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I was going to say hookers and blow, but that works too.
Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
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caffeinated_wench
kiwifarms.net
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Don't forget the outfits for said doll!
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Anonymous asked:
Omg someone on kiwifarms just made a comment about my previous ask on your blog explaining SJWs and how all they say is autism (I JUST SHARTED) they are probably going to make a comment about this ask too lmao (grabs a popcorn packet)
OMG! They think I have father issues. I call YandereDev daddy as a fucking joke! It’s not supposed to be sexual like people on tumblr think and it’s not serious like the people on Kiwi think. It’s a joke! He’s just supposed to be my father in the joke, and Samus is my mother. Am I not allowed to jokingly call someone “daddy”?
Omg someone on kiwifarms just made a comment about my previous ask on your blog explaining SJWs and how all they say is autism (I JUST SHARTED) they are probably going to make a comment about this ask too lmao (grabs a popcorn packet)
OMG! They think I have father issues. I call YandereDev daddy as a fucking joke! It’s not supposed to be sexual like people on tumblr think and it’s not serious like the people on Kiwi think. It’s a joke! He’s just supposed to be my father in the joke, and Samus is my mother. Am I not allowed to jokingly call someone “daddy”?
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Anonymous asked:
So apparently there's a war going on between YandereDev haters (kiwifarms) and YandereDev.
So apparently there's a war going on between YandereDev haters (kiwifarms) and YandereDev.
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Nah, if anyone here actually hates him, I'd say they're taking this way too seriously. He's a sperg on the internet, and so is everyone on this forum.
But lol that guy is extra stupid.
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I don't. He may aggravate me, but I don't despise him, let alone hate.
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Well, we don't hate YandereDev; we just find him kinda creepy and think he's a very incompetent programmer/game designer/project director. Nothing wrong with saying so, and we're not going out of our way to tell him so. If he or someone else is reading that and taking offense, well, that's your problem. Stop lurking. At most, some of us wish that he'd hand over the reigns of Yandere Simulator to someone else so that real work on the game can begin and a project that isn't comprised of store bought assets, possibly stolen and un-credited assets, horrible optimization and schoolgirl panties can be played and enjoyed.
And we find your...parental delusions creepy because most people grow out of that shit by the time they're old enough to be allowed on the internet without their real parents looking over their shoulders.
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Jack should stop while he's ahead. Nobody in the right mind would call another human being, “daddy.” Unless of course, they were 12 or they were the type of people who sexualize it.
It's disturbing for a 17 year old to call a 28 year old man, daddy. Where are his parents ? (I'm pretty sure that's how old they are, I apologize if I'm wrong. )
Is this even a war? Did we start a war?
I've got news for Jack. Having first amendment rights is NOT starting a war. If we raided Dev's chat room or spammed his email, I guess that could be considered a “war.”
Are we not allowed to express our views on his Daddy Devpai? He reeks of hypocrisy.
Then again, we are talking about the same Jack who deleted threads on the Wikia that said anything negative about Dev.
It's disturbing for a 17 year old to call a 28 year old man, daddy. Where are his parents ? (I'm pretty sure that's how old they are, I apologize if I'm wrong. )
Is this even a war? Did we start a war?
I've got news for Jack. Having first amendment rights is NOT starting a war. If we raided Dev's chat room or spammed his email, I guess that could be considered a “war.”
Are we not allowed to express our views on his Daddy Devpai? He reeks of hypocrisy.
Then again, we are talking about the same Jack who deleted threads on the Wikia that said anything negative about Dev.
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When will we see Eva post something like this on the blog? (found it finally lolz)
Edit: I don't hate him ether...I just hope he'll grow up and at least tone it down on the pantsu fetish
Edit: I don't hate him ether...I just hope he'll grow up and at least tone it down on the pantsu fetish
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No, Jack. You're not allowed to jokingly call someone "daddy," actually, you weirdo.
And to add to everyone else's sentiments: I'm not a Dev hater, I'm just certainly not a Dev lover.
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Reading through evas blog.
For plenty of us you did all three already.
