Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Associate Rick]

I'm so damn sick of the Microsoft documentaries leaving out the crucial role that Shane Nokes played in the company's establishment and history. He was every bit as important as Gates, Allen, and Ballmer in making Microsoft work and succeed as a company. The inevitable Bill Gates biopic better not continue the Shnokes erasure, especially the part about how he wouldn't allow butterknives anywhere on the Microsoft campus because it triggered his PTSD. Without Shnokes, there truly wouldn't have been a Microsoft.

I know Shane still considers Bill a close personal friend but he needs to face reality, Bill took all the credit and had Shane removed Stalin style from historical photos, luckily some have been preserved and I can now confirm Shanes pivotal role in the development of Microsoft.

 

[Jesus' second coming]

God made all men equal, except for Shane, who is cursed to live as a reminder of how not to live.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

It makes me really wonder, how does someone like that become the way he is now?

The answer is much simpler than you're positing: it just stems from a lifetime of inequity. Dudes like this have been a loser from day one. He likely got bullied at school because of how socially awkward (and fat) he is. So now, he's online, where no one can actually see his bitch tits unless they find a pic of him. So he decides to use his "intellect" (lmao) to "destroy" anyone he thinks disagrees with him, as some sort of vengeance for how much he was picked on.

Dudes like him that never got past their high school bullying have to LARP as a cool minded, quick witted "mastermind" because without that, they have nothing. It's the eternal cope for being a bitch titted nerd at whatever school they went to. Shane's internet tough guy act is an eternal cope over the fact that he's completely socially retarded, was picked on for that fact, and he never learned to actually move past being that person.

Now, I have nothing to actually back up the idea that he was bullied in high school, he hasn't said anything to that affect (that I've seen). But he wears the trademark signs of it. He's into nerdy shit, and lashes out at literally any provocation. And that's the classic defense mechanism from years of bullying (at least for people that actually let bullying get to them or don't learn to just roll with it, anyway). I'm so sure of this that I'd bet money on it.

 

[Black Cat2]

The answer is much simpler than you're positing: it just stems from a lifetime of inequity. Dudes like this have been a loser from day one. He likely got bullied at school because of how socially awkward (and fat) he is. So now, he's online, where no one can actually see his bitch tits unless they find a pic of him. So he decides to use his "intellect" (lmao) to "destroy" anyone he thinks disagrees with him, as some sort of vengeance for how much he was picked on.

Dudes like him that never got past their high school bullying have to LARP as a cool minded, quick witted "mastermind" because without that, they have nothing. It's the eternal cope for being a bitch titted nerd at whatever school they went to. Shane's internet tough guy act is an eternal cope over the fact that he's completely socially retarded, was picked on for that fact, and he never learned to actually move past being that person.

Now, I have nothing to actually back up the idea that he was bullied in high school, he hasn't said anything to that affect (that I've seen). But he wears the trademark signs of it. He's into nerdy shit, and lashes out at literally any provocation. And that's the classic defense mechanism from years of bullying (at least for people that actually let bullying get to them or don't learn to just roll with it, anyway). I'm so sure of this that I'd bet money on it.

I wonder if he likes anime, lmao. The kind of person you're describing always ends up turning into an anime cringelord, but most people evolve out of that stage once they either go to university become a working adult. I guess since he never did either of those two, he just stayed the same all the way.

I bet theres pictures out there of him doing some dorky anime pose in a trenchcoat or something.

 

[Simon]

I’m willing to take the stand and agree that Shane is 6,205 lbs. still weighs less than the Hummer EV.

Still less than Fatrick Hamlinson

 

[A Sunset]

I wonder if he likes anime, lmao. The kind of person you're describing always ends up turning into an anime cringelord, but most people evolve out of that stage once they either go to university become a working adult.

I think he’s too old to have an “anime phase” like millennial nerds did. He’s an old-school boomer type.

Wait, wait, are you saying this guy didn't "run a multi-national retail empire"? I just don't want you looking stupid when Shane pulls out the receipts.

