Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[A Sunset]

Pot meet kettle. I'm sure you have much to discuss.
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“You’re ugly” the meth-teethed, unwashed, balding fat man typed, his sausage fingers covered in Dorito grease, audibly gulping and gasping while seated due to his fat gut pressing against his organs.


Some more gems from Twitter’s biggest retard.


Socialism means citizen control, Shame says. I guess citizen control is when at least half of your hard-earned money is taken by the government to be redistributed without any input from you - by the same efficient and conscientious people that make you wait 3 hours at the DMV. That isn’t government control at all. Do you see Shame’s big-brained take?

Also, of course Shame wants socialism - Shame cannot exist without hard-working people’s money. He is a parasite and result of a socialist system. A leech who contributes nothing.

Says the man who consistently forces himself into conversations, drops a petty insults, then ignores blocks people who give actual counter-arguments to his points. At this point Shame should really learn a thing or two from Ben Shapiro since he keeps aping his takes.

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Also, I’m just going to be honest - at this point it’s pretty much established that Shame ”Diddler” Copes is a pedophile. Not joking. He’s ignored every attempt to get him to address his old statements requesting child porn from a stranger. So fuck him.

Shane Edward Nokes is a pedophile.

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[Sumptinsfuckey]

Good Morning Shane. Shane, buddy, bubby, we have to talk. Two things is particular, snd I really, really shouldn't have to tell a man on the downhill side of middle age this, but since you obviously habe a sub 90 IQ, (yeah yeah, I know you claim you're a MENSA certified auto-didact who programmed a flight sim as a fetus but no one, not even you, actually believe that.) It seems I must.

First, about the Darwin Awards. Now I realize that you probably don't actually know what the darwin awards are, because you're retarded, but to be brief, a Darwin is an award for people who removed their genes from humanity through thier own bad, though sometimes entertaining choices. Now sometimes this is due to someone self deleting before they have a chance to have kids, but it doesn't have to be. The key thing is that a person fails to pass on thier genes, due to thier own choices.

And Shane, my friend, my mench, by that standard, YOU qualify for one. You don't have children, you never will have children, and it us entirely due to your own choices. Only instead of it being due to something stupid, yet awesome, like the guy who strapped a JATO to his car, you rendered yourself evolutionarily irrelevent by just being you.

Second, no one was "big mad" about your tweet to Travis Tritt. We thought it was hilarious that a literal nobody, who gets zero engagement on twitter, who has zero friends, and who wastes his life screaming into the void in a vain attempt to get people to pay attention to you, would tell a man with literally hundreds of thousands of fans that "no one cares what he thinks". I know you're a literal moron, but surely even you can see the irony in that?

By the way it's now day 16, and none of us have been arrested, questioned, or contacted by L.E. for the crime of mocking you because you're fat, retarded, ugly, unpleasant, bad smelling, impotent, and useless.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Look, I get that some of you are trying to help a sad man impotently screeching into the void to stop making a constant ass of himself and enact some positive changes in his life, but the simple fact is that lolcows are lolcows exactly because they do not will not heed advice regardless of how many times they fail. You're good people, but Shane is a faggy retard with bitch tits and faggy retards with bitch tits are gonna do what faggy retards with bitch tits do.

He's gonna fail at everything forever and there will be never be a redemption arc.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Socialism means citizen control, Shame says.

This is some low IQ pontificating here. What is "citizen control"? Do all decisions go to a direct democratic vote? Well that's majoritarianism. So do all decisions then fall on elected officials? Well that's government control or communism according to Shame. A cursory examination of Shame's definitions show that it's nothing more than vapid platitudes, just like everything else that flows through his fucked up teeth.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shame,

I have a question for you.

Can you explain more about your falling out with William Shatner?
Just how exactly did your decades of Microsoft SS career get rejected?

