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god he sounds like such an ass it shouldn't be legal at this state.
Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
- Thread starter Juan But Not Forgotten
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"New bug: Pressing the + key brings the framerate up to 60. Planning on removing later."
"New panties: Duct tape over the vagoo. Buff: Who gives a fuck."
- YanSim Progress Update, September 2056
"New panties: Duct tape over the vagoo. Buff: Who gives a fuck."
- YanSim Progress Update, September 2056
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He sounds like such a whiny asshole. Y'know I really wouldn't care if he play games if there was more to do in his "game." Also not even lets players I watch stream for 10 hours unless it's for something special like a charity event or something.
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Really giving that boob mousepad a workout, huh.
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Jackieboy, I never said it was you. Hell, if you were to read the thing I posted, you would see that it said anonymous asked.
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Jack, you are Eva's white knight so you're at "war" with anybody who dislikes him or the game.
Knowing how you act we can expect more kiwi farm criticism from you.
LucasSomething
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https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...hat_are_your_biggest_concerns_about_the_game/
>"Trust me, i can work solo for the next 6 months without needing help."
>"You're stupid, it's impossible for me to produce yandere sim all by myself."
Why the fuck won't you hire someone to help then?
The kickstarter is mainly to hire people to make him new assets, so he can put them in the game, not a team of programmers/writers/etc. Why? Because that's 90% of what he does. According to his answers, it doesn't seem like Alex actually "works" on anything, he buys/steals/receives random assets and drops them into the game.
He has stuff waiting there for months but didn't implement yet because...??? He is either super lazy, doesn't know how to code or doesn't want to "waste all the content" he has and spend months with nothing. None of this shit matters. It's all pointless because the kickstarter is supposed to get him better assets anyways. What about the promised mechanics that aren't in? A real rival? Actual progress?
I made joke before about Alex just adding random shit every few weeks but that's exactly what he does. Why even care so much about assets? He could have AAA quality assets and the game would still be shit the same low fps buggy shit with almost nothing to do.
>"Trust me, i can work solo for the next 6 months without needing help."
>"You're stupid, it's impossible for me to produce yandere sim all by myself."
Why the fuck won't you hire someone to help then?
The kickstarter is mainly to hire people to make him new assets, so he can put them in the game, not a team of programmers/writers/etc. Why? Because that's 90% of what he does. According to his answers, it doesn't seem like Alex actually "works" on anything, he buys/steals/receives random assets and drops them into the game.
He has stuff waiting there for months but didn't implement yet because...??? He is either super lazy, doesn't know how to code or doesn't want to "waste all the content" he has and spend months with nothing. None of this shit matters. It's all pointless because the kickstarter is supposed to get him better assets anyways. What about the promised mechanics that aren't in? A real rival? Actual progress?
I made joke before about Alex just adding random shit every few weeks but that's exactly what he does. Why even care so much about assets? He could have AAA quality assets and the game would still be shit the same low fps buggy shit with almost nothing to do.
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It constantly unnerves me that he acts like receiving volunteer assets is a burden for him to implement. He almost never sounds thankful for the people who make his game for free. It's disgraceful that he doesn't even offer his volunteers some sort of commission at all for their efforts, even if it's just a small boon.
Sell some of those plush anime titties and pay your artists, Eva!
Sell some of those plush anime titties and pay your artists, Eva!
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I don't think he's competent enough to even figure out that. If you can't figure out Unity, you can't figure out anything bar Tyrano.
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I thought we all agreed that's exactly what he does, and has been doing for the last 2 years.
Losing his main (and only) modeler means he now has to go back to relying on (stealing) store assets and trying to pass them off as original, instead of the stuff Druelbozo made which actually was original (I think).
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At this point, I think it's almost safe to assume that is Druel left, he probably didn't do too much modeling. Or baring that, he too stole assets, but tweaked them to where they weren't as blatant, unlike Eva.
SomewhatNormal
kiwifarms.net
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Like many people I joined this website because of this thread. How I got involved with the game in general is simple.
It was the summer of 2015 and I decided to watch some Markiplier videos (don't judge, I was bored) and that day he had uploaded a video called "DO YOU LOVE ME, SENPAI?" And so I clicked on it.
Truthfully I thought the game was awesome. According to Yanderedev (and the people who played the game) it was a parody of the Yandere stereotype and since I don't know a single thing about anime I just went with it. From then on, since the gap between the Yandere Simulator videos on Markiplier's channel was literally months I decided to go to another channel, Kubz Scouts (once again don't judge).
The only way I followed that game was through Jay mainly because Alex's voice creeped me out a bit.
I was so excited for the game. It had so much potential! It seemed really cool and like a fun idea. This game seemed like it would be a huge success.
Back when this page was only around 30-32 pages (too lazy to go back and find the date) I decided to go to Tumblr and look through the Yandere Simulator tag. All I saw was fan art, head canons, AUs, and other shit like that until I came across a blog called "StopYandereDev"
As I was reading the anti Alex blog I thought the person was just being too hard on Dev and then I got to the posts saying that he was a pedo and wrote rape fics. So, instead of just listening to some random teen on Tumblr, I looked up "Evaxephon" and that was the end of that. That's how I found this website and realized how shitty Alex really is.
