Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Cornfed]

But he was all better now with his shrooms.... Lol it's almost like this is all a new arc for Boogie.

Never change.

He would be the most obnoxious asshole in the world to trip with.

 

[GodofAnnihilation]

And to think if he just ignored Sam And Tolki in the first place the entire internet wouldn't be shitting on him lol

 

[Chef Autism]

If (a very big if) they end up fighting it'll end up like that absolutely awful Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000 MMA fight back a few years ago. Both guys were completely gassed and the fight ended with this gif - a weak whiffed punch from Kimbo and Dada stumbling in a circle and falling over. Dada had two heart attacks and kidney failure because of the fight.

We can only hope the same for Boogie.

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

There are so many little things on the periphery of this scheduled fight that I haven't even heard Boogie address. We already knew this of course but it signals to me he's not taking this seriously at all, and we all know we'd already have heard about these things by now x20 if it were in fact happening. There are so many mandatory to-do list items related to the fight that I have zero confidence he's even considered yet. In case he has, well I have a very hard time believing that he's even capable of doing them in the first place.

Are the lower level fighters like Boogie being compensated for travel and lodging expenses, or being given a per diem of some kind? If they are not, the transatlantic round trip flight alone will eat into a considerable part of the $10k it's been alleged they are being paid. I'm also not entirely sure if Steven's even capable of fitting into a single seat on the airplane (if he his, God bless his poor neighbor..). If his travel is being paid for on his behalf, is that just for a single seat? Because I hear all the time about chronically obese passengers being forced to pay for two tickets by the airlines they're flying on as they literally can not fit into a single seat. If Boogie does not qualify for that category of deathfat, I don't know who the hell does.

Not to mention the hotel expenses and outrageous amount of $$$ we can expect him to pay for food while he's out there. Boogie isn't good at anything and he doesn't have the kind of ordinary life skills you'd expect from an 18 year old. If he's responsible for his own itinerary, you can be sure he won't go about it in a smart way at all. He's the type to absolutely book his flight last minute and pay enormous fees he otherwise wouldn't as a result.

Boogie does not have a passport and has never left the US. He's running out of time to get this done. He may already be approaching the deadline of when you can do this with a standard turnaround time. If this is the case he will have to opt for an expedited passport request which I could be wrong but I believe is something like two weeks~. This goes back to the point I made above about him being completely clueless and totally disorganized when it comes to everyday life skills you expect from any adult with a 70+ IQ.

He's worn crocs in all of his "training" vids. I was half-joking the first time I brought this up but knowing Boogie it's a legitimate question. Does he plan on entering the ring wearing a fresh pair of Crocs? Besides them, he's always worn the same exact pair of diabetes shoes designed for deathfats. He's explained this before saying shoes for normal people literally do not fit him. So what about boxing shoes? It's a total oxymoron of course, boxing shoes for the morbidly obese, but it's a question that needs to be answered sooner than later and I don't expect Boogie to get that done.

Will Boogie be traveling alone? Who will he have in his corner? Is his plan to fly to England all by himself, transport himself around the city alone, show up to the fight solo, and spend his entire time there all by his lonesome? Has he even once considered any of this?

These are just some of the little things related to the fight mind you. None of this will stop him from talking about this as if he's trained all of his life for this with Eminem's "Lose Yourself" looping on repeat in his retarded head. I'm giving him way too much benefit of the doubt by even entertaining any of this and bringing myself to post about it.

 

[bravosouth]

Along with custom boxing shoes, I wonder if he still has time to track down Butterbean's tailor to make him a 5XL pair of boxing shorts that can manage the gargantuan task of staying up through any kind of his physical exertion? Or does he plan on doing this thing in a crusty pair of his sweatpants?

 

[thejackal2]

If (a very big if) they end up fighting it'll end up like that absolutely awful Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000 MMA fight back a few years ago. Both guys were completely gassed and the fight ended with this gif - a weak whiffed punch from Kimbo and Dada stumbling in a circle and falling over. Dada had two heart attacks and kidney failure because of the fight.

