the product FIRST and then make payments. He probably got the TV, started making payments, saw that it increased, and decided to buy stupid shit he doesn't need, therefore drowning himself DEEPER into the financial hole to support a life he cannot afford.

Affirm: https://www.affirm.com/
Klarna: https://www.klarna.com/us/
Afterpay: https://www.afterpay.com/en-US

Phil is all about minimum payments and letting future Phil deal with the consequences. However, knowing Phil and how he cannot handle money, he probably got a semi thinking about WHAT he can get and decided to go hog, until they started coming for their money, and he started bacon sweating. Such is life on the dark side of the internet.

Hi, Dave!

Definitely this, these services don't care if your credit is shit since they have APR's higher than any credit card. But Dave doesn't see one giant number and just makes lots of little payments constantly, so it's all good in his mind.

I wonder if Dave ever got snared by one of those rent to own places like Rent-a-center, where they started having to put on their ads that if someone makes the minimum payments they'll end up paying two to three times what MSRP is and people still fuckin use em. He's basically the perfect customer for em since all he cares about is the payment being small.

 

[Salubrious]

I say this every year, but why on Earth is DSP doing an Oblivion stream instead of a "Live Reaction" Wrestlemania stream? It's like he hates money, or he is genuinely embarassed to be a wrestling fan somehow.

 

[hector85]

Dave has found Amazon's payment plan and has confirmed he is still paying for "Multiple things" from last year.

having personally used Amazon's payment plan its pretty strict. Amazon decides how many payments your purchase is split into so he can't just decide to pay stuff off over 12 months. the only major purchase i can think of that he made was that TV so maybe he decided to buy a dishwasher and a bunch of random crap? Also Amazon doesn't offer payment plans for everything. like the TV I bought in November didn't have any sort of payment plan but the adjustable dumb bells and bench were both available via a payment plan.

My best guess is that he found out about services like Affirm, Klarna, Afterpay, etc...

i hope hes retarded enough to use those services. 36-40% interest on purchases with up to a year to pay the loan off is something designed for retards like him

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"Apparently Craig is streaming decrying trans education. People have sent me so much heinous things the Sidescrollers have done! They have committed fraud publicly and people are just sending me this stuff. You should not throw stones when you live in a glass house but I will never talk about it I want to chill."

 

[Surly Muppet]

This thing we do now during slow evening streams where Phil makes a big deal of checking to make sure tips aren't 'frozen' are bugged in order to guilt his audience into pity tipping is equally obscene as the begging tweets. The only difference is that it is contained to his stream. And it seems like what is probably the same whale waits for either before they'll tip.

For anyone interested, he is again referencing the 'things' he knows about Craig and/or Adam. He outright said that some party there was actually involved in fraud and they shouldn't be throwing stones if they're in glass houses. He knows this because it's not conspiracy, they actually 'said things' on stream. I'd point to the line "The microtransactions are a business expense" from the bankruptcy call, but I guess that spoken phrase is also just conspiracy.

Phil also says he didn't seek out that info, it was sent to him, and he isn't going to 'clap back'. He is now ignoring that he openly threatened to talk about the 'dirt' he had been handed.
He concluded by encouraging people to seek out that information on their own if they're interested because it's out there and he wants nothing to do with it. This seems like poor advice, given they'll find mountains of information about him. Glad to see we're going bitch mode once again after we made some threats though.

 

[Dona Morte]

Whatever soft boy.
Either clap back or not. This school girl tee hee look what I know shit is bitch drama level shit.

Furthermore your fans just don't "send you stuff" out of nowhere unless they have been asked to do so before.

 

[hector85]

"Apparently Craig is streaming decrying trans education. People have sent me so much heinous things the Sidescrollers have done! They have committed fraud publicly and people are just sending me this stuff. You should not throw stones when you live in a glass house but I will never talk about it I want to chill."

yeah DSP has to call this shit out and pretend he's a brave ally because he knows he has a ton of those fuckers in his audience. he definitely knows since he reads KF.

 

[WutangLee]

I say this every year, but why on Earth is DSP doing an Oblivion stream instead of a "Live Reaction" Wrestlemania stream? It's like he hates money, or he is genuinely embarassed to be a wrestling fan somehow.

I'd take it he wants to watch Wrestlemania with his wife. I do find it odd myself. Oddly enough, besides a love for street fighter, his trolls also seem to all like wrestling as well.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Whatever soft boy.
Either clap back or not. This school girl tee hee look what I know shit is bitch drama level shit.


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Furthermore your fans just don't "send you stuff" out of nowhere unless they have been asked to do so before.

Remember, he's not a drama streamer. Just because he keeps talking about it, doesn't mean he's a drama streamer. So stop bringing it up. That's for Phil to do later.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Whatever soft boy.
Either clap back or not. This school girl tee hee look what I know shit is bitch drama level shit.


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Furthermore your fans just don't "send you stuff" out of nowhere unless they have been asked to do so before.

Based clipper thank you. I love how he's such a pussy just keeps saying stuff like "they are horrible guys but I'm not gonna talk about it. It's really fucked up what they did but I don't talk about dat stuff."

