Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JackoVerde]

He's getting closer to looking like DSP every day. They both have the same balding pattern at the widow's peak and they both think they're hot shit.

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speaking of phil, he actually has some Polish heritage in him
phil claims the italian heritage but he on;y gets it on one side from his mom.

 

[waffle]

This gluttonous pig can't wait until after the stream to eat like it's from a trough, then leave disgusting food particles in his beard like a slob?

Very disrespectful of his audience, but then, he must hate himself for now having such a completely shit audience. No wonder he treats them with contempt.


They literally advertise it as "your second dick that never goes soft." The marketing is obvious. The Balldo is the "I'm proud to be a cuck" of sex toys, except in this case "I'm proud to be an impotent whiskey-dicked jackass." Why anyone would boast about having one of these is beyond me.

He's literally the poster child of limpdickery. Well, the poster old man anyway.

I've never seen the website other than when Jim went through it, and the weird knotting implications must have knocked everything else out of my brain. So here I am, thinking about jt like somebody who's dick works.

I didn't think the balldo could get more embarrassing.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Somehow, Drunkieta felt just ignoring possibly the most important legal event of the year was okay, and thinks he can now reclaim that by giving his stale, lukewarm, out of date takes days later.

In fairness, he was on Crowder for multiple minutes during the day Tuesday so he's fully justified in taking the night off.

 

[RotPockets]

I've never seen the website other than when Jim went through it, and the weird knotting implications must have knocked everything else out of my brain. So here I am, thinking about jt like somebody who's dick works.

I didn't think the balldo could get more embarrassing.

Now picture the logistics of it. Both of them on all fours, ass to ass, with his balls locked in her ass like a discontented animal waiting for the swelling to go down. His grey flaccid member flopping lifelessly under his frame like a dead waterlogged worm in a puddle, sputtering feebly on the sheets unable to maintain an erection, Experiencing what is advertised as a “ballgasm” which would more aptly be seen as a pathetic act of submission more akin to a defeated beast urinating on its own upturned stomach. Unable to look back at your disappointed partner to coordinate a way to remove your shit covered scrotum from her dimpled ass. Four pimple covered bags of cottage cheese locked together across the chasm of your disgust, both afraid to look back to face what you’ve become.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Now picture the logistics of it. Both of them on all fou-

Please spoiler your fanfics with a nsfw warning.

 

[Maraschino]

Degeneracy

I can't rate this as Islamic because I sincerely believe this is the kind of shit that Al Qaeda would use to justify destroying the west.

 

[MudPeople]

The downfall of Rackets needs to be a documentary...pretty wild. Also, does anyone know why he's been wearing both wedding bands recently? The blue elastic sporty one and then the metal one.. one on each ring finger? Is Lady Rackets threatening to swing if he doesn't? Not sure if I saw it addressed or anyone ask/care on his Lolcows

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The Right Opinion usually does that for inernet personalities, I'll be waiting for Rekeita's in a few yeasrs.

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The bits of food stuck in the beard for 40 minutes looked terrific. Top drawer.

He brags about cooking, why is he always eating ramen? He could rant while he cooks. It'll at least be something to watch.

 

[AnOminous]

Now picture the logistics of it.

Jihad on you.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

He brags about cooking, why is he always eating ramen?

Because everything Nick does serves as a means to an end to reach his need for instant gratification. “Cooking“ ramen, Balldo‘s, MDMA use, drinking, farming locals nudes. All actions done with minimal effort to satiate immediate desires.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Now picture the logistics of it

I don't need to picture it, you were extremely descriptive and I'm not likely to forget that cursed image anytime soon.
The Balldo is a product of a depraved mind, and a sign of the Coming Darkness.

 

[Captain Manning]

Somehow, Drunkieta felt just ignoring possibly the most important legal event of the year was okay

I think you're actually underselling it.

This is a legal event that simply hasn't happened before in the almost 247 year history of the United States.

I think Nixon might have come very close to unlocking the indictment achievement, but for the fact that Ford gave him a blanket pardon.

