Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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how would someone escape debt by being swatted?
I think I can get myself into Rick mode and explain this: he thinks when they find out who the SWATTers are since Patirck is expertly setting up the evidence they're Quasi-tied through his public tweets, Fat will be able to tell the judge "see, these are my atalkers, they gave me this debt, which is felonious telephone harassment, child" and the judge will say "debt dismissed" and then Pat can turn to the atalkers and say "enjoy prison stalkers" and the judge will then say "that'll do, pig, that'll do."
 
how would someone escape debt by being swatted?
This is pat we are talking about. He likely thinks if he can prove they are all elite stalkers who want to harm him, he can also claim the legal case that went against him is in the wrong, and in fact is only furthering the harassment.

Not to mention, he can likely sue some people. Its free money, and anytime someone tweets something at him that he does not like, he can just point out how he beat his stalkers. Likely run a little game on that as well "how I beat my nazi stalkers because of my amazing social rights activism, you can learn my secrets in this series of tweets."

I was going to say he could write a book about it, but we all know how well he is at putting out work. Even thought podcasts, but the lazy shit would just tweet about it. He loves his twitter with all his heart, its the only thing he sees as bringing value to his life.
 
Pat: Not in any pickle at all, stalker.

Lol. How can he stand to be around himself? He’s so dumb and weird.

its also a crime. If someone took credit it could get them in legal trouble. i do hope whoever is doing it is dumb enough to admit to it though.
Yeah, I shouldn’t have said it was funny. I laughed at the recording his neighbor made, but the situation itself isn’t humorous and I’ll be happy when it stops.

I meant “credit” as in a “wink wink” type thing.
 
This is pat we are talking about. He likely thinks if he can prove they are all elite stalkers who want to harm him, he can also claim the legal case that went against him is in the wrong, and in fact is only furthering the harassment.

Not to mention, he can likely sue some people. Its free money, and anytime someone tweets something at him that he does not like, he can just point out how he beat his stalkers. Likely run a little game on that as well "how I beat my nazi stalkers because of my amazing social rights activism, you can learn my secrets in this series of tweets."

I was going to say he could write a book about it, but we all know how well he is at putting out work. Even thought podcasts, but the lazy shit would just tweet about it. He loves his twitter with all his heart, its the only thing he sees as bringing value to his life.
He thinks he can sue his money back, and make some profit.
Spoiler: he won't.
 
Does Patrick know you can block people?
I don't reply "no stalker you don't need my bank information child" to smishing, I just block and move on?
It's just so odd. It's been years now. When will he see that replying doesn't work?
If he was smart enough to know that blocking people and ignoring them is the best course of action, then he wouldn't have become a beloved lolcow.
 
how would someone escape debt by being swatted?
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I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand little baby infant child.
 
Because Fatrick unironically believes he can get the debt waived if he connects the lolsuit to an actual criminal conspiracy against his life.

I realize he has a logic so far removed from any conventional definition of the term, however, how could he come to this bizarre conclusion?

Have there been any cases of a sued person being absolved of said debt or claim following a later assault on them by the suer?
I.e. unreasonable force in an attempt to collect the debt?
 
I realize he has a logic so far removed from any conventional definition of the term, however, how could he come to this bizarre conclusion?
He is very very stupid. He just hides it better than cows like Chris and Phil do, so when he acts as dumb as they do it’s more likely to cause jaws to drop.

It makes sense in his addled brain because it’s what he wants to happen. Like Chris, Patrick thinks it makes sense to everyone else as well, except for the people who are actually dumb or just fucking with him.

Take any stupid thing Pat says and pretend Chris said it. We’d chuckle and say, “Autism speaks again, I see.”
 
He is very very stupid. He just hides it better than cows like Chris and Phil do
It gets lost in all the Pat lore but remember: When the pests were baiting him with false info about Canyon Boykin he produced fake messages left on his mailbox. Likewise the video of the vandal who just happens to resemble a certain pigman with a pen light in his mouth. Even earlier, much before Norm/11 he posted a alleged photoshop of the cover of his novel made by "trolls".

This man absolutely revels in his victimhood and I'm 100% if somebody would track down his old classmates they'd have some stories to tell about piggy.
 
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The Boys at Mr. Owen's house down the street are having a field day with our Patty. I'm just glad he seems to face his problem like a reasonable, collected, smart, non-reality-denier adult, yaknow? Good for him.

Seriously, if I were SpaceEdge, I wouldn't risk it without a condom. At this point I'm 99% sure Pat is the only recorded man in history conceived through butt sex. It could happen a second time, is all I'm saying...

My favourite part:

The whole being unable to not reply so he replies then deletes his comment immediately after writing it is just peak Pat behaviour. This man is a fucking bundle of OCD and neurotic thought patterns; "it doesn't matter if I delete the comment, what matters is I correcTed the record."
And the way he randomly keeps sending his "You are going to prison, stalker" copy paste in between every few messages, and the way he's added parts to it that just make it sound even weirder; this guy is absolutely on the autistic spectrum.
 
And the way he randomly keeps sending his "You are going to prison, stalker" copy paste in between every few messages, and the way he's added parts to it that just make it sound even weirder; this guy is absolutely on the autistic spectrum.
Imagine how a normal person responds to just disagreeing with someone and the weird psycho they're talking to is suddenly threatening them with prison for no apparent reason.
 
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