Money FB 7/10 - Chris immediately needs 20 or 50 dollars via paypal

[The American Hedgehog]

I wonder why Chris is dragging his feet on setting up the Zazzle shop, if he needs money. All he'd have to do is take some Sonichu drawings and upload them. There's no startup costs. Zazzle takes care of manufacturing and shipping.

Between the first and last begging videos, he spent over three hours waiting for donations. He could have had the shop set up in that time, but instead he chose to troll himself on camera.

Last year, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles through Virginia just to buy parts for Amiibos to sell on Etsy. Now, he can't even be bothered to move the mouse on his computer a few times.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

Kinda late to the party, but Chris' face has never looked more masculine - the jawline and the stubble are 100% JERK male.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

And anyone who lends money to Chris with the idea that it will be paid back is more retarded than Chris. It will be as if that money got sucked into a black hole and spat into an alternate dimension; never to return.

I pity the credit companies.

Now, the reason the Sonichu pages came after the "donation" was simply Chris was happy. When he's happy, he's productive, like whenever he gets a sweetheart for instance. Like the Ivy saga. He was manic-happy and it showed in his antics.

That was the genuine Chris. The true and honest Chris who was naïve enough to take all things at face value and doing crazy stuff. Nowadays the weens turned him into a boring whining beggar who even does a poor job at begging.

We know he paid his court costs which was $541, which was on the 1st of July. While that's before his tugboat should have come in, maybe Barb's comes in on the 1st so they used that. Either way, that leaves a little under 2 grand for them to piss through in UNDER SEVEN DAYS.

To clarify this, this has mentioned in another thread.

1. The tugboat did arrive on the 1st of July. Normally it would be the 3rd of each month. However that day will be on a sunday. In this case, according to SSA, the check will be paid on the last workingday prior to the 3rd which would be friday (1st of July).

2. I've made a calculation of Chris' spendings for this month (incl. the courtfees). In the end he would have about $51 left for pocketmoney. This might explain why he's so desperate.

3. As for Barb I suspect she's the one who pays (all) the bills. The only requirement for Chris is to give Barb a small housing fee each month(I guess it's $250).

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Normally when people are unemployed and desperate for money they do this thing called 'get a job'.

 

[AG 856]

Kinda late to the party, but Chris' face has never looked more masculine - the jawline and the stubble are 100% JERK male.

I've never noticed it until now but his face is literally pear-shaped

 

[A Flying Nun]

I just notice he's laying on a Goofy pillow.

The more you know!

Caught in the act cheating on Naru. Forshame.

 

[mrmilkman]

I'm surprised Barb hasn't made him get a job.

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

Videos:
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP, PLEASE!!!-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic relief for money right now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4

Is Chris on oxys or something?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Caught in the act cheating on Naru. Forshame.

 

[Lunachu]

Dear god, that fucking face! ewww!
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That's the view that poor hooker had.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Either Chris doesn't need the money that bad or some real fucked up shit is going down.

Chris paid off his court costs early and now he doesn't have money to piss & burn on more Lego/Pokemon shit. That's all.

He's all too happy to say "we need money for my mom's meds", "we need food money", and "some unexpected bills came up and we're short this month"...but this time the excuses are completely absent.

Chris gets lazier and lazier. He actually believes that we all should give him money whenever he demands. He believes himself to be actual royalty and getting money on demand is one of the things he thinks royalty like him are entitled to. He demands money, and we obey and give him money. For Chris, that is the way things are supposed to be.

Soon, his videos will be of two seconds or less, just of him saying "Money, now!".

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Maybe the reason he's filming just his face while lying in bed now is that he finally realized filming his whole room filled with thousands of dollars worth of toys kind of works against him when trying to convince people he needs money.

 

[Baobinga]

I'm surprised Barb hasn't made him get a job.

How could she? Chris is quite challenged when it comes to accepting normal social standards, all the effort in the world couldnt MAKE him get a job, he would have to come up with a fantasy in which its something he desires. When Barb dies, Chris will be presented with three options: Be homeless, live in a halfway house for people with mental challenges, or get a job and support himself; I personally believe the second is the most likely scenario.

 

[Nick Coleman]

I don't see how Chris is poor?
Didn't he get a few shekels from back when someone was impersonating him on Etsy and making uber buckers on Sonichu shit?

 

[A Flying Nun]

I don't see how Chris is poor?
Didn't he get a few shekels from back when someone was impersonating him on Etsy and making uber buckers on Sonichu shit?

Obviously much of that money was spent on licensing fees and legal negotiators while working out deals with Sega for the Sonichu video game franchise.

 

[bradsternum]

Maybe the reason he's filming just his face while lying in bed now is that he finally realized filming his whole room filled with thousands of dollars worth of toys kind of works against him when trying to convince people he needs money.

Or, maybe he's just fucking lazy and wants to lay around all day while people send him money.

 

[Fallensaint]

I gave Chris my money in solidarity. I encourage you all to do the same.

 

[GV 998]

Ok, what toy or video game just came out that he needs to have?

I mean, I'm sure we'll find out. Eventually, Chris will cave, buy whatever it is with an already debt-ridden credit card over eBay (probably for more than it's actually worth) and we will get a report

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Maybe the reason he's filming just his face while lying in bed now is that he finally realized filming his whole room filled with thousands of dollars worth of toys kind of works against him when trying to convince people he needs money.

I think he crashed into slumber due to "stress"

 

[Zarkov]