That Nick is waxing about the most inanely stupid shit in the face of all that, or griping about @Himedall All-seeing Waifu correctly pointing out how it's dumb to have a loud fedposter in your community, is actually pretty amazing. Nick is out of his goddamned mind. His priorities are wack. It makes no sense whatsoever. I don't even know who watches him anymore, except to farm for clips of him acting like an idiot.

It's funny though, I guess.

 

[Potatoherder]

Not super impressive on Rumble and you can tell his stalling hurt him on not only rants but viewers. By being so erratic on streaming he is forcing people to go elsewhere.

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Someone did send him $20 to make Nick aware everyone knows he is going bald. Someone else is rubbing some salt in his Vic wounds.

Lowain	Nick I think you're starting to lose your hair. Stop that
TriX91	With Chris Aellone winning his defamation suit does Vic have a chance at winning his appeal

 

[Hraf]

Somehow, Drunkieta felt just ignoring possibly the most important legal event of the year was okay, and thinks he can now reclaim that by giving his stale, lukewarm, out of date takes days later.

Trump indictment? Old, busted, boring. Zzz, nap time.
Weekly circlejerk the next day? How could he miss cooming with the boys?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

The wall isn't just for women!

Gollum Rekieta.

Now I can't get the mental image of Rackets face pasted over Gollum's as he holds the Balldo with a gleeful expression on his face while saying "my preecioussss"

 

[Strix454]

I think Nixon might have come very close to unlocking the indictment achievement, but for the fact that Ford gave him a blanket pardon.

The pardon in Nixon's case was a federal pardon. Under similar legal theories he could have been indicted at the state level. But eventually there was a consensus to use the bar discipline procedures to put him on a sort-of trial instead.. New York disbarred him in 1976 after something they made look like a trial for "obstruction of justice".

 

[MudPeople]

Not super impressive on Rumble and you can tell his stalling hurt him on not only rants but viewers. By being so erratic on streaming he is forcing people to go elsewhere.


Someone did send him $20 to make Nick aware everyone knows he is going bald. Someone else is rubbing some salt in his Vic wounds.

Lowain	Nick I think you're starting to lose your hair. Stop that
TriX91	With Chris Aellone winning his defamation suit does Vic have a chance at winning his appeal

Keeping to a schedule gives his audience a structure to adhere to and makes it a routine in their lives to check out his stream. It works for FNT and many others. Being erratic just makes it too much of a trouble to keep up with him. Gradually fewer and fewer people are going to bother tuning in to the Rekieta show. He'll get less and less money and loose even more interest in streaming. I'm expecting it to be a spiral, if it isn't already.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I explained Balldo to my boyfriend and now I'm single.
Thank you Nick!

 

[AnOminous]

The pardon in Nixon's case was a federal pardon. Under similar legal theories he could have been indicted at the state level. But eventually there was a consensus to use the bar discipline procedures to put him on a sort-of trial instead.. New York disbarred him in 1976 after something they made look like a trial for "obstruction of justice".

Something similar happened to Clinton. Because of the careful way he couched his "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" answer, after making the judge define "sexual relations," he was technically not guilty of perjury. He still lost his law license under the general catch-all rule 8.4 for just being a disgrace in general. In his case, the rule prohibits a lawyer to "engage in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation[.]"

But that's what lawyers do! you may say. Well, yeah, but sometimes it crosses the line. It's when it becomes EMBARRASSING that it breaks the rule.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Something similar happened to Clinton. Because of the careful way he couched his "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" answer, after making the judge define "sexual relations," he was technically not guilty of perjury. He still lost his law license under the general catch-all rule 8.4 for just being a disgrace in general. In his case, the rule prohibits a lawyer to "engage in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation[.]"

But that's what lawyers do! you may say. Well, yeah, but sometimes it crosses the line. It's when it becomes EMBARRASSING that it breaks the rule.

Hopefully that happens to Nick.

 

[Maude Snew]

the Coming Darkness.

Did I miss him announcing another Drexel stream? No, that's the cooming darkness, my mistake.