Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

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Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
The funniest obituary ever. I think Chelton wrote it herself (I know it's a scraper bot thing but it sounds as retarded as she does).

We are forced to tell you the tragic news that she has died away

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It's like it was written in Chinese then translated to Italian, then Japanese, then into Latin, and finally into English. It was indubitably written by some free trial ai. I don't think I've ever read an obit with such stilted language. The "quote" attribution was punctuated wrongly and just kind of blended into the rest of it. It referenced "both projects" and never clarified what they were. If this was written by a human it was one as skilled as Chelton herself(it wasn't written by a human).
 
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ZB927 said:
No, I don't see anything more recent than 2021 but those are public posts so maybe I can't see more recent posts that are set to friends-only because I'm not a friend? That profile has been active since 2012 so that's a long con game to pretend to be your own sister for 11 years. The "update" account only has posts since January 5th so it's brand new.
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The "update" account isn't brand new. It was created after her old account claimed Lacey needed a social media break.

It looks new because Lacey recently locked down her account and privated most posts. Many of my screenshots from the deep dive on Lacey are from the "update" account that she has since wiped.

Before the wipe, the timing between old account dormancy and new account was consistent.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
It's like it was written in Chinese then translated to Italian, then Japanese, then into Latin, and finally into English. It was indubitably written by some free trial ai. I don't think I've ever read an obit with such stilted language. The "quote" attribution was punctuated wrongly and just kind of blended into the rest of it. It referenced "both projects" and never clarified what they were. If this was written by a human it was one as skilled as Chelton herself(it wasn't written by a human).
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I'm still at work since I posted like 16 hours ago, and maybe I'm just really tired, but... Am I having a stroke? That first paragraph hit me like an orbitoclast.
 
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Smellee Cat said:
If there’s an exact DOB, I’ll run it. I work in a related field
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Apologies, can’t run it. They don’t accept out of country checks, like fuck I’m going to send my credit card number in the mail, and I’m too lazy for a money order. Sorry farmers.

Maybe someone else in the states can do it. Or someone in MN.
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
Given the infrequency of her updates it really looks she's going to pull a Byuu, as in cyber suicide. Her online persona will die, but she will continue to live on, shitting herself into oblivion.
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Looks like I called it, but that was an easy one.

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I'm still at work since I posted like 16 hours ago, and maybe I'm just really tired, but... Am I having a stroke? That first paragraph hit me like an orbitoclast.
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At this point it sounds like you are stuck doing an overnight double (shift, then overnight/really active on-call, then a shift), I thought I remembered them doing away with those. Of course, that was strictly on paper, wink wink nudge nudge.
 
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I remember the early days of Chelsea, when she was just a sped in a neck brace. Assuming this is just a byuu and she isn't really dead, who wants to bet she won't be able to ignore the asspats for long. I don't think she'll revive the account, but I'd put money on her making a new account and trying to hide who she was, only to fail miserably and explode spectacularly for us all to see.
 
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Doesn't matter if she's alive or dead.
LMAO anyway.

Don't we all remember how she was so full of love being a nasty piece of shit if someone tried to be nice to the poor thing?
This will have an impact aaaalll around the universe.
For generations to come we will be warned:
Do not do stiff person people. Never. Find a better cover story.
 
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everybody in Portugal said:
Medfags of the thread: is 'active death' a thing, or does this belong in the above hat-eating entry? Feels like odd phrasing and she uses it repeatedly here so maybe she actually did pick it up from a medical professional, idk...
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Late, but I've only ever heard it phrased "actively dying," never "active death."

To me this makes sense: dying is a process, death is a state. And also I guess it gives the patient their agency~~ but mostly "active death" sounds really weird. Like a casual clothing line designed to get buried in, for Slavs and yoga ladies.

The rest of this update also sounds batshit, but it's all been covered excellently already.
 
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This absolutely sounds like someone who is grieving for their recently deceased sister. Who in the world would be caring about checking their sister's social media at such a time?
Who would number of views possibly be important to?

CHELSEA!

thought - is the death tiktok generating $?
 
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