Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Nokes, Shane Nokes.. 007, license for Windows 11 at Alumni discount

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Damn, I hate checking this thread every day out of fear of Shane finally bringing me in just to find out he's watched Willy Wonka thousands of times, reads everything on reddit before updooting and is stalking Wil Wheaton through his family.

 

[Socrates]

Shane Nokes is a pedophile, we all know this.

But more importantly I think we need to make him acknowledge why he got fired from MS.

I guarantee it’s because he was trying to throw around his “credentials” and somebody called him out to corporate about it. A mall kiosk jockey pretending to be some elite M$ hacker would be terminated pretty quickly.

I doubt it was anything so interesting. The fat faggot probably just started calling out sick more and more often blaming "muh nerves" and eventually they just told him to either cut the shit or get on disability.

 

[Schwarzwald]

How many times have you had to watch Willy Wonka over the last week?

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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
You eat as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think about that?

I don't like the look of it.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory has a runtime of one hour and 38 minutes.

Taking serial liar Shane's claim of 2,000 viewings at face value, that's 196,000 minutes spent watching Gene Wilder in a purple suit hanging out with orange midgets and naughty children.

Equivalent to:
3,266 hours
136.11 days
Four and a half months
~0.88% of Shane's lifespan

Despite being a complete waste of time, likely the most productive and worthwhile endeavor that Shane has ever engaged in.

I'm actually reminded of a story in which Alec Guinness was asked for his autograph from a fan who'd watched Star Wars 102 times. He told the fawning fan that watching any film that many times was a complete waste of time and precious life, only agreeing to give the autograph on the condition that the fan promise to never again watch Star Wars. Now multiply that concept twenty-fold for Shnokes.

 

[internet friend]

~0.88% of Shane's lifespan

And ~100% of Shane's lifespan was spent being fat

 

[ten dollars off]

I doubt it was anything so interesting. The fat faggot probably just started calling out sick more and more often blaming "muh nerves" and eventually they just told him to either cut the shit or get on disability.

Or maybe he was just so insufferable to work with that all of his coworkers complained about him until they got rid of him. Look at how nobody from his Microsoft days still keeps in touch with him. Most of us have at least a handful of friends or acquaintances we've kept from jobs, especially ones that lasted multiple years. A look at his Linkedin profile shows zero recommendations from former coworkers and managers.

Also: his first job with Microsoft was in July 2008, and his last one ended in May 2016. So, that sounds like a long career at Microsoft, right? Eight years? Nope. There are huge gaps between each role. If you want to be generous, the actual time he spent working is 4 years and 4 months. And Linkedin likes to round up, assuming they worked the full month. So we'll say four years. And two years of that was in retail. Wow, so impressive! Deduct another four months of that spent testing the tail end of Fable II, putting in monkey testing hours so it could qualify for release. What happened to that decade of government hacker guy experience he claims to have had?

 

[Black Cat2]

Or maybe he was just so insufferable to work with that all of his coworkers complained about him until they got rid of him. Look at how nobody from his Microsoft days still keeps in touch with him. Most of us have at least a handful of friends or acquaintances we've kept from jobs, especially ones that lasted multiple years. A look at his Linkedin profile shows zero recommendations from former coworkers and managers.

Also: his first job with Microsoft was in July 2008, and his last one ended in May 2016. So, that sounds like a long career at Microsoft, right? Eight years? Nope. There are huge gaps between each role. If you want to be generous, the actual time he spent working is 4 years and 4 months. And Linkedin likes to round up, assuming they worked the full month. So we'll say four years. And two years of that was in retail. Wow, so impressive! Deduct another four months of that spent testing the tail end of Fable II, putting in monkey testing hours so it could qualify for release. What happened to that decade of government hacker guy experience he claims to have had?

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God, this is like the absolute opposite of how you should write a LinkedIn post. Like, it just gives the vibes of a teenager who had to make one for a class.

 

[lindsayfan]

his resume is pathetic, just like the rest of his life and his person. a few months here, a few months there, years between, no advancement, no accomplishments.

his repeated and obviously counterfactual "this was a position at microsoft" is exactly the same as the security guard who installs special lights on his personal car and pretends to be police... though i doubt shane even owns a car

 

[Meriasek]

He really is the Gecko45 aka OG Mall Ninja of IT/Microsoft. I'm awaiting his statements about how he walks around with trauma plates because he made so many enemies as a Tier 3 tech support at le Microsoft.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Why does Shame always jump at every opportunity to defend trannies, pronouns, etc. ?

