Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Given that most interior doors are 80" tall, and that 6 panel is standard builders grade mediocrity, it's pretty easy to estimate his height from the door. Note that all measurements disregard hair height.

In the shirtless picture, he's just below the bottom of the top panel, or about 12" from the top of the door. Note that he is pretty hunched over, so this measurement is probably a bit of a lowball.
When fully dressed, and assumedly wearing shoes, he comes in at about an inch below the top of the panel, or about 8 inches from the top of the door.

Splitting the difference between the two, and taking off an inch for shoe height, he's 11" off the top of the door, or 69" tall. This is also known as 5'9".
 
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noshootpupper said:
Given that most interior doors are 80" tall, and that 6 panel is standard builders grade mediocrity, it's pretty easy to estimate his height from the door. Note that all measurements disregard hair height.

In the shirtless picture, he's just below the bottom of the top panel, or about 12" from the top of the door. Note that he is pretty hunched over, so this measurement is probably a bit of a lowball.
When fully dressed, and assumedly wearing shoes, he comes in at about an inch below the top of the panel, or about 8 inches from the top of the door.

Splitting the difference between the two, and taking off an inch for shoe height, he's 11" off the top of the door, or 69" tall. This is also known as 5'9".
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You're forgetting that Shane is wearing his special photo shoes.
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Associate Rick said:
You're forgetting that Shane is wearing his special photo shoes.
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Assuming he wears the quintessential fat guy shoe, the Nike Air Monarch IV, that should add around 1.5" in heel height. (Some say 1.75", but I bet the gut squishes things down a bit.) Given the 4" height difference between the two photos, wearing sneakers and not striking a pose similar to that of the Chris Chan shirtless picture could be all the difference.

With this information, I must revise my initial estimate. He's probably shorter than 5'9". Maybe 5'8 1/2".
 
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Shane is owning someone with all of this

Patrick

Shane's a real star honestly. Comes out of nowhere and in a few short weeks proves to be a funnier, somehow better adjusted and more functional person than Patrick. So far he's thinner, taller, sucks less at writing, isn't a drunk, has provably had at least one job that offered some service to some people. And to top it all off his basement isn't Cannibal Holocaust.
 
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Associate Rick said:
You're forgetting that Shane is wearing his special photo shoes.
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While I thought these size of lifts were at first a somewhat exaggerated joke, it’s actually looking like it might be real.

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In this first photo, you can see his head is just above the bottom of the highest panel. No shoes here.

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Here, however, he’s now equal to the top of the highest panel. That is a massive jump in height. I’d guess at least 3 inches. So this nigga is wearing some big-ass lifts just to reach 5’9”.

Shame would definitely wear lifts to his old photo shoots, where he was proven to be 5’9” as well. So it looks like, with no lifts, Shame Copes is 5’6” or shorter.

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Forgotten Snack Cake said:
This man is the epitome of “I used to work there in ‘97 so I’m positive absolutely nothing has changed since then. You’re wrong.”
The Twitter kid is right. Current era Walmart tells their staff it’s called “Zoning.” I cannot imagine having such a fragile ego that I’d not only argue with a young teen online about retail terms, but also try to one up said teen trying to make myself sound important to the fucking retail industry.
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They called it that when I worked at Target some years ago too. What a pathetic thing to waste even a minute of your life arguing with a stranger online about, but that fragile ego will NOT let him admit he's wrong.

Or that he's a fat 5'6" faggot, who I would not have sex with.
 
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Harambe said:
Shane is owning someone with all of this

Patrick

Shane's a real star honestly. Comes out of nowhere and in a few short weeks proves to be a funnier, somehow better adjusted and more functional person than Patrick. So far he's thinner, taller, sucks less at writing, isn't a drunk, has provably had at least one job that offered some service to some people. And to top it all off his basement isn't Cannibal Holocaust.
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Shaneposting >>>> Patposting by far.

Fatrick is fat but you can predict exactly what he will post next, stalker child.

Shane always has some new completely u expected post up his sleeve - nobody in this thread would have expected him to post his bitch tits to own the haydurs yesterday.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Shaneposting >>>> Patposting by far.

Fatrick is fat but you can predict exactly what he will post next, stalker child.

Shane always has some new completely u expected post up his sleeve - nobody in this thread would have expected him to post his bitch tits to own the haydurs yesterday.
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Yup. Shane is far more entertaining because his retardation is both unpredictable and fucking insane.
 
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Funny little interaction I found - Shame, a grown middle-aged man, gets in a console flame war to defend Microsoft’s honor against a troll.
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Of course we have the obligatory flashing of fake credentials. He’s a “retired Xbox team member that managed to retire before 40”. Shame fails to mention by retired, he means fired and going on disability because he’s fat.

I’ve noticed that Shame adjusts his bragadocious lies depending on who he’s trying to epically own. Sometimes he’s a respected game industry veteran, sometimes he’s a owner of a multi-national retail empire, and sometimes he’s a known quantity whose reports carry more weight.
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Imagine arguing about consoles in your 40s. He really is a throwback. Also “Japan Hates XBox”, lol.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Funny little interaction I found - Shame, a grown middle-aged man, gets in a console flame war to defend Microsoft’s honor against a troll.
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Of course we have the obligatory flashing of fake credentials. He’s a “retired Xbox team member that managed to retire before 40”. Shame fails to mention by retired, he means fired and going on disability because he’s fat.

I’ve noticed that Shame adjusts his bragadocious lies depending on who he’s trying to epically own. Sometimes he’s a respected game industry veteran, sometimes he’s a owner of a multi-national retail empire, and sometimes he’s a known quantity whose reports carry more weight.
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Imagine arguing about consoles in your 40s. He really is a throwback. Also “Japan Hates XBox”, lol.
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Japan Hates Xbox is correct though. Shane is toxic. Play what you like. Everything can be played on PC. You don't even need to have Windows to do it.
 
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