Containment What If?

[CatParty]

shit himself and do nothing

 

[Frenda]

remember when Chris presumably bought HeartGold/SoulSilver three fucking times so he could walk around with three PokeWalkers?

something equally as autistic, i'm sure.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Starbucks made a Frappucino flavor of Chris' pants?

Spoiler

Dirty FRAPPED Briefs!

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris became blind?

 

[LAM]

What if Chris became blind?

Crap his pants and do nothing, and be dependent on his ailing mother. A more serious answer would be him and Barb forced into a care home.

What if Chris became blind with that brain disease that causes blindness, where the victim doesn't know they're blind? I.E. his imagination, based on other senses, will be interpreted by his brain as sight. (Ref: Oliver Sacks "The Last Hippie")

 

[Luvs2Sperg789]

what would have happened if Chris didn't use ebay to scam people, and instead used it to sell Transformers and Leggos?

 

[Donald Duck]

What if Starbucks made a Frappucino flavor of Chris' pants?

Spoiler

Dirty FRAPPED Briefs!

I actually read that as "Fap-pucino" at first... in which case, the answer is:

Spoiler: It goes down salty

 

[CWCissey]

What if Starbucks made a Frappucino flavor of Chris' pants?

Spoiler

Dirty FRAPPED Briefs!

It would be just like Starbucks other drinks (asking for obscene amounts of money for essentially nothing)

 

[Toki Wartooth]

what would have happened if Chris didn't use ebay to scam people, and instead used it to sell Transformers and Leggos?

He would probably still make money begging videos anyway. The money he would earn for the sales would be used back to buy more crap.

What if Chris could actually play a Wooden Nickel guitar and not a Guitar Hero one?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

He would probably still make money begging videos anyway. The money he would earn for the sales would be used back to buy more crap.

What if Chris could actually play a Wooden Nickel guitar and not a Guitar Hero one?

His chances of getting laid would increase significantly, but only up from a negative number to zero.

What if all of Bob's clothes were for sale?

 

[feedtheoctopus]

lol, no. he's barred from half of the places in his town. and he's lazy.

remember this:

Dear god I've never seen anybody fail at push ups so badly

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris got shot by the jerkops and all his fellow spergs started "autist lives matter"?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris snuck into the Sonic 25th anniversary party and went on stage to promote Sonichu and explain why he and Sega should work together to make his dreams a reality?

 

[Meat_Puppet]

What if Chris was forced to pay for his crimes (by means of community service)?

 

[Toki Wartooth]

What if Chris was forced to pay for his crimes (by means of community service)?

He would try to find the easiest way to do his community service like he probably did before.
What if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys were a hard rock/metal band?

 

[Meat_Puppet]

He would try to find the easiest way to do his community service like he probably did before.
What if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys were a hard rock/metal band?

They would make Winger sound amazing by comparison.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if 14BC became sentient?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if 14BC became sentient?

It would cough, hack, weeze, and occasionally vomit from all the pollution the Chandlers have infested it with.

 

[normankrasner]

What if 14BLC was a Poke Stop?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a frog?