Let's ignore for a second the irony of the fact Travis Tritt wasn't even talking to him in any way, and nobody would even take a quarter in exchange for ending Shane's 10+ years of absolutely 0 engagement twitter.

How does this issue of AB putting trannies on beer cans affect him personally?
Are you feeling like a woman trapped in a man's body, Shame?
Watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory no longer easing the pain of your gender dysphoria?
Is that the reason you think nobody likes you or engages with you, because of your microshame penis?
Shane -> Shelly trans arc, when?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Shane -> Shelly trans arc

Hell of a thing to put out into the world. We've sufficient troons, for one thing, and can you imagine how bad Shame would be at trooning out? Low effort from the top on down.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Or maybe he was just so insufferable to work with that all of his coworkers complained about him until they got rid of him. Look at how nobody from his Microsoft days still keeps in touch with him. Most of us have at least a handful of friends or acquaintances we've kept from jobs, especially ones that lasted multiple years. A look at his Linkedin profile shows zero recommendations from former coworkers and managers.

Also: his first job with Microsoft was in July 2008, and his last one ended in May 2016. So, that sounds like a long career at Microsoft, right? Eight years? Nope. There are huge gaps between each role. If you want to be generous, the actual time he spent working is 4 years and 4 months. And Linkedin likes to round up, assuming they worked the full month. So we'll say four years. And two years of that was in retail. Wow, so impressive! Deduct another four months of that spent testing the tail end of Fable II, putting in monkey testing hours so it could qualify for release. What happened to that decade of government hacker guy experience he claims to have had?

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The longest position he's held is two years with years between positions. This is not the resume of somebody who's going places. It's the resume of a loser who's been bounced around or let go because he's incompetent. And yet somehow we're supposed to be impressed by this.

The longer this goes on the sadder it becomes.

 

[Associate Rick]

Shame here steals resources away from the homeless, we all know he doesn't even have a nickel to spare.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Or maybe he was just so insufferable to work with that all of his coworkers complained about him until they got rid of him. Look at how nobody from his Microsoft days still keeps in touch with him. Most of us have at least a handful of friends or acquaintances we've kept from jobs, especially ones that lasted multiple years. A look at his Linkedin profile shows zero recommendations from former coworkers and managers.

Also: his first job with Microsoft was in July 2008, and his last one ended in May 2016. So, that sounds like a long career at Microsoft, right? Eight years? Nope. There are huge gaps between each role. If you want to be generous, the actual time he spent working is 4 years and 4 months. And Linkedin likes to round up, assuming they worked the full month. So we'll say four years. And two years of that was in retail. Wow, so impressive! Deduct another four months of that spent testing the tail end of Fable II, putting in monkey testing hours so it could qualify for release. What happened to that decade of government hacker guy experience he claims to have had?

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I have Shane’s resume in my hand, he’s applying for a Senior position in my lolcow division. Gonna have to follow up and check these jobs to make sure there are no inaccuracies

 

[A Sunset]

Why does Shame always jump at every opportunity to defend trannies, pronouns, etc. ?

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Shame sure let country artist Travis Tritt know what’s what. After all, what people into country music really care about is what an obese, unemployed libshit from Seattle thinks.

The transition of libshit NPCs into being obsessed with pronouns and trans rights has been bewildring. I think what it boils down to is that people are fucking retarded, and generally are too stupid to think for themselves. So if their identity is “I’m an open-minded leftist”, and then the right people tell them they’re closed-minded if they don’t lick tranny cock and celebrate children getting their cocks cut off, they will just absorb that and militantly spread it. And they’ll have complete blind confidence in the idea, no matter how sick or nonsensical.

That’s Shame Nokes, who obviously isn’t very smart and is a fucking weirdo retard. He’ll fight for tranny worship on any front he can on twitter. If only he’d fight so hard to lose weight, go to the dentist, or get a job, maybe this thread wouldn’t exist!

The longest position he's held is two years with years between positions. This is not the resume of somebody who's going places. It's the resume of a loser who's been bounced around or let go because he's incompetent. And yet somehow we're supposed to be impressed by this.

