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The pedo comment is something he has never addressed. Seeing him agonize over whether to disobey the twitter cult by denouncing the rights of virtuous non offending pedophiles such as himself would be hilarious.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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I didn't really notice it before, but you're right - this fellow is very overweight. He has bitch tits and a fat belly! He jiggles when he walks. He isn't 205 pounds.
Topics Shane Nokes has currently mentioned on his Twitter besides his pedophile accusations:
- His height
- His weight
- If he's afraid of the thread
- If he's afraid to show his teeth
- His Gaming PC
- His friendship with his ex-wife
- Being on disability
- Tweeting about Tranny Coke
- If he has pictures with Star Trek cast
- His K/D in Halo Infinite.
- HIs Dox
- If he had VIP tickets toa Star Trek convention
All that fucking oinking and time spent on retarded shit. Yet Shane seemingly refuses to acknowledge the pedophile accusations.
Again, the evidence:
Shane, this isn't going away. Keep in mind this thread is now tied to your Google SEO. You can't sweep this under the rug.
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HabeusCorPuss
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Microsoft's own Shane Nokes is very fat. Of the approximately 100 people who have ever noticed that he exists, at least 98 believe him to be a pedophile. He larps as an intelligent, informed internet commentator but he struggles to grasp the functions of an apostrophe.
The plural of the proper noun "Kiwi" is: "Kiwis"
When used correctly, this would refer to a citizen of New Zealand.
"April Fools" is also a pluralized proper noun. April Fools are possessive of the day commemorating them, hence the possessive apostrophe in "April Fools' Day."
Similarly, the victim or victims of a joke played during April Fools' Day are possessive of that joke. Accordingly, such a joke can be referred to as an "April Fool's joke" or an "April Fools' joke", in each respective instance.
The plural of the proper noun "Kiwi" is: "Kiwis"
When used correctly, this would refer to a citizen of New Zealand.
"April Fools" is also a pluralized proper noun. April Fools are possessive of the day commemorating them, hence the possessive apostrophe in "April Fools' Day."
Similarly, the victim or victims of a joke played during April Fools' Day are possessive of that joke. Accordingly, such a joke can be referred to as an "April Fool's joke" or an "April Fools' joke", in each respective instance.
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I had to check for myself. Man…he is indeed fat.
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I thought it was all pure muscle until you pointed it out.
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If his fat, ugly wife / girlfriend is seriously the best he can do then becoming an even uglier woman would almost assure that he dies without anybody ever touching his stinkditch.
Speaking as somebody marginally on the left I too can tell him to kill himself because he's a waste of oxygen and a coward who's too chickenshit to come here and engage but does so on other platforms.
Well he's definitely helping out there in not passing on his genes so that's kinda like winning the Darwin Award.
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Not sure where this was originally posted, but I just want to point out the obvious: It appears to have been edited in some manner.
I believe without the boots he's likely somewhere around 5'6" - 5'9" as previously established.
I believe without the boots he's likely somewhere around 5'6" - 5'9" as previously established.
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I used to work with a loudmouth that used to brag about his previous Microsoft employment. Swear he’d start every sentence “ackshually at Microsoft…”
It annoyed me to a point - if Microsoft was so great, why is your bitch ass here. On a lark, I did some digging and he worked for a third party contractor that had tangential ties to Microsoft.
My company did a half-ass background screening, and once that got exposed (an hour of investigating) he hurriedly resigned.
I guess the moral of the story is that Shane and Patrick are very fat.
It annoyed me to a point - if Microsoft was so great, why is your bitch ass here. On a lark, I did some digging and he worked for a third party contractor that had tangential ties to Microsoft.
My company did a half-ass background screening, and once that got exposed (an hour of investigating) he hurriedly resigned.
I guess the moral of the story is that Shane and Patrick are very fat.
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Telling people to win Darwin Awards is a pretty accurate reference to how Shane's growth as a human being (other than physically, he's fat) ceased at minimum during some point 20 years ago.
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I bet he still has Crunchyroll and Something Awful bookmarked.
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Watching Willy Wonka and The Chocolate factory once a week for a single year, and giving an updated review after each viewing, while documenting your descent into insanity, could be a viable podcast or stream/video opportunity. Even though that concept has been done before by other podcasts.
And that's only a tiny fraction of the total times he's claimed to have seen this movie.
He did it all for free.
Shane, for fucks sake, quit Twitter. Go outside, and do literally anything, see a band you enjoy live, learn how to fish, walk a trail and look for wildflowers, smoke a joint and walk your dog for 20 minutes. Just anything that isn't connected to the Internet.
You will have so much less agita, and I say this with 100% sincerity.
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Willi Wonki is a good move (especially the old Gene one) but falling asleep to it is kinda batshit. By my calculations if you were a fat fuck (and I have heard solid legal opinion that such is the case) then you’d be passing out right about the time of the famous tunnel scene.
The effect this would have on your mind and corpulence couldn’t be understated and should probably be investigated.
Darwin Award are such classic turn of the millennium internet that I more and more believe this thing was frozen for 20 years.
Also you’re supposed to say it about someone DOING stupid shit like playing with guns or grooming (trooning) out - not as an insult/death threat.
The effect this would have on your mind and corpulence couldn’t be understated and should probably be investigated.
Darwin Award are such classic turn of the millennium internet that I more and more believe this thing was frozen for 20 years.
Also you’re supposed to say it about someone DOING stupid shit like playing with guns or grooming (trooning) out - not as an insult/death threat.
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Shit, Shame lives close by to one of the most beautiful libraries in the Pacific Northwest. The Renton Library is one of the only libraries in the United States to sit on top of a river, the Cedar River. You can see the salmon spawn or heading up to the Sound from the windows. For fuck sakes Shane, go read a book at the library and watch the salmon swim. It's better then picking fights with randos on Twitter all day.
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Is very funny, at this point it makes him look worse when he's outright deflecting this accusation than to make an excuse of it.
Come on, fatty. I'll give you a chance to make an excuse without telling you that you're a pedo. Just answer the question.
James done did it
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call the cops, this man is smuggling at least 3 pumpkins under his shirt
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Pot meet kettle. I'm sure you have much to discuss.
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I guess we old Internet fags can smell our own and congregate to this site.
I'd heard this a few times from older folks when I was growing up. I always thought they were either exaggerating or were lamenting that more folks didn't think like them. Until I got some life experience I never would have thought that most people truly don't want to think for themselves. I too was guilty of similar earlier in life.
He has some
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When I did a stint at HP we had a guy that would always say that he was an MCT or "Microsoft Certified Trainer". This is a special certification you can get if you take a Microsoft exam and say you want to be graded as a trainer. This is supposed to show that you have a superior knowledge and can literally teach the course. So if the passing mark was 60% you'd need to get at least 85% to be an MCT.
He was the biggest idiot I've ever run across in tech. Took copious notes about the most mundane things and was the only one to wash out after the training was over.
And yes, he was also fat and balding with bad teeth like Porkins here.
Why is it that people who are repulsive tend to think they're good looking?
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What a fat mental retard. I'd chalk it up to a typo if he hadn't completely failed to use it properly both times. He's literally a mongoloid.
This dude is calling other people ugly? Lmao. Who mows your back hair fatty?