Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

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Shilling it last night really paid off.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

I think it's hilarious that Nick was on Crowder for five minutes and was kicked off before giving another five minute response an hour later ( and afterwards they extoll his virtues as a sharp PRACTICING lawyer). Do you think he sat there the whole time thinking about the most snappy responses he could make? Thinking about how this is his big break? Maybe he'll get a weekly show on Mugclub!

 

[Mr.Bucket]

To be fair, not vetting people has kind of been a longstanding problem with Crowder. Its on brand for him to severely overstate the legitimacy of his guests to play up his own brand for securing them. This is the same dude who used to call tomi lahren a good journalist and Owen Benjamin a genius.

And he used to have Razorfist on somewhat often.

 

[lolcows_townwatch]

Damn that's sad to see, it's fucking pathetic, I almost never watch the streams they're just background noise for me most of the time and I haven't seen how much he's degenerated from the relatively healthy just a few sips of whiskey guy I started watching back in 2018. Now I feel even more disappointed, many such tales.

He's definitely been lurking the farms recently or getting reports from the thread because he's always stewing over something on here now for is PayPigs stream after rumble... he's bothered by the hair and twitching comments. But yeah, just check out his videos from 2018 vs now.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

Isn't this the goof that agreed with Brittany Venti that Gawr was promoting pedophilia, yet supposedly enjoys Pippa?

What's he hiding?

 

[Kheapathic]

What's he hiding?

He's probably into squirrel girls; and squirrel girls are the jailbait of anime/animal-girls.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

He's probably into squirrel girls; and squirrel girls are the jailbait of anime/animal-girls.

Smells like nutmeg.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It has been a bit since a technical update on Panoptes, but there is not much. I have a mobile connection to it now, and I can monitor it remotely and re-start it if it crashes. I blame these interupptions on recently aggravates LOCALS infrastructure flaws because the errors pattern is inconsistent and no root cause can be traced with standard methods. I just look in on it like a wee one, and restart it if it stops. Chat is dead enough that I do not miss much at all.

Shilling it last night really paid off.

He should have mentioned it on Crowder LOL!

I think it's hilarious that Nick was on Crowder for five minutes and was kicked off before giving another five minute response an hour later ( and afterwards they extoll his virtues as a sharp PRACTICING lawyer). Do you think he sat there the whole time thinking about the most snappy responses he could make? Thinking about how this is his big break? Maybe he'll get a weekly show on Mugclub!

Didn't see it! LOL! Someone should clip it. It makes both him and Crowder look like nonces. I really need to learn how to clip stuff with ALL the free time I have in my mum's basement, after all.

And he used to have Razorfist on somewhat often.

I think he is on with Sebastian Gorka much more often-not much but every few weeks. Not sure if there is any rift there, but there are clips of Seb's segments with Danny that show up on the account i have tunes to boomer con content.

He's definitely been lurking the farms recently or getting reports from the thread because he's always stewing over something on here now for is PayPigs stream after rumble... he's bothered by the hair and twitching comments. But yeah, just check out his videos from 2018 vs now.

I have it on good authority that he has several sources whispering in his ear and keeping him apprised of what goes on here. They put their own spin on it, share bits of screenshots, and he takes is as God's honest truth. Their hate tinged accounts match his bias, so he takes it at face value.

It is really interesting to me how Nick has chose to respond to the Farms. Something has changed to make it REALLY bother him, unless he has managed to keep the bee in his bonnet hidden for 2-4 years (as he claims). For bloody Christ's sake, he sat on a stream with Vito, and he cannot seem to ignore us here?

If I am frank (doxxed!), Nick and LOCALS was getting boring to me. Until Monday happened! It is all right, just gave me a backlog of Panoptes logs. Once he becomes less interesting, I will push my other related projects more.

Isn't this the goof that agreed with Brittany Venti that Gawr was promoting pedophilia, yet supposedly enjoys Pippa?

What's he hiding?

He supposedly does not agree with Venti as the boomer coomer appellation in this thread describes him. She is one of those strange people that Nick will associate with loosely (see Vito and previously Gunt) and disclaim any formal acceptance of their strange quirks and views.

This just drives the point that Nick used to get along with everyone (except paedos. On the wall with them, except if they are giving an interview and admitting they need to be kept away from children).