How long could it possibly take you to make a website? We were able to make full websites with links, pictures, etc in a single day back in 7th grade! It's taking you weeks! But what else can we expect from the greatest game developer of all time?
I want to make sure that I never disappoint them, let them down, or lose their respect!
The game’s official website is 99% finished. I hope to roll it out within the next few days!
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Its a war for Alex and Jack to make sure everybody loves YanSim.
Yanderedev haters? I don't hate you Alex I think your very funny in fact. You too Jack your quite the comedian with your daddy jokes and one year bans on wiki. Good luck on finishing Yandere sim 2D Jack. Don't take any shortcuts or put too many easter egg mods like your father.
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Is he ever going to post his website? He said it was almost done a few weeks ago, no? This better be one cool complex site because even a novice could make a basic little thing with images in a day.
I want to see if his other programming skills may be better than his JavaScript ones.
I want to see if his other programming skills may be better than his JavaScript ones.
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<html>
<body>
<img scr="dancingbaby.gif">
<h>HI THIS IS EVA'S SITE!!!!</h>
</body>
</html>
Or something like that. Just add some other dumb gifs and poorly programmed PHP calenders.
And a bunch of unclosable pop-ups advertising panties.
<body>
<img scr="dancingbaby.gif">
<h>HI THIS IS EVA'S SITE!!!!</h>
</body>
</html>
Or something like that. Just add some other dumb gifs and poorly programmed PHP calenders.
And a bunch of unclosable pop-ups advertising panties.
Base Dragon Salad
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Evaxephon's gone and taken to reddit asking what the 'public perception of the game is like right now.'
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...hat_are_your_biggest_concerns_about_the_game/
Instead of taking it as valid criticism, it looks more like he's promoting a circlejerk about him and he's just trying to deflect anything people say. Plus he's almost certainly lying through his teeth to make himself look better:
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...hat_are_your_biggest_concerns_about_the_game/
Instead of taking it as valid criticism, it looks more like he's promoting a circlejerk about him and he's just trying to deflect anything people say. Plus he's almost certainly lying through his teeth to make himself look better:
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Why in the world would Eva be working on easter eggs at all? WHAT IS THE POINT?
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Only one hour or less on easter eggs, guys! ONE HOUR! 
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Well when you get as good at stealing assets as he has you don't need more than an hour.
Base Dragon Salad
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Also on the topic of reddit, he recently commented that he's only ever had one paid volunteer
Also, he's complaining that he's working 12 hour days for $3.5k per month when he just spent the last 14 hours or so replying to various comments.
On top of the fact that according to the wiki he's had more than 50 volunteers, thirty of whom are active, only paying one is frankly disgraceful. Plus, Druelbozo left, which means he is not paying any volunteers, pocketing all 5k of the patreon money.
Also, he's complaining that he's working 12 hour days for $3.5k per month when he just spent the last 14 hours or so replying to various comments.
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Eva may be a shitty dev, but he knows how to keep the fandom alive.
If it wouldn't be for the "Flavor of the month" , his fanbase would be dead, no better said, his game would be dead. Without his asspats and constant "Devpai! Devpai! Daddy Dev!" he would give up Yan Sim entirely. And I don't think anyone would play the game if he updates it whenever he stops jerking himself off(which is never).
Eva is lucky that people commissioned stuff for Yan Sim, or else I am sure Druelbozo would have left earlier, because I don't think he paid him a reasonable salary.
If it wouldn't be for the "Flavor of the month" , his fanbase would be dead, no better said, his game would be dead. Without his asspats and constant "Devpai! Devpai! Daddy Dev!" he would give up Yan Sim entirely. And I don't think anyone would play the game if he updates it whenever he stops jerking himself off(which is never).
When Druelbozo left, you could already say the game lost someone very important. I am happy he left Eva to work for a company, because he had wasted his talent and time working for a lolcow like him.
Eva is lucky that people commissioned stuff for Yan Sim, or else I am sure Druelbozo would have left earlier, because I don't think he paid him a reasonable salary.