Just how exactly did your career at Microsoft come up with Captain Kirk? Were you trying to relate, how you were basically captain of the starship Microsoft (SS class equipped with anti-trans warp drive)? Trying to pressure him into passing on messages to Wil Wheaton via your super real Honest and True credentials?
Did you show him your alumni card???

It must be quite the kick in the balls that such a big celebrity goes out of their way to trash your claims of coding the original version of DOS alongside Bill Gates?
The shame just never ends.

I see how you would find comradery with George Takai during this horrible episode, given that he also supports paedophilia, and brags about his teenage encounters with older men:

https://www.inquisitr.com/4004133/george-takei-pedophilia-tape-posted-by-milo-yiannopoulos

Just like you have stated similar, but wanting to be the older man with younger girls.
It's kind of gross, bro.

"Multiple unpleasant experiences"
Can you show me on the doll where Captain Kirk hit you?
Now I'm thinking that maybe you walked up on Kirk at a convention, and started flashing your Microsoft credentials to get to the front of the line, where he berated you for being a fat loser with forged background?
Did he deny giving you his signature?

Whatever happened between you two, I think it's best you put it behind you. Just imagine this event is George Takai, and you are Shelly Nokes... just spend a moment to take it all in.

You know the old saying,
"Keep your enemies close, but keep your fridge closer..."

Imagine having to walk all the way downstairs to gorge on hot pockets and whole blocks of cheese. Lmao, couldn't be Shane Nokes.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Can you explain more about your falling out with William Shatner?

Shatner is famously an asshole, but every detailed story I've ever encountered of him actually BEING an asshole; well, it's been pretty understandable. If Shatner (don't call him Bill, Shane, you idiot, that's Gates) snapped at Shane it might even be publicly; because if it was private or offline you'd think he'd just downplay and ignore it.

He's gonna fail at everything forever and there will be never be a redemption arc.

nobody expects it at all, it's just a very minor permitted form of cow-tipping when you KNOW the cow is reading their thread

(and it can also be helpful for people reading, after all many of us fat autists could perhaps use some help once we realize that we don't want to end up in the same weight class as Shane)

 

[Associate Rick]

Shame,

I have a question for you.

Can you explain more about your falling out with William Shatner?
Just how exactly did your decades of Microsoft SS career get rejected?

I bet Shame got too close to Shatner at a con, inserted his gunt into Shatners personal space and breathed his fetid broken toothed breath in his face while sperging about his expertise in both Microsoft and asking women for nudes of their underage daughters, Shatner rightfully recoiled and to this day Shame can't over it.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shatner is famously an asshole, but every detailed story I've ever encountered of him actually BEING an asshole; well, it's been pretty understandable. If Shatner (don't call him Bill, Shane, you idiot, that's Gates) snapped at Shane it might even be publicly; because if it was private or offline you'd think he'd just downplay and ignore it.

nobody expects it at all, it's just a very minor permitted form of cow-tipping when you KNOW the cow is reading their thread

(and it can also be helpful for people reading, after all many of us fat autists could perhaps use some help once we realize that we don't want to end up in the same weight class as Shane)

First time I met him he didn't seem like an asshole. He was rather nice. This was the same year I learned that he left the convention early because fuck the rude fans. You probably just have to catch him on a good day. He's old after all. That or like calls to like so I don't see him as an asshole.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

First time I met him he didn't seem like an asshole. He was rather nice. This was the same year I learned that he left the convention early because fuck the rude fans. You probably just have to catch him on a good day. He's old after all. That or like calls to like so I don't see him as an asshole.

yep, having encountered trekkies (especially before the great en-nerding of the world at large; think comic-con before it was all marvel movies all the time) anything less than "whipped out my AK and made the niggers pay" is extremely polite by any human standards

 

[A Sunset]

Can you explain more about your falling out with William Shatner?
Just how exactly did your decades of Microsoft SS career get rejected?

