Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

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New CaringBridge post. What the fuck?

This read as if Chelton herself took a double dose of ketamine and was forced to sperg about the medical system DOING HER WRONG!!! But for real, I'm still waiting for an obit.

On another note, Sicky Vicky finally posts about it, her crying face is making me LMAO

ETA:


Lol. LMAO, even. So much for that "nearly unsurpassable force"

 

[Mudkipcorn]

How bizarre. I've no desire to dissect all the nonsense so I'll stick with the first item. It's not clear if she had palliative care? If Lacey was in the room with Chelsea at her death (and presumably visiting loads in recent months), wouldn't she know whether or not hospice and palliative care were happening? Where were all the complaints about this stuff in the lead up to her death?

totally agree. that cb post was so vague about the important bits but overloaded with unnecessary details.

This hits the nail on the head. Makes it all so suspicious. Granted everything about Chelsea has always been suspicious (to say the least)

This just raises so many questions about the family. Initially I was inclined to believe that she had to be dead if all these people were posting about it. But it's hard to believe that her mom and her sister could be manipulated/deluded by Chelsea (a horrible actress) into believing all this crap and sticking with it even after her death to go so far as to write that confusing post. It's unthinkable. On the other hand, I'll entertain the thought that Chelsea is a live and wrote all this herself. But that's also unthinkable to me because holy shit that would take such utter shamelessness. And it still raises the tricky issue of her mom and sibling. Why would they go along with a fake death? Does she just not care what they think? Had she manipulated them enough to buy into whatever insane rationale she uses to justify pseudocide? Also unthinkable.

Really gets the noggin joggin. The obvious answer is I'm overthinking this and using a normal person's morality and rationality to try and understand a lolcow who is capable of shamelessness and insanity that I cannot even fathom.

 

[Meowzers]

This isn’t the end of Chelsea though…

how ominous....

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Oh lordy I have so many thoughts.

Still on the fence about if she's dead, I think she might be but that it was misadventure. Slight PL know a couple of patients that accidentally offed themselves misusing drugs in hospital.
Psych clearing her just means "she doesn't need an inpatient stay, and doesn't need any acute input from us", not that she doesn't need intensive psychotherapy.

The autopsy stuff is just totally confusing but I don't know how post mortems work in Burgerland, can you just get an "independent" one?? Also nobody puts down "natural causes" on a death certificate, you have to write something like:

• septic shock, due to
• perforated bowel, due to
• bowel obstruction, due to
• colon cancer

This is so you have a clear path of what caused the death so there is no question. Similarly you can't write "cardiac arrest" for a cause of death because literally everyone dies when their heart stops beating.

The whole potential body swap suggestion is unhinged.

This is my favourite soap opera honestly.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Chelsea died during a storm. It was fitting. She loved storms and snow. She was born during a storm and she left in a storm. She died as an unusual snow storm came in and roads were nearly unsurpassable. Even our area, used to winter weather, wasn’t prepared for the force which was that storm. "

OK, so I actually buy that she died, and I feel something about that. But there was no massive snowstorm. Yes, there was snow over the weekend, but it was not a "storm" and it was barely a blip, relatively speaking. Roads were not impassable or anything anywhere close to it. Not sure how much of that post is factual or not - and I do know that hospital/medical systems can be as impersonal and frustrating as large corporations - but this particular part of the post is bullshit.

 

[suspended animation]

I guess it's not uncommon to have two idiots for children, but I appreciate that both "Lacey" and Chelz consistently misuse "breathe" instead of "breath"....

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

wait! so all those reply storms she would go on on tiktok with all the jumbled up words was because her eyes were milked over? there is just so much to this little thread, i love it

 

[Meowzers]

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Lol. LMAO, even. So much for that "nearly unsurpassable force"

OK, so I actually buy that she died, and I feel something about that. But there was no massive snowstorm. Yes, there was snow over the weekend, but it was not a "storm" and it was barely a blip, relatively speaking. Roads were not impassable or anything anywhere close to it. Not sure how much of that post is factual or not - and I do know that hospital/medical systems can be as impersonal and frustrating as large corporations - but this particular part of the post is bullshit.

i don't know where exactly chelt lives in minnesota but weather was shitty in the midwest that night, but it was nothing bizarre or unprecedented like she claims. people familiar with the sammieverse know that arkansas got demolished by tornadoes that night, though. maybe her spirit passed through little rock as she phased from this plane of existance to her ~eternal home,~ where she wrote that schizo ass caringbridge post

https://www.kare11.com/article/weather/spring-storm-brings-rain-hail-several-inches-of-snow-minnesota/89-0d24867c-68fb-4f28-b1cd-6b63572b064e

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2023/03/31/rain-to-snow-by-friday-evening-with-heavy-snow-possible-through-friday-night

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

This the first new outlet to post something. However it reading between the lines it doesn't confirm said death. If she did, I am also in camp death by misadventure. Either accidental OD or some sort of organ death from the games she played. I personally believe tesswhoohoo ended up with the same fate. Death by friendly fire at oneself.

https://snbc13.com/lori-samples-kevin-perry-chelsea-lawrence-obituary/

 

[GenociderSyo]

Archive of article.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

This the first new outlet to post something. However it reading between the lines it doesn't confirm said death. If she did, I am also in camp death by misadventure. Either accidental OD or some sort of organ death from the games she played. I personally believe tesswhoohoo ended up with the same fate. Death by friendly fire at oneself.

https://snbc13.com/lori-samples-kevin-perry-chelsea-lawrence-obituary/

I would put money on this having been AI generated and not written or perhaps even edited or okayed pre-publishing by an actual human. It's just scraping info from the net, there's nothing human or confirmatory in there...