I do not know if this denotes... flexible... morals or representation of his morals, or if he actually is putting on a façade. We all do it to some extent by not sperging out at that dumb relative at a dinner or on expensive holiday, but Nick is much more pronounced.

I used to like his 'will talk to anyone' style, but I thought he had this traditional set of moral backing virtues that would keep him in line. I am not sure anymore about so much of it.

 

[Dracula's Blood Sucker]

Didn't see it! LOL! Someone should clip it. It makes both him and Crowder look like nonces. I really need to learn how to clip stuff with ALL the free time I have in my mum's basement, after all.

Your wish is my command.

Nick was on Steven Crowder's show yesterday (April 4th). He first joined at 37:34.

https://rumble.com/v2g72vq-live-fact-check-trumps-arrest-and-arraignment.html

Here is that appearance —

One hour later (in SpongeBob meme voice)

Then at 1:38:33 Steven brings Nick back.

Here is that appearance —
(Apologizes on the worse quality/low res compared to the first clip. I was way over the space limit for this post so I had to make this one 540p)

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

After a 3 hour grift session, he made a total of $35.

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Pathetic lol, this man used to grift like no other and raise thousands for himself and Vic in a single night.

 

[Maude Snew]

I think it's hilarious that Nick was on Crowder for five minutes and was kicked off before giving another five minute response an hour later ( and afterwards they extoll his virtues as a sharp PRACTICING lawyer). Do you think he sat there the whole time thinking about the most snappy responses he could make? Thinking about how this is his big break? Maybe he'll get a weekly show on Mugclub!

That's worse than they treated Patrick S Tomlinson, esteemed author and seller of tens of books on the ancient aliens or whatever dumb show.

You're bigger joke than that piece of shit, Nick. Come on, tell me to wait for the knock. Felonious nose laughing and Balldo mocking all up in here.

 

[feral cat #6385]

errors pattern is inconsistent and no root cause can be traced with standard methods.

Those type of bugs are the worst. If its repeatable you can fix it. If not. Not so much.

Here is that appearance —

Love the "trailer park lawyer" look.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Those type of bugs are the worst. If its repeatable you can fix it. If not. Not so much.
[SNIP]

I just SSH in and restart the process a few times a day. Worst case result is that you will see duplicated messages in the archives as it re-hrabs old messages in the next batch.

Giving up on the random errors gives me more free time to try to clean-up the output. It is currently pulling the whole HTML with tag, and I Find-Replace to remove them. It is only a 3 minute process per archive, but if I can optimise, I will.

 

[MudPeople]

I think Nick has finally realized this is an actual civil suit by a real attorney. That it could go on for years and cost him a fortune. That he now understands things that were obvious a long time ago.

And yet Nick still believes that three months and a small number of motions into this that the judge is going to in one hearing grant Nick a summary judgement applying the anti-SLAPP laws of another state to make Monty pay all his legal costs and to force Schneider as well to pay Nick's legal costs. Good luck with that.

Oh so now it's MONTY who's trying to drive this case into the expensive side. I'm sure hiring Marc Randazza had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with that.

How stupid does this prick think his audience is?

At this point, considering he thinks it's okay for outright psychotics like Still-Life to make actionable death threats to federal officials, apparently he thinks they're really stupid. Plus he's really stupid himself.

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"10 years a paedophile" he repeats again and again. I wonder why his lawyer is charging him so much money, said no one ever. What a fucking tool.

Yeah he has, multiple times by now. Its silly because his defense against it being considered defamation are his long tirades about "what he ackshually means when he says retarded".

Trying to tell a court that he has his own lexicon and should be judged based on his own personal lexicon is actually retarded.

I wasn't sure if he'd make the full 50k, but I really didn't think it would stall out like this. If he wants to boost those grift numbers, he should try shilling it on Friday Night Tights. Their audience is the biggest bunch of paypigs I've ever seen, and he's been on the show before. I bet the whole "This is about your right to free speech too!" narrative would work like a charm on them.

Listened to some of his locals stream cause I was curious after @Himedall All-seeing Waifu said something.

Nick is absolutely going to use his platform to publicly name and shame David Schneider in the name of "extremely bad or unethical lawyering". This seems like such a dumb thing to say publicly.