It’s so fucking funny that Shame would specifically say William Shatner made fun of his career at Microsoft before. How the fuck did that happen. I guarantee Shame started sperging out being a cyber hacker putting bullies behind bars and William had the natural reaction - making fun of the attempted Internet Tough Guy antics of the fat man with meth teeth.

Naturally, this made Shame‘s feeling hurt and got him assblasted for life, encouraging George Takei‘s to go after William because of how “cruelly” he was treated. What a fag.

Perhaps this photo is the meeting were Shame was bullied.



Of course pedophile Shane Edward Nokes, who publicly asked for the nudes of an underage girl, would have a soft spot for fellow pedophile George Takei. I wonder if they made plans to diddle children together.


”Hey! This fat tub of lard right here loves molesting kids too!”

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shane "ACAB" Nokes apparently also charitably donated his precious time for years, working as a therapist for law enforcement families decimated by domestic violence

Here we see some classic Nokes:

1. Make wild claim
2. Support that claim with decades of experience / close friendships with those in the industry
3. When claim is disputed, such as by your inability to read a study, double down
4. Deny and insult the individual who is replying with facts to avoid addressing their points
5. Expand previous referenced expert's credentials, and add further association and years of personal experience, as anecdotal evidence (>facts)
6. Accuse the other person of what you are doing, call them a vermin, and block

Notably missing is the reference to Darwin Awards, and fetid salmon. He must have been going easy on them.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Oh shit.

Kiwis, we went too far. Shame has officially snapped and gone full clown mode:

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(Rare family reunion photo of The Nokes included)

I don't know what the fuck song he's talking about, but apparently he's completely over the trans disrespect and was actually trying to support Travis or something. I'm not sure.

It seems he got one over on us, his fake April Fools "I am Fat Tomlinson" joke was apparently a collab effort with him and Steve Harvey, which we failed to recognize and we took credit for it or something.
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Anyway....
Busy day for Ex-Microsoftie Shame.

He had to defend former president Obama, whom he directly worked for whilst an 1337 hacker for microsoft. (He worked decades so multiple presidencies, but Obama was his favorite secret service assignment, methinks.)

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Previously unseen picture of Shame during his Microsoft SS days.
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An adult man saying "big mad"

He's such a lame, tiresome, toothless nerd. He spends all his time trying to start arguments online but he can't even think of clever insults. It's either just crudity ("dumb traitorous sack of shit") or lol quirky reddit terms like "big mad". No wonder he gets zero engagement, he's so easy to write off as another harmless loser on the internet. Actually personally I don't think he deserves a thread, this is the most engagement he gets anywhere and it's obvious he sits here refreshing the page so he can flounce back to Twitter like "I made the kiwis big mad today" and get zero likes on the tweet. Well I'm not big mad, Shane, I'm big bored. Please be significantly more unhinged if you want to live the kind of hellish, negative engagement driven, parasocial nightmare life of the pigman you're somehow the lesser version of, you bland sadsack. There are a million depressed fat virgins throwing out reddit-tier insults on the internet bro.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shane "ACAB" Nokes apparently also charitably donated his precious time for years, working as a therapist for law enforcement families decimated by domestic violence

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Here we see some classic Nokes:

1. Make wild claim
2. Support that claim with decades of experience / close friendships with those in the industry
3. When claim is disputed, such as by your inability to read a study, double down
4. Deny and insult the individual who is replying with facts to avoid addressing their points
5. Expand previous referenced expert's credentials, and add further association and years of personal experience, as anecdotal evidence (>facts)
6. Accuse the other person of what you are doing, call them a vermin, and block

Notably missing is the reference to Darwin Awards, and fetid salmon. He must have been going easy on them.

Shane only knows how to argue with logical fallacies.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Shane -> Shelly trans arc, when?

Please don't give him ideas. We already HAVE a repulsively fat, shut-in, low effort, bullshitting and abusive troon. We don't need a poor copy.

 

[ScooterL]

fellow pedophile George Takei.

Looks like, max, about a three-inch difference to me. I'm calling it 5'8" for Shame.