We can only hope the same for Boogie.

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those guys are sugar ray leonard and floyd mayweather compared to boogie and wings. the fight would literally be over in 15-30 seconds. Probably with Wings "knocking out" Boogie. Just boogie falling has a chance to seriously injury him. I mean this dude can barely walk for a minute on a treadmill.

 

[Sicilian1984]

I could see Keem pulling a stunt and flying Frank Hassle out for a front row seat in Boogie's line of sight.

Richard I think mentioned travel and lodging being paid for. If not 10K would NOT be worth it for either "man."

 

[YaBoi]

Considering that Boogie literally tweets when he stubs his toe (NSFL btw), it is awfully strange that he's not tweeting a storm about the fight. The dude takes photos and videos from the waiting room at the doctor's office.....where are the tweets and proof that he's getting his passport sorted? In fact, there's not a single mention of getting his passport sorted. How can you fly to the UK without one, Boogie? What are you packing besides your red comfort blankie?

All he's done is shit talk Wings and post a few dopamine rush boxing vids, so it's classic Boogie really:

- Talk about doing something
- Make minimal effort but make sure to show everyone
- ????

Very rarely does he take the 3rd step. Some examples include getting weight loss surgery (because he's too lazy to lose weight the hard way) and shooting at Frank Hassle (even then he couldn't come good on his threat).

 

[quackrock]

Just popping in to say fuck this guy and his fat face for shitting up PKA podcast eps lately. He's almost worse than Woody and that's saying something.

 

[derthballs]

He did post on twitter back in 2019 saying he was getting his passport that day and the first thing he planned to do was to travel to visit Ricky Berwick.

Watching back last nights stream.

Claims that he invested $200k in Crypto, tripled the money to $600-700k dollars where he made the video and claims it crashed a week after he made that video.

 

[Lugubrious]

Watching back last nights stream.

Claims that he invested $200k in Crypto, tripled the money to $600-700k dollars where he made the video and claims it crashed a week after he made that video.

So. instead of pulling out the winnings, taking the W and moving on he decided he was gonna go and brag on YouTube.


He wonders why people hate him too..

 

[mlanguishi]

Watching back last nights stream.

Claims that he invested $200k in Crypto, tripled the money to $600-700k dollars where he made the video and claims it crashed a week after he made that video.

As has been stated, he's a pathological liar. I have a hard time believing he has a 2nd house in his name, and not at least sell it for land value if he's truly broke.

I will say if there's anyone stupid/crazy enough to go 'I'm going to be a millionaire at this rate any day and then go 'oopsie, I let it ride' and it's all gone' it's probably Boogie.

 

[derthballs]

As has been stated, he's a pathological liar. I have a hard time believing he has a 2nd house in his name, and not at least sell it for land value if he's truly broke.

I will say if there's anyone stupid/crazy enough to go 'I'm going to be a millionaire at this rate any day and then go 'oopsie, I let it ride' and it's all gone' it's probably Boogie.

I dont doubt he has that house but he was too lazy to do anything with it so its just rotted away to nothing, like his teeth and his body.

 

[Boogie2396]

Claims that he invested $200k in Crypto, tripled the money to $600-700k dollars where he made the video and claims it crashed a week after he made that video.

He uploaded the "I Am Finally RICH" video early in the 2021 crypto bull run, not at its peak. The only shitcoin I've seen him mention, STORJ, is trading at effectively the same price now as it was then. This raises the question: how did he manage to go broke?

Spoiler

 

[Beard_Chan]

Boogie was mentioned in this youtube video "The 7 deadly sins as Youtubers..." representing sloth towards the end of the video (link timestamped). Not a ton said but it was still accurate. More optics for more people to see him for what he is. Video is over a million views just after about a week of being uploaded from a small subscriber creator...

 

[thejackal2]

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He uploaded the "I Am Finally RICH" video early in the 2021 crypto bull run, not at its peak. The only shitcoin I've seen him mention, STORJ, is trading at effectively the same price now as it was then. This raises the question: how did he manage to go broke?