To paraphrase, Nick is going to use his platform to go after anyone that represents someone suing him. Because only extremely bad or unethical lawyers would represent someone against Nick. And we all know who the people who listen to Nick's platform are... They're the Still_life's of the world. So if you don't want his locals/platform turning on you, don't represent someone against me.

So how is it going? Well, some of Nick's fans are now weaponizing the Google reviews system and spamming Schneider and Madsen with 1 star reviews (only a few since his fanbase has crashed so hard recently)

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So to summarize in my own words.

Rekieta thought he could grift the lawsuit, only to realize his current audience were only willing to spare him the $5 LOCALS subscription. He used Elon Musk's defense when he called some guy 'Pedo Man'? Difference is Musk has money while Rekieta has to beg for money. He might have reallized he was on thin ice and covering his own stupidity wasn't good for him, and pivotted to saying how tired he was of it.

At the same time he's been giving hints to his fanbase to go do the same thing as people who got him banned off Youtube.

Also Kiwifarm is great when it was part of his crowd attacking people he laugh it. But Kiwifarm is now the bottom of the barrel because he'd now the target of the laughter.

Dear Mr rekieta,
Why shouldn't anyone laugh at you when comparing your streaming content from two years ago vs the previous 2-3 months? And you specifically asked to be sued.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Your wish is my command.

Nick was on Steven Crowder's show yesterday (April 4th). He first joined at 37:34.

https://rumble.com/v2g72vq-live-fact-check-trumps-arrest-and-arraignment.html

Here is that appearance —

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One hour later (in SpongeBob meme voice)

Then at 1:38:33 Steven brings Nick back.

Here is that appearance —
(Apologizes on the worse quality/low res compared to the first clip. I was way over the space limit for this post so I had to make this one 540p)

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Oh gosh, I guess I can watch the VOD of this, with so little rackets it will be easy to skip. (And thanks for the clips!) I wonder if Crowder's team offered to fly him in studio? I'm sure if they did, he responded with an "oh guys, I'm just so busy".

I wonder if Rumble asked/required Crowder to do crossovers with some of their creators, and this was an easy way to check one of those boxes on the contract?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

- Parasocial Hugbox full of Schizos
- Hates KiwiFarms
- KickFundGrift
- Threatens fake lawsuits
- Filing vindictive Ethics Complaints
- Cannot handle criticism
- Self diagnosed mental disorders
- Substance abuse
- Associates with hideous “women”
- Wears women’s clothing
- Seething hypocrite
- Sexual deviant
- Posted gross naked ass online
- Is Male
How is this not Keffals? The list of things they don’t have in common would be shorter at this point.
- Offspring

Keffals could actually reach his funding goals.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

A couple weeks ago it was pointed out Nick was following one of the women of Locals on Instagram.

In this Locals roundup from February posted by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu , one of the most graphic photos posted on the Locals chat is seen (under the section "Hounding women for lewds"):

robertford9999 posts "is this chick still in chat ever?" and attaches and image of a woman in the shower with emojis over her vagina and anus. Andrew_Wahoo seems to think it was posted by a Locals user named GwemStacy.

GwemStacy

Is the nose live??

Andrew_Wahoo

Someone in here was looking for you, and shared your nude with the hearts over the holes.

Looks like Nick Rekieta follows a user called gwem_stacy on Instagram.



Schree is another woman from the Locals chat that Cynthia posted about...So we're up to a minimum of 3 Locals women Nick has followed. (Actually, I spotted a fourth so it's a minimum of 4.)

Interestingly, although people have said that Nick personally knows Andrew_Wahoo, poor Andrew doesn't get the follow back. Maybe he should try posting a photo of himself soaped up and spreading?

 

[AnOminous]

Now he's forced to find one of the most prominent lawyers in his field in the country to try to apply the laws of a state with a very generous anti-SLAPP.

Even in the event he does get to apply the out-of-state SLAPP law, he still doesn't just automatically win.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

I wonder if Crowder's team offered to fly him in studio?

Doubt it. He'd relish the chance to ditch his kids for a romp around a Dallas hotel room with his wife and her plus one.

 

[AnOminous]

He appears to be simultaneously twitching and falling asleep.

He looks like a sad old man.