 

[AnOminous]

I see how you would find comradery with George Takai during this horrible episode, given that he also supports paedophilia, and brags about his teenage encounters with older men:

I like Shatner more every time he completely shits on a lolcow. This is even better than when he mocked John "Moon Rocks" Flynt. He could easily be a Kiwi.

"The day I called you a fat retard was the most important day in your life. But to me, it was a Tuesday."

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Shame hurry up and tell us your super high IQ reason for lusting after little girls. This is going to be brought up on every page here until you respond. You accidentally deflecting from it by posting uglier and uglier pictures is funny but unless you start posting pictures of your hairy asshole or something on twitter (that would totally own us) we have already seen everything there is to see. You are a fat, short, ugly pedo. Also poor. And the whole cast of Star Trek thinks you suck.

 

[A Sunset]

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Looks like, max, about a three-inch difference to me. I'm calling it 5'8" for Shame.

Agreed, all this bullshit of him in front of some weird carnival measurement is crap. You can clearly see his height compared to the people he takes photos with.

Again, here he is next to Kevin Smith who’s 5’8”.



This nigga is barely 2 inches taller. And this is probably in his lifts which add 2 inches. A solid 5’9” Max for Pedophile Shane Edwards Nokes.

If the pedophile wants to dispute this he can make a video next to a tape measure or something. The evidence of his short stature is too overwhelming against him. Am I supposed to ignore the proof in front of my eyes? No. I refuse.

Did I mention that Shane Edward Nokes, alleged former Microsoft employee, is a pedophile? He is. Shane Edward Nokes, from Olympia WA, is a Pedophile who asked for underage girl’s nude photos online.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Since Shelly Nokes steals his healthcare from the homeless, he was searching for a cheap and easy way to begin his HRT transition, and found this post:

https://twitter.com/traivoskini/status/1644396606156857344

This got him all excited to finally be able to become an uwu femboi, when unfortunately kiwifarms had to be mentioned in a reply...

his dreams of obtaining legal gray-area estrogen suddenly exploded in his face, like rotting fetid salmon, upon realization this potential source may now be tainted...

No bother, he will simply post a frontpage tweet calling out the lack of veracity in kiwifarm's claims that the hormones he was about to purchase may be tained:

to restore hope that one day, Shane can shake the Shame and start anew... as Shelly Nokes.

 

[A Sunset]

Since Shelly Nokes steals his healthcare from the homeless, he was searching for a cheap and easy way to begin his HRT transition, and found this post:

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https://twitter.com/traivoskini/status/1644396606156857344

This got him all excited to finally be able to become an uwu femboi, when unfortunately kiwifarms had to be mentioned in a reply...

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his dreams of obtaining legal gray-area estrogen suddenly exploded in his face, like rotting fetid salmon, upon realization this potential source may now be tainted...

No bother, he will simply post a frontpage tweet calling out the lack of veracity in kiwifarm's claims that the hormones he was about to purchase may be tained:

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to restore hope that one day, Shane can shake the Shame and start anew... as Shelly Nokes.

Genuinely, why the fuck would he even find this conversation about HRT in the first place. Is he looking it up? Following tranny accounts? I think you’re correct that he’s probably looking to troon out himself, otherwise s it makes no Sense he’d have even seen this.

It also warms the cockles of my heart that he’s looking up bathtub HRT and then that dang dirty Kiwi Farms pops up again to take the wind out of his sails. He’s going with the “Keffal Defense” still - all the extensive, archived evidence of his transgressions, buffoonery and lies can be dismissed because “Kiwi Farms bad”.

As information on pedophile Shane Edward Nokes continues to collect, he’ll lean harder and harder on this strategy, desperately trying to keep people away from his thread.

Perhaps people Shame antagonizes on Twitter should be informed who they’re dealing with and directed toward his thread. As well as informed that he’s a pedophile, a lot of people would like to know that.