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The fact that the idiot who did their piercings didn't tell them they're going too far makes me rather sad. Not THAT sad, there's a cornucopia of crazy in those eyes. Also her actions and claims.
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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Sleazy Car Salesman
Believe me when I say that I will take your money
True & Honest Fan
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They did a civil service by allowing her to wear her red flags right on her homely face.
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Another of the muses behind Negative XP's opus, "Scott Pilgrim vs the World Ruined a Generation of Women".
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What happens when this person is near magnets?
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MS Paint Gigachad
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Something akin to Magnet Shroom from Plants Vs Zombies 2
I wouldve wanted a gif of the interaction with a punk zombie, but this is the best I could find:
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Usually these kind of people have social circles consisting almost exclusively of other Tumblrettes, so that even a normie guy seems strange and interesting to them. One of the few cases where speaking your mind and "being yourself" actually works.
Of course you might succeed at getting yourself a BPD loon who will try to ruin you over some petty bullshit later on, but that sounds like a risk you're willing to take.
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i saw "neo pagan" in the thread title and expected to find long haired bearded men who listen to viking metal and wear little mjolnir amulets, cause i knew a few guys like that a while ago and they really liked talking about wotan, frey, surt, jormungand, yggdrasil and all that stuff.
boy was i wrong. this is so much worse holy shit.
boy was i wrong. this is so much worse holy shit.
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You still see these sorts around but they've largely been outnumbered by the super predators that are the "Witch" communities. Many of these metalhead dudes got slapped with the nazi label because they're white and HITLERRRRR.
There's some posts about just these kinds of pagans in the thread but they're far less prone to plastering their activity over social media.
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Yeah once the whole "Norse worship = likely white supremacist" took hold in the fruitier pagan circles, a lot of them went underground. They're delightfully embarrassing in the classic cringe sense, the kind I miss from weird websites in the 90s and early 2000s made by Wiccan moms. This new wave of "witches" and "pagans" is a different beast all together.
Speaking of, enjoy some of this classic early web masterpieces as a palette cleanser.
TeenWitch.com (suspiciously made by a man named Milo who looks like a pedophile)
Angelfire Wicca Site (lovingly crafted by Debi)
Mytic Caverns on Tripod (by Ayresta Yentari, please look at the about page with her friends, it's adorable. The art by her friends is also adorable. You'll need to adjust your browser width to view it.)
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Female autism before social media, genderspecialness and critical theory. Just a chubby girl sperging about poetry and dragons.
Embrace tradition
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She just looks so.. normal. She's even got the basic 90s-late 2000s dragon girl tattoos.
Meanwhile this is the guy from TeenWitch.com
He is a true Renaissance man. Also I kept finding him mention that he's "in a band", but when looking up the band itself, he's just the producer. He also made the website in question. It's terrible and I love it.
He's also a little salty I think.
He has websites on so much shit and lists his PO Box somewhere on all of them, so he's easy to look up. Some have been made as late as 2015, but the latest I can find him actively online is 2020.
His Computer Programming Online Textbook
Then I discovered I'm pretty sure Milo started and/or is helping maintain a weed cult. The only mention of it I can seem to find online from searches all lead back to Milo.
Cannabis Clergy (a)
Pr Ntr Kmt (a) (The name is his religion)
Divine Smoke (a)
I'm starting to suspect this Michaelm guy is actually Milo. They're on a lot of his projects listed somewhere.
Which lead me to the only legitimate follower and non-Milo connected guy I could find online.
He has a second youtube.
Also whatever is happening on this website here, but I'm here for it. (a)
Anyway, finally, we're back to Milo. I found what looks to be some sort of schizo babble website, so I don't believe Milo is ok. Other than some tweets, this is the most recent stuff I can find from him.
Some highlights:
EDIT: I've found even more but the rabbit hole of this man's Web 1.0 websites that are still active is deep.
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One day these people will grow up and be very deeply ashamed of the retarded shit they did when they were younger, either that or they double down and troon out so they can live in fantasy land for a few more years
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They’ll get jobs at universities and/or in HR.
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Okay the Mystic Caverns lady is just a cute witch dork it seems. Harmless and adorable, why can't modern witches be like that.
Druveer
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Ah yes, the trans can...time travel
Only 41% though
Only 41% though
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I can't be the only person who read that as "skin suit."
Sargon's wife's son
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I mean I consider this Ukrainian display extremely larping but at least the Ukrainian Nazi Ultra nationalist pagans at least somewhat believe in something unlike these people who use this as a substitute for having a personality or anything interesting going on in their lives