 

[ZB927]

But it's hard to believe that her mom and her sister could be manipulated/deluded by Chelsea (a horrible actress) into believing all this crap and sticking with it even after her death to go so far as to write that confusing post. It's unthinkable.

I don't think they quite know the extent of what's going on. I've been sneaking through the Facebook shit today and her "sister" has 2 profiles (her mom has at least 2 - I found a possible third but it may not be her) and there is definitely a "legitimate" one which has been awfully silent about Chelsea. The profile that has been posting the bogus updates actually tagged both mom accounts in the original announcement but I don't think either account it ever really used. The "legitimate" sister account only has one of mom's accounts as a friend. There is also only like one person on the legitimate sister's friend list that changed their picture to one of Chelsea in tribute. That original announcement post by the other Lacey had 23 people tagged in it, most of whom had changed their pictures before yesterday was over.

I would put money on this having been AI generated and not written or perhaps even edited or okayed pre-publisging by an actual human. It's just scraping info from the net, there's nothing human or confirmatory in there...

If you Google SNBC13.com, it comes up with many articles listing it as a fake news source.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I don't think they quite know the extent of what's going on. I've been sneaking through the Facebook shit today and her "sister" has 2 profiles (her mom has at least 2 - I found a possible third but it may not be her) and there is definitely a "legitimate" one which has been awfully silent about Chelsea. The profile that has been posting the bogus updates actually tagged both mom accounts in the original announcement but I don't think either account it ever really used. The "legitimate" sister account only has one of mom's accounts as a friend. There is also only like one person on the legitimate sister's friend list that changed their picture to one of Chelsea in tribute. That original announcement post by the other Lacey had 23 people tagged in it, most of whom had changed their pictures before yesterday was over.

At the same Chelsea started her journey into munchie by making a new account her mother and sister sudenly had new accounts too. This was a few years ago.

 

[Trombonista]

If you Google SNBC13.com, it comes up with many articles listing it as a fake news source.

Hell, NBC's Minneapolis affiliate isn't even channel 13; it's channel 11.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

totally agree. that cb post was so vague about the important bits but overloaded with unnecessary details. i may only be a jcs aficionado but it doesnt take an expert to notice the same type and ways of lying that lacey, chelsea and her sister seem to display. idk still wouldnt lose sleep if the bitch actually went tits up. wasnt that what she wanted?

Now I want to see Lacey subjected to the Reid Interrogation Technique.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Now I want to see Lacey subjected to the Reid Interrogation Technique.

Reid technique encourages false confessions as much as real ones, and our Chels really needs no encouragement on that front. I wanna see her subjected to the Gitmo technique personally. Not for any truths she might tell, just for the amusement of watching her in actual pain for once.... Yes, I know waterboarding is also likely to induce false confession. Just let me have this one, damnit!

I don't think they quite know the extent of what's going on. I've been sneaking through the Facebook shit today and her "sister" has 2 profiles (her mom has at least 2 - I found a possible third but it may not be her) and there is definitely a "legitimate" one which has been awfully silent about Chelsea

This needs looking into properly, it's likely crucial... Her insta has tributes from people that seem like they used to know her years ago or were once professionally associated with her in some capacity, but very little from recent personal friends. If Facebook is looking the same way that's more weight to the idea that she is running 'Lacey' and her mum's second profiles and has faked her demise for a limited online audience but not her irl contacts.

 

[No thanks I’m good]

They need to get Hope Otto AND Janiece to tag team the SHIT out of that eulogy. Bonus points if they insult the bereaved(bitch ain't dead).

I’d might actually die this time watching Jan give another eulogy.

I’ve been searching for her obituary to pop up. However the links directed to an apple malware warning even though their web addresses seemed promising. I wonder if they’ll use this autopsy as an excuse to postpone submitting the obituary.

Anyone can pretend someone’s dead on the internet. Obituaries are a formal announcement of death to the public. This whole death charade would be much more believable if there was anything to bsck it up other than social media and some munchie echo chamber website.

 

[Smellee Cat]

I love how the caring bridge is written just like how Chelton recorded her TikToks..

I died because of INNAPPROPRIATE CARE (zoom into face on both words). The WHOLE . WORLD (zoom into and out of fat face on both words) let me down …

read the caring bridge out loud in Chelton style and don’t tell me it isnt the same person.

and the metric fuck tonne of hashtags on the “I’m totes for real dead guise” post… Chelton.

I was wrong about Tess, so I’m likely wrong about this too… but seriously sus.

 

[1WickaFlickaFame3]

If you Google SNBC13.com, it comes up with many articles listing it as a fake news source

Here's the info from the "Contact" page. Definitely AI-scraper stuff.

 

[Just A Rat]

I've been sneaking through the Facebook shit today and her "sister" has 2 profiles (her mom has at least 2 - I found a possible third but it may not be her) and there is definitely a "legitimate" one which has been awfully silent about Chelsea.

Has the “legitimate“ account shown recent activity during this time?