These idiots are talking about someone with ties to the Secret Service. They have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes with Shane’s connections.


CEO of a multi-national retail empire, and a “known quantity”. Game over, cybertrolls. Wait for the knock quietly.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Good morning Shane. Another Monday has come and you are still a freeloading piece of shit without gainful employment, any useful skills, or in fact, any reason to live. While you wallow in the squalor of government funded housing, playing vidya games, most likely wacking off to anime girls, and generally wasting the little time you have on this earth, we sour strawberries are laughing at how fat, gay, and retarded you are without consequence. 13 days have passed since we discovered you and our lives remain undestroyed, our systems remain unhacked, and our doors remain unknocked, while you remain a fat faggot with a microdick, giant bitch-tits, and a sub 90 I.Q.

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

I think he’s too old to have an “anime phase” like millennial nerds did. He’s an old-school boomer type.


These idiots are talking about someone with ties to the Secret Service. They have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes with Shane’s connections.

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CEO of a multi-national retail empire, and a “known quantity”. Game over, cybertrolls. Wait for the knock quietly.

I think it might be worthwhile to mention this; the FBI, NSA, and other alphabet-soups work with basically all Fortune 500 companies. It's not out of the ordinary, nor is it impressive. Working with the government to a certain capacity is very standard practice in large organizations. And it's not like they're sitting with you at your computer doing some CSI shit, it's more like they ask for an email, or shoot you an alert about a possibly bad actor, or audit you.
I can absolutely imagine the things that can happen with you've "worked" with law enforcement. Spoiler: it's basically sending data to the big dogs who actually do the investigation and maybe providing a statement on your findings.

Effectively, Shame is bragging about CTRL+C & CTRL+V.

 

[Johnny Salami]

O&A still up. If it's not permanently down within 2 days then Shane is a fraud and probably gets of cuck shit (his dicks too small to get pass 2 gunts)

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I think he’s too old to have an “anime phase” like millennial nerds did. He’s an old-school boomer type.


These idiots are talking about someone with ties to the Secret Service. They have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes with Shane’s connections.

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CEO of a multi-national retail empire, and a “known quantity”. Game over, cybertrolls. Wait for the knock quietly.

Well he's right that he carries far more weight.

 

[Dieter Laser]

I think he’s too old to have an “anime phase” like millennial nerds did. He’s an old-school boomer type.

He’s literally a elder millennial by definition, he grew up during the peak of the first wave of anime consumption.

 

[An automatic clown]

Suck in that gunt Shame !
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[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Suck in that gunt Shame !
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Wow! They put Shame on The Rack!

Too bad it only got him to 5' 11".... or I guess in Shane's world he's 6' 2" now.
But still, this is genius. In a single act of stretching his height, he has now decreased his BMI.
Way to get healthy, bro!
I'm loving the new "fit shane" look!

The breast reduction surgery seems to have been a success as well. Did you donate fat at the homeless shelter? What a kind and selfless gesture for such an "honest & kind, but not always nice" gravy seal like yourself!

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Suck in that gunt Shame !
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People have been calling him a fat loser for weeks and this idiot posts a shirtless pic of himself. Since the only people who look at his page are trolls, was this meant to be intimidating? He really is delusional if he thinks he's in any sort of not shit shape. Better log off sour strawberries. The cyber police have their top cop on the case and he's a loose cannon. He's part of the cyber police's SWAT (syrupy waffles and treats) team.

Edit: Shaner isn't a fat internet tough guy but other people are. I came across this gem after I made the cyberpolice SWAT team joke. Complete lack of self awareness.

 

[A Sunset]

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Wow! They put Shame on The Rack!

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Too bad it only got him to 5' 11".... or I guess in Shane's world he's 6' 2" now.
But still, this is genius. In a single act of stretching his height, he has now decreased his BMI.
Way to get healthy, bro!
I'm loving the new "fit shane" look!