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Don't assume anything he's said about the crypto is the truth. Just assume he never had that much and never really lost it either. The real loss was the 10k or so a month he was pulling from better help, raid shadow legends, and other youtube sponsors. He was never sitting on much of a nest egg, not after Dez took half (or more than half as boogie claims out of the goodness of his heart).

that's why he's freaking out, not because the 5k in BTC he had went down to 3K or whatever. my theory is that he was insanely jealous of Mcjuggernuggets' success (a legit youtube millionare) and was trying for a period to flex on him (he also made the "I'm getting a Tesla" vid around this time) after Jessie kicked him to the curb for acting like a sex pest at his party. Boogie has changed his story on that numerous times as well and everytime he mentions it you can tell he's still seething.

 

[AnOminous]

Any talk of "knockouts" is way too optimistic.
People in decent shape who aren't fighters gas quick in exhibition matches. After a minute or two of messy combos it ends up being endless pacing and a hugfest.
I doubt these two blobs can stand up for 5 minutes, much less "fight"/
The most excitement you can hope for is for one of them to tip over and TKO from not being able to get up.

If Wings got a good punch in that would be all it would take. If it went much longer it would just be two wheezing fat dudes slamming gunts together. It isn't going to happen but if it did, I hope Boogie falls bad and gets a compound fracture and is lying there screaming in agony and writhing around with his tibia exposed and blood everywhere.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

This raises the question: how did he manage to go broke?

The answer is simple. He won the youtube lottery and like most people who win the lottery never bothered to think beyond the next day and be wise with their investments. He wastes his money on junk food that could feed a family of 5, throws it away on plastic junk and paying women to be around him. Once people got bored with his shit and whining he never adjusted his spending for it and just kept spending like he had endless money. Now hes broke and super pissed at everyone because of it.

Don't assume anything he's said about the crypto is the truth.

In the context of this I dont believe Boogie has done any crypto and if he did it was just a tiny drop. Only reason he brings it up is because of what was said above with Jessie getting rich and it being a hot topic online.

Now along with that point, Boogie constantly lies all the time. If he is telling you something its most likely a lie or a heavily embellished story. He also lives an extremely boring life in which he does fucking nothing but eat and be a creep online with girls. So when anything comes up he feels the urge to force himself into the topic and talk about how he knows so much about it. Sure he might of went to a black girl in high school who said hi to him a few times who unfortunately died from cancer, but hell tell you they were in a loving relationship fighting racism and joking about cancer. Drove past a protest while picking up fast food with Chad? Tell everyone you were there in the front lines protecting peoples rights. A former friend who called you out for being a sex pest got rich on crypto? Tell people youre a crypto genius and am super rich from it.

Boogie is that fat kid in school who hears a group of kids talking about the newest game and he waddles up not just saying he has all the cheat codes, but his dad is a developer at whatever company made that game.

 

[AnOminous]

Or does he plan on doing this thing in a crusty pair of his sweatpants?

Something like this.

Except fatter, and he always has his mouth open.

This raises the question: how did he manage to go broke?

Neither thing ever happened. It was all just a giant pile of Boogshit.

 

[xerxes]

Don't assume anything he's said about the crypto is the truth. Just assume he never had that much and never really lost it either. The real loss was the 10k or so a month he was pulling from better help, raid shadow legends, and other youtube sponsors. He was never sitting on much of a nest egg, not after Dez took half (or more than half as boogie claims out of the goodness of his heart).

that's why he's freaking out, not because the 5k in BTC he had went down to 3K or whatever. my theory is that he was insanely jealous of Mcjuggernuggets' success (a legit youtube millionare) and was trying for a period to flex on him (he also made the "I'm getting a Tesla" vid around this time) after Jessie kicked him to the curb for acting like a sex pest at his party. Boogie has changed his story on that numerous times as well and everytime he mentions it you can tell he's still seething.

I'm fairly certain he didn't invest big in crypto, if even at all. Why, because if he really did make a lot of money, he'd be bragging and showing the transactions.