 

[Corpun]

Phil is all about minimum payments and letting future Phil deal with the consequences. However, knowing Phil and how he cannot handle money, he probably got a semi thinking about WHAT he can get and decided to go hog, until they started coming for their money, and he started bacon sweating. Such is life on the dark side of the internet.

As always DSP is his biggest detractor. This is the show that will only end one way and that is him stroking out on stream because he ignored the warnings and banned dents telling him to get medical help.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I say this every year, but why on Earth is DSP doing an Oblivion stream instead of a "Live Reaction" Wrestlemania stream? It's like he hates money, or he is genuinely embarassed to be a wrestling fan somehow.

He doesn't want to share what little part of him that's genuine with anyone.. least of all his actual fans. He clings to the notion of privacy but in reality we know he used to put his entire being into his yootoob videos and years of mockery aimed at every facet of it has really done a number on him.

Instead of trying to come to grips with it and move the fuck on he's making recent inconsequential changes to his khantent like The Tasteful Truth, based on suggestions by people who have mortally wounded his ego because eventhough he "hates" Adam and Craig he still respects them as youtoob entities more than he ever will his tiny gaggle of full wallet empty lifers.

I figure his need for control now manifests itself in all the things he won't do for his audience as well. Beyond laziness his constant need to try and misdirect is the only way he can render any form of payback even when it only comes back to bite him in the ass each and every time. In applying phil-style lahgic I think he believes that to disavow WWE programming makes him look more innocent when it comes to Champions.. as if watching the shows really has any bearing on his lot in life as a gambling addict.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I say this every year, but why on Earth is DSP doing an Oblivion stream instead of a "Live Reaction" Wrestlemania stream? It's like he hates money, or he is genuinely embarassed to be a wrestling fan somehow.

It would've been hilarious if snowkarl spoiled it for him again.

Oh wait, he doesn't watch wrestling anymore, you guys. Stop with the hurtful memes!

 

[Erwin Rotten]

yeah DSP has to call this shit out and pretend he's a brave ally because he knows he has a ton of those fuckers in his audience. he definitely knows since he reads KF.

It feels weird that side scrollers are supposedly talking against the woke and Phil is in favor of the woke when Phil keeps making "unforgivable" jokes that the side scrollers are triggered by. I can never tell who's virtue signaling for what anymore.

It also doesn't make any sense why Phil will try to appeal to the trans. It's not like they're going to support him when he's a disgusting white cis male.

I'd take it he wants to watch Wrestlemania with his wife. I do find it odd myself. Oddly enough, besides a love for street fighter, his trolls also seem to all like wrestling as well.

That or he's not allowed to do watch alongs with something like that since the hell's kitchen nonsense that made tv watching a dangerous thing to do on twitch. But you bring up a good point, these people all light fighting games and wrestling. Then there are the lolcow fanatics who are into metal gear solid.

Makes sense though. The MGS people like deep lore with elaborate twists and the wrestling people cheer on two sides doing a lot of theatrics.

It would be great if DSP tried to go to WWE shows and had a Patreon for tickets. Then he could talk about wrestling like he was there and he can hold signs with his channel on it. It's a win win that he refuses to do.

 

[Fapcop]

Well fucking hell Phils PC/Windows 10 rant was something exceptional.
Uses a story about Steam stopping support for Windows 8.1 to preload the "get me a PC" arc for later this year.

And then goes into a lengthy boomersegment being wrong about pretty much everything while softbegging.

He needs a TOP O DA LINE PC, alright? You see, even though your average 500$ shitbox with a modest GPU could deal with Phil’s needs, he needs a PC for thousands of dollars.

Because he’s an ahdult who needs an expensive business class PC!

So cough up!

41 year old is having a melt down over twitter blue and how humans use twitter and find "human value" in it sounding like he's on the verge of crying..

over FUCKING TWITTER...

EDIT and the truth comes out. He's upset he won't be "virally popular" anymore.

This whole rant where he nearly cried is because people won't notice him on twitter with out a blue check

Lmao! The man spends tens of thousand of dollars on jpegs, but is too much of a cheapskate to spend 5$ a month or whatever on a “business expense” that he can write off.

Very Phil!

And we got a classic “book smart, not streetsmart!”

 

[RougeRed]

It would've been hilarious if snowkarl spoiled it for him again.

Oh wait, he doesn't watch wrestling anymore, you guys. Stop with the hurtful memes!

Someone did and he pretended not to see it, then a few minutes later banned them for "spamming the chat".

 

[Balr0g]

My best guess is that he found out about services like Affirm, Klarna, Afterpay, etc...for those that don't know, it's like layway was back in the 80's and 90's, but instead, you get the product FIRST and then make payments. He probably got the TV, started making payments, saw that it increased, and decided to buy stupid shit he doesn't need, therefore drowning himself DEEPER into the financial hole to support a life he cannot afford.

Affirm: https://www.affirm.com/
Klarna: https://www.klarna.com/us/
Afterpay: https://www.afterpay.com/en-US

Phil is all about minimum payments and letting future Phil deal with the consequences. However, knowing Phil and how he cannot handle money, he probably got a semi thinking about WHAT he can get and decided to go hog, until they started coming for their money, and he started bacon sweating. Such is life on the dark side of the internet.

Hi, Dave!

Imagine going into bankruptcy AGAIN before being able to get a "normal" credit card again