The longer this goes on the sadder it becomes.

His resume is absolute dogshit, what a liar. Imagine not working since fucking 2016. I gues that’s how he had time to watch Willie Wonka 2,000 times.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Oh shit.

Kiwis, we went too far. Shame has officially snapped and gone full clown mode:

(Rare family reunion photo of The Nokes included)

I don't know what the fuck song he's talking about, but apparently he's completely over the trans disrespect and was actually trying to support Travis or something. I'm not sure.

It seems he got one over on us, his fake April Fools "I am Fat Tomlinson" joke was apparently a collab effort with him and Steve Harvey, which we failed to recognize and we took credit for it or something.
Not sure how we missed that.

Anyway....
Busy day for Ex-Microsoftie Shame.

He had to defend former president Obama, whom he directly worked for whilst an 1337 hacker for microsoft. (He worked decades so multiple presidencies, but Obama was his favorite secret service assignment, methinks.)

Previously unseen picture of Shame during his Microsoft SS days.

 

[internet friend]

Tell someone who cares

Told to a whole 8 people who don't care

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Shane, my brother in Christ. You seem to think that you’re stickin’ it to the Farms. You’re not. You’re like that kid in school (who was probably you) that would get beaten down, and then yell some comeback as the guy walked away. All your friends told you to just keep your damned mouth shut but you couldn’t. So, alas, another beat down was issued.

You aren’t smarter than us. You’re just not. You just don’t have the self-awareness to realize that you’re our trained monkey. You respond when we want you to, and we know exactly the things you’re going to say.

Thank God you’re not a smart person. A smart person would walk away and we would have nothing to talk about.

PS: You’re a fat moron.

 

[A Sunset]

Oh shit.

Kiwis, we went too far. Shame has officially snapped and gone full clown mode:

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(Rare family reunion photo of The Nokes included)

I don't know what the fuck song he's talking about, but apparently he's completely over the trans disrespect and was actually trying to support Travis or something. I'm not sure.

It seems he got one over on us, his fake April Fools "I am Fat Tomlinson" joke was apparently a collab effort with him and Steve Harvey, which we failed to recognize and we took credit for it or something.
Not sure how we missed that. View attachment 4997877

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Anyway....
Busy day for Ex-Microsoftie Shame.

He had to defend former president Obama, whom he directly worked for whilst an 1337 hacker for microsoft. (He worked decades so multiple presidencies, but Obama was his favorite secret service assignment, methinks.)

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Previously unseen picture of Shame during his Microsoft SS days.
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He’s such a passive-aggressive middle-school girl. “Kiwi Farms are just mad at me for saying a song name.” Shame can’t even be direct and just own he was making fun of Travis Tritt for being TWANS-PHOBIC. Because he knows he’s a tranny-gash licking libshit faggot oinking into the void.

Unless you’re actually based and you’re sick of tranny shit, Shame? You celebrate Travis Tritt‘s decision to drop Bud Light and show solidarity with his tweet? Good to know, welcome to Club Nahtzee.

I have no idea what he’s talking about with the other shit and don’t care. And I’m one of the only people to pay attention to him or know he exists.

More importantly - if Shame has time to respond to this, he has time to explain if this is him asking for underage nudes.



Shane, is this you? We know you’re reading this. If you don’t respond it basically assumes your guilt. If you were innocent, and this was fake, you’d want to correcT the record.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Somebody engaged with one of his tweets!

Despite this helpful soul just trying to offer suggestions for managing Shame's (probably) diabetes, this denial of his petite figure makes Shame see red.

This is one of Shame's favorite comebacks, "Ever heard of a Darwin Award?"

This is straight out of his "How to own internet-nazis and influence people" magnum opus novella, which he quotes to five people who aren't paying attention to him, in the comments of an Elon Musk post:

Here he is trying to explain that it's not sound logical reasoning that wins arguments, or politeness and willingness to discuss the situation... it's coming up with an angry quip, and immediately blocking. Bonus points if exploding fetid salmon is mentioned, or if you include blatant projection (such as being retarded and useless).

Bravo! Keep sticking it to the big names on twitter! Surely, any day now, they will notice you and consider changing their minds. Nobody wants to win a Darwin Award, after all.