Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Laquisha Guntermensch said:
Imagine you're a rookie cop assigned to the Oakland Avenue beat and you've heard chatter around the department about this Tomlinson fella. Nobody seems to give a shit but you think, "Hey, maybe I figure out these swattings and I'll make a name for myself in Milwaukee," so you start investigating and go down this wild rabbit hole deep into the ONA boards, ED and the Farms. Three weeks later you show up at a meeting looking like Charlie Kelly waving around printed out screen-shots, a chart of sock-puppet avatars, hollering about archived vids everybody needs to see, but what's wild is that you now believe Rick murdered Bernell Trammell and present the evidence to the chief. The chief grins and says, "Atta boy, rook! Get this kid into the cyber-crime department, pronto!"

Turns out that Fat was the prime suspect all along in the Bernell case, but they just keep the case open to vet rookie cops for promotion to the cyber-crime division, and want Quasi to get paid before Rick gets sent to prison.
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O.k. I admit I'm not up on the deep lore where Fatprick Bloblinson is concerned but who was Bernell Trammel and what is Fatty's connection?
 
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Debtor Dan the Piggy Man. I can see it now

"The transcript says you agreed to the amount stated and signed and dated the form"
"No, stalker, that never happened"
"This copy I have says as much "
"No, stalker, that's just your delusions. I have never signed anything ever, stalker. I do not sign things."

It seems whenever he's really pissed off (and drunk) he replies in an absolute instead of denying the specific claim. "I don't wear underwear" "I never have X". It's made funnier because he's fat. I bet if you pushed him on the pepperoni business you could get him to say "No, stalker, I've never eaten pepperoni ever." Which is a lie; a butcher should always sample his merchandise.
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
O.k. I admit I'm not up on the deep lore where Fatprick Bloblinson is concerned but who was Bernell Trammel and what is Fatty's connection?
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A black Trump supporter from Milwaukee who was murdered in 2020. Pat may have been in the vicinity when the murder went down. And there's a selfie of Pat that would have been right after it where Pat's eye pupils are tiny and he looks...off. Like he's been agitated or something.
 
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Meat Target said:
A black Trump supporter from Milwaukee who was murdered in 2020. Pat may have been in the vicinity when the murder went down. And there's a selfie of Pat that would have been right after it where Pat's eye pupils are tiny and he looks...off. Like he's been agitated or something.
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The suspect in Bernell Trammel's murder was also described as FAT by the police and rode a black bike similar to one that Fatrick owns. Also, Patrick owns a semiauto pistol similar to the murder weapon.
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Piggle Rick said:
What does the “mind the gap” sticker signify?

*Other than him being a fat faggot with bitch tits, which we don’t need a sticker to tell us.
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It's a London Underground thing. It's one of the routine announcements for getting on and off the tube.

It's been styled to match the underground stations.

Here's Baker Street, for example:
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I've never heard the specific "mind the gap" announcement outside London in the UK, but I've not been to every train station either.
 
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Meat Target said:
A black Trump supporter from Milwaukee who was murdered in 2020. Pat may have been in the vicinity when the murder went down. And there's a selfie of Pat that would have been right after it where Pat's eye pupils are tiny and he looks...off. Like he's been agitated or something.
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There's more on ONA but you'd have to search for it. Rick tweeted about Bernell, so knew who he was.
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This was the shooter caught on camera, a hefty looking fellow.
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This was the dead eyed tweet Rick put out the day Bernell was shot and not too long after the shooting.
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Rick has a bike that looks similar to the killers. I only had the funny version of this but it's in his reloading video.
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One of the brothermen showed on a map how close Rick lives to the murder scene but I don't have that, it's on one of their threads though, I think it was something like a 5-10minute walk from the scene.
 
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Associate Rick said:
There's more on ONA but you'd have to search for it. Rick tweeted about Bernell, so knew who he was.
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This was the shooter caught on camera, a hefty looking fellow.
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This was the dead eyed tweet Rick put out the day Bernell was shot and not too long after the shooting.
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Rick has a bike that looks similar to the killers. I only had the funny version of this but it's in his reloading video.
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One of the brothermen showed on a map how close Rick lives to the murder scene but I don't have that, it's on one of their threads though, I think it was something like a 5-10minute walk from the scene.
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My main problem with this theory is the bicycle. I don’t believe that any bike has the structural integrity to support the weight of Fatrick, nor do I believe that the wet brain has the kind of coordination necessary to ride one.
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
My main problem with this theory is the bicycle. I don’t believe that any bike has the structural integrity to support the weight of Fatrick, nor do I believe that the wet brain has the kind of coordination necessary to ride one.
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Maybe it was a special fat-resistant deep state bike made from exotic materials taken from the Roswell crash? This case might go deeper than fatrick's little micro-prick.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Its a british thing. A lot of train stations have a mind the gap sign but this was for Covid I believe.

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Its just another sign that Fatrick is a retarded faggot
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Ah, so based on the link you posted, it’s about “health inequalities”, so it’s some kind of virtue signalling DEI shit. That makes sense. Pat is always such a fan of the current thing.
 
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siegemeister675 said:
Maybe it was a special fat-resistant deep state bike made from exotic materials taken from the Roswell crash? This case might go deeper than fatrick's little micro-prick.
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Listen pal, even with budget cuts and waning public interest the aerospace industry still needs to load-test its assorted new composites somehow. It's win-win: Boeing learns whether their materials can withstand absurd overloading on a 737-MAX and fatty gets a new bike every so often (it takes a few months to manufature a new one each time he breaks the old one).
 
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