Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,180 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,473
Lol at believing the IDF female soldiers are the real deal and not just slavic models hired for propaganda purposes. Lol at thinking a Conan O'Brien sketch is in any way accurate portrayal of reality. Kikes are known for their true to G'd honesty after all.
Lol at believing that out of the entire International Jew population there doesn’t exist one single objectively attractive Jew broad. Maybe if you’re a faggot but if you’re attracted to women then there will be women from all different races you might find attractive even if you wouldn’t date them.
 
Someone has probably asked this already but what caused you to stop watching H3? I used to be a huge fan and I think once he podcasted only for a year I abandoned ship. This was before the podcast and Ethan even became unbearable so I must have gotten bored.

The only thing I ever really saw was the Hugh Mungus videos. First, the original video of the woman sperging out, and then Porky and his wife interviewing Mr Mungus.

I'm pretty sure I haven't watched any of their content since them -- aside from when fat boy has screwed up somehow.
 
Lol at believing that out of the entire International Jew population there doesn’t exist one single objectively attractive Jew broad. Maybe if you’re a faggot but if you’re attracted to women then there will be women from all different races you might find attractive even if you wouldn’t date them.
Mein nigger there's an entire instagram page with 170k followers ran by JIDF kikes to promote muh beautiful IDF girls propaganda. All of these women are paid slavic european models. You think women who look like this choose to enlist in the army instead of posting thirst traps on IG and racking in 7 figures from simpbux? Stop falling for obvious kike ploys brother

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Mein nigger there's an entire instagram page with 170k followers ran by JIDF kikes to promote muh beautiful IDF girls propaganda. All of these women are paid slavic european models. You think women who look like this choose to enlist in the army instead of posting thirst traps on IG and racking in 7 figures from simpbux? Stop falling for obvious kike ploys brother

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I spent a few months in Israel working with their military and they're definitely not this, but they are much more attractive than many other country's militaries, on average. I would assume that has to do with conscription. You wanna see some fucking ugly women? Check out Spain or Turkey.
 
Hila looks like a holocaust survivor spliced with a rat. i think finding Hila attractive would be some new kind of sexual depravity falling somewhere between bestiality and child predation. Having Hila plaster her ghastly form over the net is the equivalent of 2 demoralization campaigns focused on trying to sexualize the anuses of gorillas and pigs. If art and the depiction of the beauty of the female form can uplift and enrich humanity, so does Hila's visage haunt and traumatize those unfortunate enough to live during her reign of terror and putridity. I think you might actually feel less pain gazing at your open wound in the process of healing than you would trying to look at a depiction of horror and defilation known as Hila, the avatar of misery and disgust herself.

When mythology and modern writers theorized on the existence of images or beings so foul in appearance they could turn one to stone or overload your brain, doubtless is it that they could foresee that such a being would curse us with the malice of its birth and knowingly pain us with its overwhelming atrocity, but to also not even grant us the release of death so that we may bear and carry such horrors for all our lives and unwittingly lead our fellow man to this same damnation. Woe to all who behold such sights and yet live to give witness to such mockeries of beauty.

A revenant that shambles miserably solely to degrade the human spirit and to bow and humble humanity and to keep it low and prideless. A deception and fraud, a mocking caricature of decency and love presented as fact and truth. Our sins and faults given flesh, the face of the excesses of our pride and folly.
 
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Mein nigger there's an entire instagram page with 170k followers ran by JIDF kikes to promote muh beautiful IDF girls propaganda. All of these women are paid slavic european models. You think women who look like this choose to enlist in the army instead of posting thirst traps on IG and racking in 7 figures from simpbux? Stop falling for obvious kike ploys brother

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Israel has mandatory forced military service when you turn into an adult. Of course it'll be trivial to cherrypick several dozen young and attractive women for these photos.

It's economics, why would they PAY for a proper model when they can just utilise all the free and willing ones? They're Jewish, a shekel saved is a shekel earned, goy.
 
Are we sure that's a woman she's standing next to? I don't know what it is exactly, but I'm getting some tranny vibes from it.
The thing to remember is, there is very little sexual dimorphism in that species. The males have elevated levels of estrogen, and the females have elevated levels of testosterone. That's why the males have so many effeminate habits like obsession with shoes, and chimping out at the slightest provocation while the females are utterly repulsive in both appearance and attitudes.

Venus Williams is supposedly a female, yet looks like a defensive lineman for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
 
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Has Klein-chan had a meltdown over the recent debacle with iCuckzzz and Creator Clash 2, like he did the first time Ian was in hot water for being an unprincipled, cucked simp?

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User @sneedem&feedem linked to this video in the Anisa & iCuckzzz thread. Notice how subhuman sandgoblin Ethan Klein laughs about dr Mike's mother dying. Truly fucking revolting.

The day Ethan gets his comeuppance and is left destitute and shekelless on the streets can't come soon enough. He's such a weak, fat fucking piece of shit.
 
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Hila is not plain. She's ugly. Full stop.

I wasn't joking, she looks like a fucking bog witch on a normal day, and a fucking skinchanger on a day where she's trying. Not everyone can be a winner, but lets not bring down actual plain janes by comparing Hila to them.
She looked fine in the IDF photo, I think she mostly just aged like milk.

When he stopped doing actual commentary, or making jokes, or doing bits, and just started making noises and "funny" faces.
It's surreal to me that I ever used to like this guy. I can barely stomach clips of him these days because everything about him, from the way he looks, acts and the way he talks is so gross and toadlike.

I never watched the videos where he dresses up in costumes and does funny faces or whatever. Those videos were always garbage. I remember liking the reaction videos where he would film with his shirt over his head for no reason because he got no views and didn't give a fuck. After they blew up he became super neurotic and liberal and has been on a downward spiral ever since. Today its surreal to me that I ever liked this insufferable faggot.

I stopped watching completely after the podcast where he got the soundboard for the first time and was spamming it the whole episode for minutes on end as if it was the funniest thing ever. I stopped enjoying his content long before then. The podcast was fine in the early days for a youtuber podcast. But Ethan clearly wants to be the next Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan hunts elk with a bow and arrow and does martial arts. Ethan Klein has 1000 hours in CSGO. Even Joe's standup comedy, the least interesting thing about him (which was also Ethan's failed dream career btw), is more interesting than anything in Ethan's life.


While I'm here let me shill this really great video which unfortunately was only seen by h3 fans. You can tell instinctively from the way they type and spew platitudes about how you shouldn't be mean that its all kids. I told someone owning TF was embarassing and some guy left a rambling comment about how judging peoples clothes is, and I quote, "whack." Gotta love youtube comments.

in response to someone telling him editing someones facial features to make them look bad isn't cool:
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Remember this photo whenever someone else comes into this thread saying Hila does not look like some Serbian drainage ghoul and could look "alright" with proper make up.
That's honestly the most flattering picture I've seen of her in a while and she still looks like a tranny. She's aging like milk.
 
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