Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Even if you have pity for Bam because substance abuse is a real problem
Sure, substance abuse is a problem. When has pity ever cured anyone? Pity is where enablers come from.
how can you continue to think he's fit to have any custody with his kid? He couldn't pass a drug test to save his life.
I just want his kid to stop growing and get fat, so if he wears a robe I can laugh my ass off at histories’ greatest cosplay of Tleilaxu Master Waff

Too bad his dad looks like a version of the Edward Norton CGI Hulk, but who gets fatter when he’s angry instead of stronger
 
It’s because celebrity boxing is a thing that they have to escalate it to bare-knuckle. The point is that no one would actually accept the challenge.
Of course. Although I want to live in the alternate universe where Knoxville either accepts it and Bam bitches out, or Knoxville puts him in the ICU.
 
It’s because celebrity boxing is a thing that they have to escalate it to bare-knuckle. The point is that no one would actually accept the challenge.
Allegedly bareknuckle is safer than regular boxing because people can hit harder with boxing gloves on. But that’s probably not true. BKFC fights are far more likely to end in a knockout or get called off by the ringside doctor. It’s also pretty common to see fighters throw in the towel when they realize how bad it’s going to be. I think the real reason people want BK is because it requires less training to really fuck someone up.

Source: Study that was commissioned by BKFC to make their baseless claims seem realistic.
 
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Allegedly bareknuckle is safer than regular boxing because people can hit harder with boxing gloves on. But that’s probably not true. BKFC fights are far more likely to end in a knockout or get called off by the ringside doctor. It’s also pretty common to see fighters throw in the towel when they realize how bad it’s going to be. I think the real reason people want BK is because it requires less training to really fuck someone up.

Source: Study that was commissioned by BKFC to make their baseless claims seem realistic.
It's partially true. Headshots were a lot less common when boxing was bareknuckle because it's a lot easier to break your hand against a bare skull. Once gloves were put on then head shots became the main path to victory thus increasing fighters exposure to concussions.
 
Serious question, do you think Bam has CTE or something similar? I mean, CTE can't be fully diagnosed until post mortem but I do wonder if if that's a factor regarding his personality.

Between the stunts and skate injuries, I wound imagine it would cause some brain damage over time.

Of course, I think Ryan dying also did some damage to him mentally, and his parents weren't really great, either.
 
Serious question, do you think Bam has CTE or something similar? I mean, CTE can't be fully diagnosed until post mortem but I do wonder if if that's a factor regarding his personality.

Between the stunts and skate injuries, I wound imagine it would cause some brain damage over time.

Of course, I think Ryan dying also did some damage to him mentally, and his parents weren't really great, either.
It's not that deep. He's just a narcissist faggot that became famous way too early in life.
 
and his parents weren't really great, either.
I don't really have a dog in this fight but isn't his older brother moderately successful without any issues? I honestly think fame and wealth inside of an addictive personality created Bam. I'm sure his parents could have done something for him in his formative years that would have tempered his behaviors later in life, but his older brother is a normal dude with a semi successful band and a family.
 
Normally I'd agree, but Johnny Knoxville has come out saying he has brain damage and the cognitive issues he faced due to getting hurt on Jackass Forever, so I don't think it's too far fetched to think Bam has a similar issue.
Johnny is still healthy enough to do stuntman work as seen in Wrestlemania.
And yes while being a Wrestleman is far and away from being proof that you're of sound mind it still means Johnny can remember a rehearsed sequence.
 
TMZ has video of Bam screaming at his wife in the restaurant prior to his arrest.



Edit: trying to upload video, but im retarded
I know he’s clutching something. But holy shit, the way he’s staggering around with his right arm hooked inward like that reminds me of motherfucking Jack Scalfani.

Come to think of it, I need that now. A stroked-out Bam, spun and drunk off his ass, hobbling around like that claw-armed fucktard with no shame. Like Jack, he makes no effort to get away from cameras post-stroke, and continues to embarrass himself in an even more undignified state. C’mon, God! Have a sense of humor!

Also, is his faggot ass wearing a cape?
 
I don't really have a dog in this fight but isn't his older brother moderately successful without any issues?
Touring in a van for years with Deron Miller will give you a sense of perspective—that lad will slap the shit out of you if he doesn't like the way you're acting up in his space. Funny how Deron was never involved in bands like Fuckface Unstoppable and Gnarkill, despite absolutely pissing all over that entire clique in terms of actually being able to play, and that whenever Bam was present on a CKY tour Bam travelled separately with his own entourage.
 
Johnny is still healthy enough to do stuntman work as seen in Wrestlemania.
And yes while being a Wrestleman is far and away from being proof that you're of sound mind it still means Johnny can remember a rehearsed sequence.
A one off event is not the same thing as performing stunts over and over and over again ala Jackass style on a continuous basis.

Also let me reiterate that helmets don’t prevent against cte. Your brain still gets jostled. They are worn to protect against skull fractures and other types of brain injuries. The jostling movement still happens.

Wrestlers are their own brand of messed up. the WWE gives them drugs when injured, this can cause addiction issues because there’s pressure to still perform. Wrestlers also have cte.

In 2007, neuropathologists from the Sports Legacy Institute (an organization co-founded by Christopher Nowinski, himself a former professional wrestler) examined the brain of Chris Benoit, a professional wrestler with WWE, who killed his wife and son before committing suicide. The suicide and double murder were originally attributed to anabolic steroid abuse, but a brain biopsy confirmed pathognomonic CTE tissue changes: large aggregations of tau protein as manifested by neurofibrillary tangles and neuropil threads, which cause neurodegeneration.[76][77]
 
I'm going to blow my brains out if another moron comes in here expressing that this closeted meth addled faggot "started going downhill when Dunn died". He was a mess before that, stop perpetuating this

I'm a firm believer that his one sided obsession with Ville Valo pozzing his neghole was what lead to his addiction issues. The guy was clearly so far in the closet he was still finding Christmas presents. It's the main reason why he has trouble getting his dick hard when it comes to whoever his beard is at the time.

He tried everything to emulate Ville to no avail. No straight guy gets matching pubic tattoos as another guy. He also had a clear obsession with getting dicks on and in his ass.
 
I'm a firm believer that his one sided obsession with Ville Valo pozzing his neghole was what lead to his addiction issues. The guy was clearly so far in the closet he was still finding Christmas presents. It's the main reason why he has trouble getting his dick hard when it comes to whoever his beard is at the time.

He tried everything to emulate Ville to no avail. No straight guy gets matching pubic tattoos as another guy. He also had a clear obsession with getting dicks on and in his ass.
anal bead kite and flying rocket dildo and dildo hammer game come to mind
 
I'm going to blow my brains out if another moron comes in here expressing that this closeted meth addled faggot "started going downhill when Dunn died". He was a mess before that, stop perpetuating this
yeah between this thread and the anisa johma one with fags coming in every day posting the exact same "what happened to idubbz bro he used to so funny." have people never heard of reading the fuckin thread before posting?
 
I'm a firm believer that his one sided obsession with Ville Valo pozzing his neghole was what lead to his addiction issues. The guy was clearly so far in the closet he was still finding Christmas presents. It's the main reason why he has trouble getting his dick hard when it comes to whoever his beard is at the time.

He tried everything to emulate Ville to no avail. No straight guy gets matching pubic tattoos as another guy. He also had a clear obsession with getting dicks on and in his ass.
Years ago Bam posted a video of himself reading an open letter to Ville and basically admitted they had a romantic/physical relationship. It was pathetic and embarrassing to watch.

I don’t think I’ve seen it posted yet in this thread if anyone knows what I’m talking about and has a link.
 
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