I never liked how he complained about emails. It was like a kid complaining about his toy breaking. He threw it across the room what did he think would happen? The moment Alex said "send me bug reports!" he should have known he was going to get a lot of emails.
Now that I have opened my eyes to what a shitty developer and person Alex/Eva/dollar store version of a boy I had a crush on in middle school is I'm not as easily impressed and I'm convinced that it would have happened sooner or later. Watch this video with the OH SO AMAZING new motion capture animation he put in
The way Kokona moves around is so stiff and looks so unnatural. I know nothing about game developing but honestly he's not even trying at this point.
The whole panty thing never bothered me before because, once again, I know nothing about anime. But now that I've been exposed to this and know how things actually work in Japan this is really creepy.
Basically what I'm trying to say is that he probably has until the end of the summer to be loved and have his dick sucked but after that I am 100% sure we will never hear from him again.
No, get Mike Z to react to this game. Eva will stop developing this game at the drop of a hat.
It was the summer of 2015 and I decided to watch some Markiplier videos (don't judge, I was bored) and that day he had uploaded a video called "DO YOU LOVE ME, SENPAI?" And so I clicked on it.
Truthfully I thought the game was awesome. According to Yanderedev (and the people who played the game) it was a parody of the Yandere stereotype and since I don't know a single thing about anime I just went with it. From then on, since the gap between the Yandere Simulator videos on Markiplier's channel was literally months I decided to go to another channel, Kubz Scouts (once again don't judge).
The only way I followed that game was through Jay mainly because Alex's voice creeped me out a bit.
I was so excited for the game. It had so much potential! It seemed really cool and like a fun idea. This game seemed like it would be a huge success.
Back when this page was only around 30-32 pages (too lazy to go back and find the date) I decided to go to Tumblr and look through the Yandere Simulator tag. All I saw was fan art, head canons, AUs, and other shit like that until I came across a blog called "StopYandereDev"
As I was reading the anti Alex blog I thought the person was just being too hard on Dev and then I got to the posts saying that he was a pedo and wrote rape fics. So, instead of just listening to some random teen on Tumblr, I looked up "Evaxephon" and that was the end of that. That's how I found this website and realized how shitty Alex really is.
I never liked how he complained about emails. It was like a kid complaining about his toy breaking. He threw it across the room what did he think would happen? The moment Alex said "send me bug reports!" he should have known he was going to get a lot of emails.
Now that I have opened my eyes to what a shitty developer and person Alex/Eva/dollar store version of a boy I had a crush on in middle school is I'm not as easily impressed and I'm convinced that it would have happened sooner or later. Watch this video with the OH SO AMAZING new motion capture animation he put in
The way Kokona moves around is so stiff and looks so unnatural. I know nothing about game developing but honestly he's not even trying at this point.
The whole panty thing never bothered me before because, once again, I know nothing about anime. But now that I've been exposed to this and know how things actually work in Japan this is really creepy.
Basically what I'm trying to say is that he probably has until the end of the summer to be loved and have his dick sucked but after that I am 100% sure we will never hear from him again.
No, get Mike Z to react to this game. Eva will stop developing this game at the drop of a hat.
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The face in that video looks like a potato. As for the video itself, not really much of a worthy update to make unless he intends volunteers to follow his every whim.
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That website is so goddamn ugly. The text is also hard to read with that saturated pink background and the shadow.
And did he get a new artist? This shit is fucking ugly - moreso than the stuff drawn by the other girl.
And did he get a new artist? This shit is fucking ugly - moreso than the stuff drawn by the other girl.
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and again the passive agressive act for the email problem
for fuck sake Eva.
(also the website looks ugly and basic I learned about the base of coding a website this year and even I could pull of a website like this, did it seriously took him WEEKS for that ? You can't even read the text correctly with that pink background)
for fuck sake Eva.
(also the website looks ugly and basic I learned about the base of coding a website this year and even I could pull of a website like this, did it seriously took him WEEKS for that ? You can't even read the text correctly with that pink background)
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Tried downloading the launcher. Got a popup telling me it's suspicious.
Great game.
Great game.
SomewhatNormal
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Eva, probably: "okay so you can't win the game yet, one of the enemies has been stuck in front of that tree for two years now and Yandere Simulator is probably the buggiest game to ever exist. TIME TO BUILD A WEBSITE!"
LucasSomething
kiwifarms.net
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It's online: http://yanderesimulator.com/
YandereChan looks too sexual in these drawings, it gives the idea that it's a hentai or fetish game (well, it kinda is...)
Also, half the contact page is useless. You want to make a question/suggestion/request? too bad, Alex isn't taking those. Also, you want to do anything else? He just shows you his email. So what's the point again? The "volunteer" one is especially bad because even before you answer, Yandere will already be holding a knife. Like, not even a polite refusal, if you're not +18 and didn't read the thing you should die.
YandereChan looks too sexual in these drawings, it gives the idea that it's a hentai or fetish game (well, it kinda is...)
Also, half the contact page is useless. You want to make a question/suggestion/request? too bad, Alex isn't taking those. Also, you want to do anything else? He just shows you his email. So what's the point again? The "volunteer" one is especially bad because even before you answer, Yandere will already be holding a knife. Like, not even a polite refusal, if you're not +18 and didn't read the thing you should die.