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The breast reduction surgery seems to have been a success as well. Did you donate fat at the homeless shelter? What a kind and selfless gesture for such an "honest & kind, but not always nice" gravy seal like yourself!

I cannot believe this fucking fatass cow posted this photo. At this rate I am going to get addicted to the thread.

Shame showed his disgusting teeth after I commented on his closed mouth smile, because he had to correcT the record and prove he wasn’t hiding his teeth.

Now Shame has posted this photo to try and explain away why he’s provably 5’9” in photos - muh spine compression magically removed 2” from my height, guyz - and by showing his disgusting gut and bitch tits prove he’s not obese.


First of all, no one on Planet Earth asked to see this.

Second, notice how he’s strangely lifting his elbows and shoulders up. This is to lift his fat deposits so the lard rolls lengthen, make his upper body look bigger, pull up his belly, and hide his bitch tits.

Third, he’s massive sucking in his gut. You can see the stress in his face - his fat jowls are pressed against his collarbone, eyebrows furrowed in effort. Yet with all this shit, his fat gut still pops.

Fourth, looks at how the fat is pushing over the seam of his jeans. If Shane stood normally, he would immediately have a large and painful muffin top. Those pants are too small for him - he likley wore them just for this photo. That’s a LOL.

Shame, if you want to prove you’re not fat, take a photo with you facing straight at the camera. Shoulders relaxed, hands at sides, no flexing. This is the equivalent of a super fat girl doing the above the head duckface selfie to look skinnier. Nice try, tubby.


Also, I bet Shame never smiles with an open mouth again. He’s too embarassed of his nightmare hobo teeth.

EDIT: My other favorite thing is that ever since it was theorized he never does any household chores, all he posts about is going to the store and doing errands. LMFAO. His girlfriend should be thanking us for bullying the fat lazy hog into being a decent boyfriend.

Shame why do online detractors have to convince you to be a decent person. At least you’re not harassing Christians grieving over the deaths of children, now that you’re going outside to prove the haters wrong.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Hey Shame,

Can you clear something up for me?

I'm trying to figure out why you want to see Tim Pool priming the engine and pulling the starter cord with his dick.
Surely, you don't believe he would be injured by this, do you?
How do you think a chainsaw starts-up? If you were to do it normally, by hand, would your hand be anywhere near the blade?
Have you ever used a tool in your life?

I'm really trying, Shame.
You must understand, it is hard to be threatened by the actual content of your words when I am too busy laughing at them.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Wow! They put Shame on The Rack!

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Too bad it only got him to 5' 11".... or I guess in Shane's world he's 6' 2" now.
But still, this is genius. In a single act of stretching his height, he has now decreased his BMI.
Way to get healthy, bro!
I'm loving the new "fit shane" look!

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The breast reduction surgery seems to have been a success as well. Did you donate fat at the homeless shelter? What a kind and selfless gesture for such an "honest & kind, but not always nice" gravy seal like yourself!

Why do cows always take photos near things that you can extrapolate the height from? He's still 5'9"
Only way to add height is going through and getting your legs broken and stretched. Going to a chiropractor isn't going to magically add two inches. This retard probably also believes pumps do the same for his micropenis.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Shane, my brother in Christ, listen carefully. I am a short fat guy with a small dick. And you know what? My tree of fucks is barren, and I have none to give. Some people make fun of me, and I don’t care. Most people like me because I’m a nice guy who doesn’t become a raging asshole the minute someone challenges me. You should nut up, admit and embrace your flaws and move on.

Actually, fuck that. Keep doing you, you magnificent retard. It makes for great entertainment!

Edit: Bring on the TMI reactions. I regret nothing.
Also: Hi Shane, you fat moron.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Suck in that gunt Shame !
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For reference, those doors are called six panel doors.

They're 203cm tall by 76cm wide. He barely reaches the last panel. That's not including the gap under the bathroom door. That's at least 2.54cm (1 in)

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Suck in that gunt Shame !
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Love how he tucked his gunt into his jeans. Totally not a lardass guys.